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Urgh, right? I am the most embarrassing person. I'm surprised I still leave the house.

lol i know me too. every time a cringeworthy moment from the past flits through my mind i legit just want to punch myself in the face or something

90% of mine are from when I was drunk tbh

lol ikr

I still shudder just thinking about things that happened to me in like 6th grade hah

omg me too

my mom was talking to me about all this shit that happened in elementary school and i was just like "i was really enjoying never thinking about that ever again but thanks mom~"

omg i shake my head so hard irl whenever i remember the cringe-worthy things i've said or done.

The cure to this is to joke about it.

I embarrass myself on a daily basis, I don't know how I survive.

ughhh I always feel the urge to drown myself. I'm the most awkward (and I don't mean zooey deschanel *~awkward~*) and embarassing person ever.

I was at my brother's varsity basketball team party. I was a sophomore. when I was playing ping pong in the backyard and when I went after a ball I tripped and fell in the pool. so humiliating.

Mine involves being on the floor drunk wearing only a frayed leather belt thing with some booty shorts (seriously the most slutty costume one could dream up) and puking in the car of the boy I really liked.

LUCKILY he led me up to my room because I couldn't make it. I woke up and realized must have gotten real sick of my costume because there was a trail of my clothes/beads/whatever from my door to my room and I woke up in my underwear.

To make matters worse, I forgot my phone AND car at his house and had to walk there in the rain to get it. He definitely did not talk to me for two months.

Edited at 2012-08-15 06:03 am (UTC)

Mine involved sanitary pads (those brightly packaged ones) strewn all over a crowded bus stop. I was young ok!

And falling into a hole infront of really large crowd and my leg was stuck.. Or actually all falling incidents...I fall, a lot.

Went to Raging Waters and a crowd was gathering around some kind of surf boarding simulation...thing. It looked way fun until I fell off and the water pressure completely pulled off the top and bottom of my bikini. My mother, about fifteen 12 year old boys, a hot lifeguard and others saw my cooch.

lmao omg that is terrible. i have luckily never had anything like that happen to me. but ia, nothing can top that

awww lol. How did you fall? too close to the edge or something?

aww wow

LOL i love your attitude about it. omg...at least you didn't break a bone or anything! lol

lmfao this is an adorably hilarious story and i wish i had your no fucks to give attitude. werque bb.

omg i have an embarrassing stage story too

when i was graduating preschool or kindergarten or w/e they left my name off the list so after everyone got called up from where we were sitting to walk across the stage i was just left sitting there! i dont even remember it but i think i saw a video or something

omggg you broke the trophy tho :(

lmao I am crying at this and my bf thinks I've lost it

sorry but i lol'd

During one of the dance routines in my fourth grade musical a kid fell off stage, rolled down the visors on the ground, and ended up on the foot of a parent. Everyone was stunned and terrified the kid had really hurt himself.

haha ia. i cant really remember any of mine, even tho i know i've had a fair few. once i get over it to the point of not caring about it, i eventually just forget about it completely

I didn't know who Shirley Manson was in a post a couple years ago lol. I called her a ~stranger bitch~ and people got all offended. oops lol.

i honestly dont know since i try to think before i comment as best as i can
i have made some cringy comments that i wanted to delete, but let them be most of the time

oh lord, i've said so many stupid things. the only thing i can remember right now is one time i said something like "idg anal bleaching, who even looks at your anus?" and everyone was like "omg u virgin, who doesn't look at ur anus"

over the past couple of months I've made a bad habit of commenting before completely reading the article and o.m.g I've gotten heckled.

i wish there was a way to go back through my own comments and see them all, i am sure there are plenty. i also wish you could click on a un and go through people's comments but that's probably a terrible idea for ontd

Probably when I got really drunk and called in on one of those ONTD radio things. I won fans~ but it was still embarrassing. I sounded so shrill.

omg so many tbh. one time i made some dumb comment about not knowing the difference between sun block and sun tan lotion

It was a heated post and I didn't read the article before I commented.

Refer to my icon. Not my comment, but my favorite WTF comment on ONTD.

I've gotten my inbox full of so many hate-filled comments. Sarcasm goes over everyone's head on here apparently.

I'm embarrassed by most of my commets, especially when people think it's funny to go back months and months to ultra old ONTD posts and reply to any comments I left to laugh at me or mock me or whatever and I get replies in my GMail from them and I'm like "I don't even remember saying this, but... ok :(". And yes, that has happened more than once and I always felt really stupid and embarrassed. It's just people trolling and amusing themselves, but idk why I have to get dragged into it because it just makes me feel bad lol.

I'm sure I've made a few, but I can't remember them atm. I know I've replied ~omg lol~ to people before over things they probably didn't find funny and tbh I feel kind of bad about being rude now, so that's kind of embarrassing to think back on.

yesss, i love ben's

I wonder how many kids are actually watching these videos lmao

Edited at 2012-08-15 05:46 am (UTC)