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10:42 pm - 08/18/2012

The Little Mermaid Gets Plastic Surgery In Questionable New Ad



Surely a Disney princess, she of the impossibly bouncy hair and whittled waist, doesn't need any work done, right?

Well, don't ask a plastic surgeon that, because apparently, the iconic Little Mermaid was a prime candidate for few procedures (OBVIOUSLY! She's such a hag.) BuzzFeed's Copyranter spotted this ad from Clinica Dempere, a plastic surgery center in Venezuela, who decided to give Ariel the old nip and tuck anyway in a new spot for their services.



Watch as Ariel escapes from the evil Ursula. What does she do next? Beelines it to the operating table, where, sprawled out before a beckoning surgeon, she gets her wishes granted without giving away her magic voice box.

So, what procedures did the Little Mermaid opt for? She seems to have gotten the full "Real Housewives" treatment with a boob job and a widened pout. And somehow, the doctors in Venezuela managed to sculpt a pair of sexy human legs outfitted with stilettos out of her mermaid tail. It's so magical!

While people have tried to digitally slim down other "Mermaid" characters in the past, the introduction of cosmetic surgery into the pot is definitely an even more somber message to young girls. The clinic's ad is surely an attempt to be cute, but seriously, Ariel: you look great under the sea as is.

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WTF! (Also not to flame her but I always thought Ariel was....not the brightest of the Princess bunch.)



wonderwomanhero 19th-Aug-2012 03:36 am (UTC)
no that's the evil queen in snow white. the stepmom and stepsisters get their eyes pecked out by the birds that lived in the tree outback
fwee_prower 19th-Aug-2012 03:38 am (UTC)
well DAMN
lovebats 19th-Aug-2012 03:57 am (UTC)
oh my gOD
sozzney 19th-Aug-2012 04:22 am (UTC)
Don't forget that one of the stepsisters cuts off her toe to fit her feet into the slipper, and the other cuts off her heel before they get their eyes pecked out by the birds.
akasha6915 19th-Aug-2012 04:38 am (UTC)
Actually, it's one eye pecked out before the wedding, and the other eye after the wedding, so the last thing they see is Cindy being happy and getting married.

I want to say the step mom got even worse, and the eye thing was just to the step sisters.
antique_faery 19th-Aug-2012 07:11 am (UTC)
the stepmom and stepsisters get their eyes pecked out by the birds that lived in the tree outback

NOOOO! My worst nightmare! D: :'(
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