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10:42 pm - 08/18/2012

The Little Mermaid Gets Plastic Surgery In Questionable New Ad



Surely a Disney princess, she of the impossibly bouncy hair and whittled waist, doesn't need any work done, right?

Well, don't ask a plastic surgeon that, because apparently, the iconic Little Mermaid was a prime candidate for few procedures (OBVIOUSLY! She's such a hag.) BuzzFeed's Copyranter spotted this ad from Clinica Dempere, a plastic surgery center in Venezuela, who decided to give Ariel the old nip and tuck anyway in a new spot for their services.

Watch and you'll see...someday I'll be...given bigger boobsCollapse )
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parisdiorchanel 19th-Aug-2012 02:48 am (UTC)
k
squishinator 19th-Aug-2012 02:48 am (UTC)
she looks worse. this should be an anti-surgery ad.
brucelynn NEVER FORGET / NSFW19th-Aug-2012 02:49 am (UTC)

http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/61727764.html?thread=10582700308#t10582700308


I know this has nothing to do with the topic but I love seeing people's reactions LMFAO


Aladdin and Tarzan ILU
brosling Re: NEVER FORGET / NSFW19th-Aug-2012 02:51 am (UTC)
u know what's creepy

someone invested a lot of time into drawing that
brucelynn Re: NEVER FORGET / NSFW19th-Aug-2012 02:55 am (UTC)
I knoooowww lol

They couldn't even make a tasteful sex pic they made it so....ahhh
giggleplz Re: NEVER FORGET / NSFW19th-Aug-2012 02:51 am (UTC)
MY CHILDHOOD
bluebandit77 Re: NEVER FORGET / NSFW19th-Aug-2012 02:52 am (UTC)
:( :( :(
maebyfunke Re: NEVER FORGET / NSFW19th-Aug-2012 02:53 am (UTC)
i hate you so much
hotcement 19th-Aug-2012 02:53 am (UTC)
LMFAO HOLY SHIT

THERE AREN'T ENOUGH BORED-TO-SHOCKEDASFUCK GIFS IN THE WORLD TO PROPERLY DESCRIBE MY FACE RN
ritzyroxie Re: NEVER FORGET / NSFW19th-Aug-2012 02:53 am (UTC)
Someone's inbox must be parched.
moustacherider Re: NEVER FORGET / NSFW19th-Aug-2012 02:55 am (UTC)
this is in every fan art related post

I've seen it so many times now
winniechili Re: NEVER FORGET / NSFW19th-Aug-2012 02:57 am (UTC)
Why are they all circumcised? Historically inaccurate right there.
homicidalslayer Re: NEVER FORGET / NSFW19th-Aug-2012 02:57 am (UTC)
There needs to be another Bad Fanart Post
katie_g_lynn Re: NEVER FORGET / NSFW19th-Aug-2012 03:01 am (UTC)
LMAO for some reason it just makes perfect sense for Tarzan to be curiously inspecting someone's butthole.
peddlestools Re: NEVER FORGET / NSFW19th-Aug-2012 03:13 am (UTC)
where's that drawing you did of wonder woman in that post tho
__nocturna Re: NEVER FORGET / NSFW19th-Aug-2012 03:39 am (UTC)
I don't even know who that one dude is

sucking gaston
soavantgarde Re: NEVER FORGET / NSFW19th-Aug-2012 03:40 am (UTC)
LMFAO TARZAN

who is that stranger bitch holding gaston's diq?
rare_lj Re: NEVER FORGET / NSFW19th-Aug-2012 03:43 am (UTC)
LMAO
kyoumei Re: NEVER FORGET / NSFW19th-Aug-2012 03:57 am (UTC)
I'd forgotten about that post.
itspokerface Re: NEVER FORGET / NSFW19th-Aug-2012 04:11 am (UTC)
holy shit LMAO
squirrelsarerad Re: NEVER FORGET / NSFW19th-Aug-2012 04:15 am (UTC)
what in the actual world
ohmiya_sg Re: NEVER FORGET / NSFW19th-Aug-2012 04:44 am (UTC)
I know what this is without looking or reading all the comments

NO

NEVER AGAIN
harbour_jane Re: NEVER FORGET / NSFW19th-Aug-2012 04:52 am (UTC)
oh good lord
mistyraven Re: NEVER FORGET / NSFW19th-Aug-2012 09:25 am (UTC)
Lol I knew what it was going to be before I clicked...

