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11:10 am - 08/17/2012

FETCH THE CAVIAR Y'ALL, IT'S A BENEDICT CUMBERSNATCH POST.

The Guardian claims Benedict's 'posh-bashing' comments have "exposed the chink in our collective PC armour"
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Benedict Cumberbatch has taken a ribbing this week for an interview in the Radio Times in which he bemoaned "posh-bashing". The thespian, who attended Harrow on a scholarship, opined: "I wasn't born into land or titles." Nevertheless, he lamented that he has been "castigated as a moaning, rich, public-school bastard, complaining about only getting posh roles".


I can empathise with Cumberbatch. Despite being the epitome of middle middle class (doctor's daughter, grammar-school girl, boho provincial upbringing), being mistaken for a posho has been a lifetime affliction. Maybe it's because I went to Oxford, maybe because I refuse to cultivate a mockney accent, maybe because my friends are all called Tarquin de'ath von Bunface-Toffo, I can somehow (inadvertently) pass and am routinely lambasted for it.


As in Cumberbatch's case, the matter has also been raised professionally as the reason why I might not be appropriate for certain posts – largely by norf Lunnon public schoolboys giving it large with glottal stops. Meanwhile, true nobs recognise me for the scumbag I am. "Betts," one once benevolently inquired. "Why aren't you more chippy?"


Well, perhaps because I would be no more anti-toff than I would be knee-jerkedly anti any other class. Anti-poshism is the chink in our collective PC armour. Happily, we are no longer permitted to discriminate against gender, sexuality, race, religion, disability and the like, but it is still deemed acceptable – obligatory even – to toff-bash. Those who blanche at ridiculing Essex girls and Gypsy weddings are happy laying into the la-di-da.


Obviously, the reason why toff-toppling has been viewed as fair game is that the posh boasted a perch from which to be toppled. Many still do, as statistics bear out. This is one of our society's great projects.


My own alma mater bends over backwards to accommodate the less privileged. However, when I was involved in Oxford's state/women/non-white encouraging ventures, the moment one aspect of the numbers improved (say, a rise in female students), so another anomaly would spring into being (more women would equal more of the privately educated). Moreover, the focus on school origins obscures the fact that some impoverished youngsters are privately schooled. In 2009/10, 935 students issued from households with incomes below £16,190 (the threshold for free school meals), almost a third of whom had been privately educated.


Michael Gove may sit in the swankiest of cabinets but was, like these students, a scholarship boy. Whether one agrees with Gove's advocacy of academies as a means of rectifying independent school domination is open to debate. Still, while David Cameron, George Osborne and co undoubtedly issue from privilege, at least they show a commitment to public service rather than sitting back and counting their swag. And we did elect the blighters.


As in all matters of class, the issues are intricate. Poshness is, by its very nature, relative, and toff-bashing is frequently the preserve of people who have led extremely comfortable lives, with middle-class parents who propel them up the property ladder.


Besides, we Brits love a spot of class voyeurism, not least when in economic straits – witness the success of the crashingly cartoonish or, according to Cumberbatch, "fucking atrocious", Downton Abbey.


Only in Britain – or, India, where a combination of post-imperial and existing prejudices enmesh class with caste. Pale, yet dark, plummy Brummie that I am, I pass for the poshest of the lot in Inja. As Cumberbatch jets off, as threatened, to "classless" America, so I may head to Delhi and lord it up.


How is this even real.

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kapuki234 17th-Aug-2012 06:49 pm (UTC)
that photo is hideous
reginageorge 17th-Aug-2012 06:55 pm (UTC)
he is hideous
robertsbox_xo 17th-Aug-2012 07:10 pm (UTC)
lol mte
kapuki234 17th-Aug-2012 07:14 pm (UTC)
that photo of him i meant
judgmental 17th-Aug-2012 08:08 pm (UTC)
mte
sammet 17th-Aug-2012 08:19 pm (UTC)
truth
he was deemed the sexiest man alive on some UK list a while back lol ide
cedricstyle 18th-Aug-2012 07:38 am (UTC)
seriously, I dont understand
cansuralama 17th-Aug-2012 06:49 pm (UTC)
hf this post
bienenkiste 17th-Aug-2012 07:13 pm (UTC)
lol IKR
champagnexdream 17th-Aug-2012 06:49 pm (UTC)
The fuck is his face?
golden_train 17th-Aug-2012 07:02 pm (UTC)
mte.
scarletfbl 17th-Aug-2012 07:18 pm (UTC)
lol irl
teacup_humans 17th-Aug-2012 07:25 pm (UTC)
mte
blenderhead 17th-Aug-2012 07:37 pm (UTC)
lol mfte
chrislola 17th-Aug-2012 07:45 pm (UTC)
i still don't understand how people think he's hot.
champagnexdream 17th-Aug-2012 07:47 pm (UTC)
He looks like Isaac Hanson's wax figure. WTF.
ludagurl3d 17th-Aug-2012 07:49 pm (UTC)
ugh, me either. how blind do you have to fucking be?
ludagurl3d 17th-Aug-2012 07:49 pm (UTC)
lmao
actxappalledx 17th-Aug-2012 06:50 pm (UTC)
It should be a requirement that his face has to always be behind a cut.
drfaith101 17th-Aug-2012 06:51 pm (UTC)
I second this.
greenfairy_87 17th-Aug-2012 06:51 pm (UTC)
Or come with a trigger warning.
batty_gal 17th-Aug-2012 06:56 pm (UTC)
crying
kwikimart 17th-Aug-2012 07:13 pm (UTC)
My friend once said that!

