ONTD

6:11 pm - 08/10/2012

FREE FOR ALL FRIDAY!



Hope everyone has an awesome weekend!!!



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mandramoddle 11th-Aug-2012 01:31 am (UTC)
I hate shopping for school supplies. There's always that one item teachers list that make you waste gas trying to find.

And I need to delete people on fb that complain about their love lives, or lack thereof.

I really wish I'd bought that bottle of wine.

Okay, I'm done.
twowaymirrrors 11th-Aug-2012 01:34 am (UTC)
Someone I know makes facebook statuses that are basically "I've been single for X months" almost every. single. month. Like please chill the hell out because no one cares.
mandramoddle 11th-Aug-2012 01:39 am (UTC)
I have friends, all male, who post how come they can't get a girl, is it so wrong to want somebody to hold at night, and how they are thinking of ending their lives if they can't find a girlfriend.

I'm like thinking I wonder why they can't find a girl... Personally I don't like guys who have low self-esteem and bitch more than I do.
tigirah 11th-Aug-2012 01:50 am (UTC)
fuck you I love back to school shopping! supplies, clothes, etc. I'm totally jealous, my school supply shopping days are over, unless I decide to procreate
illicituss 11th-Aug-2012 01:52 am (UTC)
RE: Single status updates. For some reason I hate people like that on FB and tumblr, but if it's anyone on ONTD I just want to give them a hug and pet them in a nonsexual manner.
williammiller 11th-Aug-2012 01:55 am (UTC)
I love shopping for school supplies until that one teacher needs something impossible to find or super expensive. And then of course we end up using it maybe once or twice.
gemini_girl07 11th-Aug-2012 01:31 am (UTC)
the last two weeks have been awful :( i am not handling the death of my uncle well at all..ended up in emerg on monday with a panic attack....
williammiller 11th-Aug-2012 01:54 am (UTC)
I am so sorry :(
palmsread 11th-Aug-2012 03:06 am (UTC)
*hugs*

(sincerely)
hazel_belle 11th-Aug-2012 01:31 am (UTC)
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, SOME LONG ASS FLYING BUG HYBRID THING JUST SHOT UP FROM THE FLOOR AND ON TO MY CEILING


OMG... OMG OMG OMGOM


WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT?




.crying
trials_by_fire 11th-Aug-2012 01:44 am (UTC)
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_beka 11th-Aug-2012 01:31 am (UTC)
fuckyess 11th-Aug-2012 01:33 am (UTC)
:D
chihaya19 11th-Aug-2012 01:35 am (UTC)
this lucky man
frklphace 11th-Aug-2012 01:31 am (UTC)
i forgot about ffaf
bodyline 11th-Aug-2012 01:32 am (UTC)
The new Emilie Autumn album is... okay.
bssybuse 11th-Aug-2012 01:32 am (UTC)
shining_starsxx 11th-Aug-2012 01:32 am (UTC)
I was going through the Batman tag on Tumblr and I saw this:



This fucker scared the shit out of me in AA.Nightmares forever.
rpduckie19 11th-Aug-2012 01:35 am (UTC)
MY GOD I KNOW RIGHT?
those nightmare levels are terrifying
shining_starsxx 11th-Aug-2012 01:41 am (UTC)
I KNOW. JUST THE SILENCE. Crying.
hjohnson 11th-Aug-2012 01:32 am (UTC)
I only got 5 of these right..and ive heard most of them before too.

1. What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
2. I can tear down mountains, or build them up. I can blind a man, or enable him to see. What am I?
3. What is so fragile even saying its name can break it?
4. What gets wet when drying?
5. A woman has six daughters and they each have a brother. How many children does she have?
6. What runs, but never walks, has a mouth but never talks?
7. What is light as a feather, yet man can only hold it for less than 3 minutes?
8. What has four fingers and a thumb, but is not made of flesh, fish, bone, or fowl?
9. What is a five letter word which becomes shorter with two letters added onto it?
10. I am always there, some distance away, somewhere between land or sea and sky I lay, you may move toward me, yet distant I'll stay.
frklphace 11th-Aug-2012 01:35 am (UTC)
i feel so dumb, i only know the sixth
frklphace 11th-Aug-2012 01:35 am (UTC)
and 10
hazel_belle 11th-Aug-2012 01:35 am (UTC)
this proves that I am not quite smart enough for Ravenclaw.
lucciolaa 11th-Aug-2012 01:36 am (UTC)
Too stupid. What are the answers?

Wait, 5 has to be 7 children.

Edited at 2012-08-11 01:36 am (UTC)
hjohnson 11th-Aug-2012 01:38 am (UTC)
Heh.

