11:29 am - 08/10/2012

"She totally ate my diamonds on purpose. She was pooping them out all morning!"
– Miley Cyrus, on her troublemaking bulldog Ziggy, who has an appetite for precious jewels, to Marie Claire

"I'm talking about the new "It" couple. I'm talking about Kev-Ye-Kim."
– MTV Video Music Awards host Kevin Hart, in an effort to bond with Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, in a VMA 2012 promo spot

"Chlorine kills it so it's not bad."
– Olympian Michael Phelps, confirming that swimmers do pee in the pool, to the Wall Street Journal

"There is no secret: You just have to eat healthy, work out, and torture yourself!"
– Gwen Stefani, on how she maintains her six-pack abs, to Harper's Bazaar

"I think it's important to watch the end of the world happening."
– Web Therapy star Lisa Kudrow, on why she's addicted to the Real Housewives franchise, on Conan

"It might be a new job for me."
– The Bachelor host Chris Harrison, who officiated the wedding of producers Cassie Lambert and Pete Scalettar, to PEOPLE

"People ask me if I'm Martha [Stewart]. And people ask Martha if I'm her. We're part of that group that could all be the same person. Me, Martha, Glenn [Close], and sometimes [television journalist] Lesley Stahl."
– Diane Sawyer, to New York's Daily News

"The men were outrageous; flipping over that high bar like it was a go-go pole and contorting their bodies into positions that would make any yogi jealous."
– Figure skater Johnny Weir, giving his take on Olympic men's gymnastics, on his PEOPLE.com blog

"I promise you'll all leave here with two ears tonight."
– Former heavyweight champ Mike Tyson, in his one-man Broadway show Mike Tyson: The Undisputed Truth, according to the Huffington Post

"I've sworn off men until November."
– Blonde bombshell Pamela Anderson, who's taken a self-imposed vow of celibacy so she can focus on her Dancing With the Stars return, to PEOPLE
Poll #1859350
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 352
Source:
http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,2 0619708,00.html
HAPPY FRIDAY, ONTD! :-)
People's Top Ten Celeb Quotes of the Week!

"She totally ate my diamonds on purpose. She was pooping them out all morning!"
– Miley Cyrus, on her troublemaking bulldog Ziggy, who has an appetite for precious jewels, to Marie Claire

"I'm talking about the new "It" couple. I'm talking about Kev-Ye-Kim."
– MTV Video Music Awards host Kevin Hart, in an effort to bond with Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, in a VMA 2012 promo spot

"Chlorine kills it so it's not bad."
– Olympian Michael Phelps, confirming that swimmers do pee in the pool, to the Wall Street Journal

"There is no secret: You just have to eat healthy, work out, and torture yourself!"
– Gwen Stefani, on how she maintains her six-pack abs, to Harper's Bazaar

"I think it's important to watch the end of the world happening."
– Web Therapy star Lisa Kudrow, on why she's addicted to the Real Housewives franchise, on Conan

"It might be a new job for me."
– The Bachelor host Chris Harrison, who officiated the wedding of producers Cassie Lambert and Pete Scalettar, to PEOPLE

"People ask me if I'm Martha [Stewart]. And people ask Martha if I'm her. We're part of that group that could all be the same person. Me, Martha, Glenn [Close], and sometimes [television journalist] Lesley Stahl."
– Diane Sawyer, to New York's Daily News

"The men were outrageous; flipping over that high bar like it was a go-go pole and contorting their bodies into positions that would make any yogi jealous."
– Figure skater Johnny Weir, giving his take on Olympic men's gymnastics, on his PEOPLE.com blog

"I promise you'll all leave here with two ears tonight."
– Former heavyweight champ Mike Tyson, in his one-man Broadway show Mike Tyson: The Undisputed Truth, according to the Huffington Post

"I've sworn off men until November."
– Blonde bombshell Pamela Anderson, who's taken a self-imposed vow of celibacy so she can focus on her Dancing With the Stars return, to PEOPLE
Poll #1859350
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 352
Which celeb had THE BEST quote this week?
View Answers
| Miley and her poopy puppy problem |
| Kev-Ye-Kim |
| Billy Phelps: You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants! |
| Gwen and her "water is wet" advice |
| Lisa Kudrow and Dec 21, 2012 |
| Chris Harrison will absolve your sins |
| Diane Sawyer <3 |
| Johnny Weir tells no lies |
| Don't let Mike whisper a secret to you when he's hungry |
| Pam Anderson's vagina breathes a sign of relief |
Source:
http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,2
HAPPY FRIDAY, ONTD! :-)