IA tbh
skeet_skeet 17th-Aug-2012 07:21 pm (UTC)
TW: Ugly
blocaholic 17th-Aug-2012 07:42 pm (UTC)
lmao
kstew 17th-Aug-2012 07:46 pm (UTC)
lol
false_hate 17th-Aug-2012 06:51 pm (UTC)
I'm more than okay with this.
mynamehere07 17th-Aug-2012 06:54 pm (UTC)
With a big bold trigger warning!
celtic_thistle 17th-Aug-2012 06:56 pm (UTC)
Spoiler cut, 'cos it'll spoil your appetite for a week.
itspokerface 17th-Aug-2012 08:14 pm (UTC)
mte
crimps4 17th-Aug-2012 08:27 pm (UTC)
HAH! Love this song
liliananyappy 17th-Aug-2012 06:50 pm (UTC)
amazing post title tbh
sarahvma 17th-Aug-2012 07:25 pm (UTC)
Hey Cillian. Hey baby.
blessedbell 17th-Aug-2012 07:35 pm (UTC)
When i found out he was married with kids i sadfaced for the rest of the day.
verystefunny 17th-Aug-2012 07:35 pm (UTC)
cillian looks like a model in ur icon, so beautiful.
champagnexdream 17th-Aug-2012 07:48 pm (UTC)
Can we turn this into a Cillian post?
drfaith101 17th-Aug-2012 06:50 pm (UTC)
He is seriously one ugly mofo.

YIKES.
goofusgallant 17th-Aug-2012 06:50 pm (UTC)
Here for the OP.
comalies 17th-Aug-2012 07:07 pm (UTC)
bienenkiste 17th-Aug-2012 07:17 pm (UTC)
SAME
greenfairy_87 17th-Aug-2012 06:50 pm (UTC)
I've finally got it: He reminds me of a cover of those Animorphs books where the kid is in mid-transformation between human and animal.
vervain 17th-Aug-2012 06:52 pm (UTC)
to me, he looks like sid the sloth from the ice age movies
flshphotography 17th-Aug-2012 06:53 pm (UTC)
insult to the sloth
gabunny 17th-Aug-2012 09:39 pm (UTC)
the sid the sloth award will always go to that jenna rose kid imo

littlehayzay 17th-Aug-2012 06:54 pm (UTC)
Yes and it's a toss-up between lizard, sloth, anteater, and maybe some sort of jungle cat with a deformity.
hork13bajir5 17th-Aug-2012 06:55 pm (UTC)
hft reference tbh
celtic_thistle 17th-Aug-2012 06:57 pm (UTC)
OH MY GOD HE DOES

deceased rn
wigsnatcher 17th-Aug-2012 06:59 pm (UTC)
definitely a stage 2

howlcosmiclove 17th-Aug-2012 07:06 pm (UTC)
omg yes
wigsnatcher 17th-Aug-2012 07:07 pm (UTC)
someone put him on a shitty one but this is way too flattering

imnotasquirrel 17th-Aug-2012 07:13 pm (UTC)
i think that was mentioned on ninjacandy's list of insults that have been used, lol. although i think my favorite one was "a creature that adrien brody would have sex with in a weird scifi film."
wigsnatcher 17th-Aug-2012 07:49 pm (UTC)
lol here i just made this:

Dan Stevens into a Sloth

hopelessoptmist 17th-Aug-2012 10:13 pm (UTC)
omgf PERF analogy
false_hate 17th-Aug-2012 06:51 pm (UTC)
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brucelynn 17th-Aug-2012 06:58 pm (UTC)
HAHA
vervain 17th-Aug-2012 06:51 pm (UTC)
he looks even weirder with blonde hair.
littlehayzay 17th-Aug-2012 06:51 pm (UTC)
I feel like I should be desensitized by now to how awful his face is, but no..
gogeta1 17th-Aug-2012 07:37 pm (UTC)
lmao
gpin2084 17th-Aug-2012 06:51 pm (UTC)
that pic belongs behind a cut. it's terrifying.
jello404 17th-Aug-2012 06:51 pm (UTC)
I honestly can't muster up enough energy for another one of these posts.
sarahvma 17th-Aug-2012 07:35 pm (UTC)
Come on, girl. Just give into it.

PS -- did you see what Dan Stevens changed his profile pic on Twitter to? I love his blue-eyed, blonde angel troll right now.
xel_squirgle_ox 17th-Aug-2012 07:44 pm (UTC)
IKR? Even in his twitter bio he says that "tweets may be misused by lazy tabloid hacks". I'm laughing at all this drama now, seriously. What trolls they are!

And ONTD thinks they're being funny by attacking Benedict.
jello404 17th-Aug-2012 09:10 pm (UTC)
Nahhhhh mama,tap my ass out! I call uncle! Too much for me. Stan's retreat to your battle stations. We've lost this battle,but we will win the war! Lol but fortean tho...mark my words.
Come star trek,ONTD will collectively get lady boners which will result in conflicted arousal and hatred.
sirenlyfox 17th-Aug-2012 07:45 pm (UTC)
IKR.

who is the lovely lady in your avatar?
flawlessvelvet 17th-Aug-2012 06:51 pm (UTC)
Well at least money won't make him good looking
greenfairy_87 17th-Aug-2012 06:53 pm (UTC)
Nor will his attitude.
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