1. the letter M
2. sand
3. silence
4. towel
5. seven
6. a river
7. air
8. a glove
9. short
10. the horizon
fuckyess 11th-Aug-2012 01:37 am (UTC)
1. m
2.
3.
4. towel
5. 7 (1 son)
6. river
7.
8. glove
9. short
10. horizon?
_marquis 11th-Aug-2012 01:38 am (UTC)
1. The letter M?
2. IDK
3. Silence
4. A towel
5. one?
6. A river
7. IDK
8. IDK
9. IDK
10. Horizon
twowaymirrrors 11th-Aug-2012 01:38 am (UTC)
1. m
2. idk
3. air?
4. towel
5. 7
6. river
7. idk
8. idk
9. idk
10. horizon
akasha6915 11th-Aug-2012 01:40 am (UTC)
2.Water?
3. Silence
4. towel
5. 7
6. A river?
7. breath
10. the horizon?

k, some of them really stump me.
leviicorpus 11th-Aug-2012 01:41 am (UTC)
5. 7
6. a river
7. breath
10. the horizon

lol I suck at riddles
pimpmytardis 11th-Aug-2012 02:46 am (UTC)
1 m
2 ?
3 silence
4 a robe or towel?
5 7 kids
6 river
7 ?
8 a glove
9 short
10 ?
milkradio 11th-Aug-2012 07:07 am (UTC)
doing this without reading the rest of the thread

1. the letter M!
2. uhhh sand and glass? like erosion... and... idk?!
3. silence >:)
4. ??????
5. seven because all the girls have the same brother
6. a river? not sure about this one
7. i have NO clue omg
8. O_O
9. idkkkkkkkkk omg i feel so dumb rn
10. the horizon!
sastra_fuss 11th-Aug-2012 07:14 am (UTC)
i don't get number 5. just because the girls have a brother doesn't mean it's the mom's son.
frklphace 11th-Aug-2012 01:33 am (UTC)
i get my new (to me) car tmrw i'm seeew excited i could spit!
twowaymirrrors 11th-Aug-2012 01:39 am (UTC)
woo! what kinda car did you get?
frklphace 11th-Aug-2012 01:59 am (UTC)
wow. missed this.


a civic! nothing bananas, but it's sooo adorable and me, i love it.
williammiller 11th-Aug-2012 01:57 am (UTC)
Yay :D
dropdeadpirate 11th-Aug-2012 01:33 am (UTC)
I've had a lot of dreams about daffy duck as the grim reaper lately. I've always found him irritating but I want to look around a bit and see if there's any logical explanation...
promisemewings 11th-Aug-2012 01:57 am (UTC)
I had a dream a few nights ago about being on a road trip with John Cena. Someone explain that to me, considering he's not even one of my favorite wrestlers.
anny817 11th-Aug-2012 01:34 am (UTC)
Anyone here an assistant buyer? I have an opportunity to apply for a position at my company but I'm not fully sure what it entails. I could use any advice I could get. Much appreciated!
yummyhead2toe 11th-Aug-2012 01:34 am (UTC)

me rn.
sweetcherrytree 11th-Aug-2012 01:37 am (UTC)
omg that pug so cute
_marquis 11th-Aug-2012 01:40 am (UTC)
gpoy.

it makes me wanna cry tbh.
shining_starsxx 11th-Aug-2012 01:42 am (UTC)
Aw.This pug is me.
slapband 11th-Aug-2012 01:35 am (UTC)
college grads, is it worth it to do your honours? i'm a creative writing major (hahaha useful!!) and will need to do some post-grad to get a writing job anyway
h0tfuss 11th-Aug-2012 01:39 am (UTC)
You're better off working toward a general sum laude. Honors means different things at different schools and it doesn't help unless you're going to grad school at the same college.
vonlisbon 11th-Aug-2012 01:50 am (UTC)
The only benefit to an honors at my university is the required 30+ page mini-thesis you have to do, 'cause it makes it super-easy to submit grad school writing samples.
davejohn 11th-Aug-2012 01:35 am (UTC)
frklphace 11th-Aug-2012 01:36 am (UTC)
ded at old mexico
tinydevastation 11th-Aug-2012 01:38 am (UTC)
lol I'm originally from Spain and I once had a lady ask me if we had airplanes or if I had come to the U.S in a boat.
magicians_hat 11th-Aug-2012 01:47 am (UTC)
Lol. Once this lady told a Scottish man that he spoke english very well.
callme_morbid 11th-Aug-2012 01:38 am (UTC)
lol
homicidalslayer 11th-Aug-2012 01:39 am (UTC)
DEAD @ "Sunk the Titanic"
_marquis 11th-Aug-2012 01:42 am (UTC)
accurate


and this

vertigo_vox 11th-Aug-2012 01:42 am (UTC)
lol Sparta
rubyboots 11th-Aug-2012 01:46 am (UTC)
too true for the America one tbh. I imagine you all as white trash rodeo people, with palm trees and Disneyland on one side, BIG LIGHTS AND TALL BUILDINGS on the other
rubyboots 11th-Aug-2012 01:47 am (UTC)
LOL just noticed Britain labelled as "England"

smh yet so accurate

Edited at 2012-08-11 01:47 am (UTC)
magicians_hat 11th-Aug-2012 01:49 am (UTC)
This reminds me of my History of Modern Europe course. We had a European map quiz and one girl at the end said "WHAT IS SCANDINAVIA, WE NEVER LEARNED WHAT THAT WAS" and so the Professor asked how many people in the class didn't know what Scandinavia was, and so many people raised their hands.
I facepalmed so hard and felt hella embarrassed.
howlcosmiclove 11th-Aug-2012 01:51 am (UTC)
lmao
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