...but I still clicked anyway
angelmonster 19th-Aug-2012 02:49 am (UTC)
I think it's qt and I am not offended. If you want plastic surgery I say go gurl/boy.
brucelynn 19th-Aug-2012 03:05 am (UTC)
mte
ishumy 19th-Aug-2012 02:50 am (UTC)
Surely she was on her way to the Miss Venezuela and they asked her to get boobs. LOL at my country mentioned so randomly.
courtkneee1 19th-Aug-2012 02:50 am (UTC)
i worry for whoever wrote this article
redaodai 19th-Aug-2012 02:51 am (UTC)
There was some Disney Blu-Ray commercial that played Third Eye Blind's Semi-Charmed Life in the background. I was just like, "...really?".
squishinator 19th-Aug-2012 02:52 am (UTC)
IT WAS WINNIE THE POOH
redaodai 19th-Aug-2012 02:53 am (UTC)
Well, that makes sense. Pooh was basically an addict with his honey chasin'.
kin_der 19th-Aug-2012 02:56 am (UTC)
Saw that. I had the same reaction.
brucelynn 19th-Aug-2012 03:06 am (UTC)
Lol because that song seems so fucking happy lol

I loved it so much as a kid and one day I decided to print the lyrics and sing outloud .... my sis was like "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?"
hangthemj 19th-Aug-2012 03:29 am (UTC)
god damn you now i have to go listen to that song
primroseway 19th-Aug-2012 05:54 am (UTC)
lmao I saw that and thought it was weird too. i'm pretty sure that song is about drug addiction.
mhfromnh 19th-Aug-2012 05:55 am (UTC)
reminds me of that Eddie Murphy one with the daughter's imaginary friends and they play "Dancing with Myself" in the trailer. I'm like bitch that's about fappin'.
kin_der 19th-Aug-2012 02:52 am (UTC)
She looks like The Middle Aged Mermaid now.
sandstorm 19th-Aug-2012 02:56 am (UTC)
Like she aged about twenty years.
hotcement 19th-Aug-2012 02:52 am (UTC)
sort of looks like kristen bell
anchors_oceans 19th-Aug-2012 02:59 am (UTC)
HDU!!

lol but in the nose/mouth area, i totally see it.
allopatric 19th-Aug-2012 03:29 am (UTC)
I agree
redsprings 19th-Aug-2012 02:53 am (UTC)
makemeyoung 19th-Aug-2012 02:54 am (UTC)
Weird.

I loved so many Disney movies as a kid. And now, looking bad, I realize how problematic so many of them were.
courtkneee1 19th-Aug-2012 02:57 am (UTC)
mte but my fav pocahontas is still flawless.
bluebandit77 19th-Aug-2012 03:25 am (UTC)
lion king is my fav<3
gatewaydrug 19th-Aug-2012 02:56 am (UTC)
haha idc i like it
georgie_georgie 19th-Aug-2012 02:56 am (UTC)
I guess Venezuela doesn't care about copyright laws.
linnetbird 19th-Aug-2012 02:56 am (UTC)
this is very OT but i need advice

i live in NYC and I am babysitting tonight, and I am biking home, about four miles, from the financial district back to times square area

I could take the hudson river parkway, which is along the hudson river park, which would be super fast and get me home in no time, or i could take other roads more in the middle of nyc but i'd be sharing them with traffic...

do you think i am taking a big risk by going along a bike path lined with a park late at night? (like 1 am). it's right next to a highway. am i being unsafe in general by biking late at night?
yaywhitepeople 19th-Aug-2012 03:06 am (UTC)
u in danga gurl
bluebandit77 19th-Aug-2012 03:28 am (UTC)
lol that didn't help
brucelynn 19th-Aug-2012 03:08 am (UTC)
gurl take that bike on the train and pay 2.50 to get home
hangthemj 19th-Aug-2012 03:30 am (UTC)
be careful bb
rogue 19th-Aug-2012 04:29 am (UTC)
wtf dont do this
stay safe bb
professor_chaos 19th-Aug-2012 02:57 am (UTC)
she looks like she should be on the show Desperate Housewives Of The Magic Kingdom

Edited at 2012-08-19 02:57 am (UTC)
sandstorm 19th-Aug-2012 03:04 am (UTC)
They should bring back that SNL segment and put her on.
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