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7:55 pm - 08/16/2012

Lemony Snicket responds to Lauren Conrad's video.



In case you haven’t been following the literary police blotter today, here’s an update. Book-lovers around the web were shocked to see video footage of The Hills-star-turned-craft-maven Lauren Conrad brazenly dismembering a set of lovely hardcover volumes, using their spines in the unholy creation of something she gleefully called a “unique storage space” (storage for what, we shudder to think).

When book advocates rose up in protest of the gruesome atrocity, Conrad responded by removing the episode of her DIY crafting show from YouTube. But luckily the sleuths over at BuzzFeed (who originally broke the story), managed to preserve the image above.

You will notice that the book being savaged is from the Series of Unfortunate Events saga by Lemony Snicket. We reached out to the elusive author through his publicist, and he responded with the following comment:

It has always been my belief that people who spend too much time with my work end up as lost souls, drained of reason, who lead lives of raving emptiness and occasional lunatic violence. What a relief it is to see this documented.

Snicket may be relieved, but to our mind, this brutal event was unfortunate, indeed.


Source.



The video has been deleted from her page.
chy_tea 17th-Aug-2012 01:33 am (UTC)
i watch tv literally the time; i even fall asleep with it on, and i still thought she was in the wrong. btw, reading from an e-reader ~isn't~ the same as reading from paper... i thought that was kind of the point.

ugh. why is it a problem that some people prefer paperbacks and having books on a shelf, but it's not a problem that she cut up a book, that had already "wasted" some trees, for a DIY project?

velvetunicorn 17th-Aug-2012 01:45 am (UTC)
people can do what they want to do but don't act like someone is evil for recycling a book or using an e-reader.

chy_tea 17th-Aug-2012 03:00 am (UTC)
simmer down, sis, no one called anyone evil.

you're the one rolling your eyes at people who like paperbacks and who thought she was wrong for chopping up the books for a project... but it's okay because she MIGHT have recycled the paper from them.
velvetunicorn 17th-Aug-2012 03:06 am (UTC)
lol it's implied when someone comments on her youtube page that she's a monster. A book is just a form of entertainment. It's not a holy object. If she had made this out of old vhs tapes or dvd cases no one would've cared.
chy_tea 17th-Aug-2012 05:08 am (UTC)
old vhs tapes ≠ books. vhs, dvds, blu-ray, they're constantly changing to something ~better but books have been in the same form for basically 600 years. maybe that's why some people are a little offended that she would tear one apart.
bamboobanga2 17th-Aug-2012 06:47 am (UTC)
lol yes i'm sure that tearing up one copy of lemony snicket is going to render the book extinct. i mean come on, now. there isn't a single book in existence that is vital to the survival of humanity, that's why it's ridiculous to get up in arms over it. nobody physically needs a book to survive, therefore it is not a big deal at all.
oh_sailor 18th-Aug-2012 12:59 pm (UTC)
lol I like how she had no response to this
poopanna 17th-Aug-2012 03:38 pm (UTC)
Actually, there's a market for VHS's. There would have been some pissed off people if she was fucking up some rare horror tapes.
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