11:29 am - 08/10/2012
"She totally ate my diamonds on purpose. She was pooping them out all morning!"
– Miley Cyrus, on her troublemaking bulldog Ziggy, who has an appetite for precious jewels, to Marie Claire
"I'm talking about the new "It" couple. I'm talking about Kev-Ye-Kim."
– MTV Video Music Awards host Kevin Hart, in an effort to bond with Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, in a VMA 2012 promo spot
"Chlorine kills it so it's not bad."
– Olympian Michael Phelps, confirming that swimmers do pee in the pool, to the Wall Street Journal
"There is no secret: You just have to eat healthy, work out, and torture yourself!"
– Gwen Stefani, on how she maintains her six-pack abs, to Harper's Bazaar
"I think it's important to watch the end of the world happening."
– Web Therapy star Lisa Kudrow, on why she's addicted to the Real Housewives franchise, on Conan
"It might be a new job for me."
– The Bachelor host Chris Harrison, who officiated the wedding of producers Cassie Lambert and Pete Scalettar, to PEOPLE
"People ask me if I'm Martha [Stewart]. And people ask Martha if I'm her. We're part of that group that could all be the same person. Me, Martha, Glenn [Close], and sometimes [television journalist] Lesley Stahl."
– Diane Sawyer, to New York's Daily News
"The men were outrageous; flipping over that high bar like it was a go-go pole and contorting their bodies into positions that would make any yogi jealous."
– Figure skater Johnny Weir, giving his take on Olympic men's gymnastics, on his PEOPLE.com blog
"I promise you'll all leave here with two ears tonight."
– Former heavyweight champ Mike Tyson, in his one-man Broadway show Mike Tyson: The Undisputed Truth, according to the Huffington Post
"I've sworn off men until November."
– Blonde bombshell Pamela Anderson, who's taken a self-imposed vow of celibacy so she can focus on her Dancing With the Stars return, to PEOPLE
Poll #1859350
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 352
Source:
http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,2
HAPPY FRIDAY, ONTD! :-)
People's Top Ten Celeb Quotes of the Week!
"She totally ate my diamonds on purpose. She was pooping them out all morning!"
– Miley Cyrus, on her troublemaking bulldog Ziggy, who has an appetite for precious jewels, to Marie Claire
"I'm talking about the new "It" couple. I'm talking about Kev-Ye-Kim."
– MTV Video Music Awards host Kevin Hart, in an effort to bond with Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, in a VMA 2012 promo spot
"Chlorine kills it so it's not bad."
– Olympian Michael Phelps, confirming that swimmers do pee in the pool, to the Wall Street Journal
"There is no secret: You just have to eat healthy, work out, and torture yourself!"
– Gwen Stefani, on how she maintains her six-pack abs, to Harper's Bazaar
"I think it's important to watch the end of the world happening."
– Web Therapy star Lisa Kudrow, on why she's addicted to the Real Housewives franchise, on Conan
"It might be a new job for me."
– The Bachelor host Chris Harrison, who officiated the wedding of producers Cassie Lambert and Pete Scalettar, to PEOPLE
"People ask me if I'm Martha [Stewart]. And people ask Martha if I'm her. We're part of that group that could all be the same person. Me, Martha, Glenn [Close], and sometimes [television journalist] Lesley Stahl."
– Diane Sawyer, to New York's Daily News
"The men were outrageous; flipping over that high bar like it was a go-go pole and contorting their bodies into positions that would make any yogi jealous."
– Figure skater Johnny Weir, giving his take on Olympic men's gymnastics, on his PEOPLE.com blog
"I promise you'll all leave here with two ears tonight."
– Former heavyweight champ Mike Tyson, in his one-man Broadway show Mike Tyson: The Undisputed Truth, according to the Huffington Post
"I've sworn off men until November."
– Blonde bombshell Pamela Anderson, who's taken a self-imposed vow of celibacy so she can focus on her Dancing With the Stars return, to PEOPLE
Poll #1859350
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 352
Which celeb had THE BEST quote this week?
View Answers
| Miley and her poopy puppy problem |
   27 (7.7%) |
| Kev-Ye-Kim |
| 18 (5.1%) |
| Billy Phelps: You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants! |
| 31 (8.9%) |
| Gwen and her "water is wet" advice |
| 25 (7.1%) |
| Lisa Kudrow and Dec 21, 2012 |
| 137 (39.1%) |
| Chris Harrison will absolve your sins |
| 1 (0.3%) |
| Diane Sawyer <3 |
| 32 (9.1%) |
| Johnny Weir tells no lies |
| 42 (12.0%) |
| Don't let Mike whisper a secret to you when he's hungry |
| 27 (7.7%) |
| Pam Anderson's vagina breathes a sign of relief |
| 10 (2.9%) |
Source:
http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,2
HAPPY FRIDAY, ONTD! :-)
also why does his butt have corners
i swear my dog is dumb
And then she puked it up in the middle of my kitchen.
she had parakeets as pets and she came home one night and it was dark and she walks into the house and there's feathers EVERYWHERE and she's like 'oh god oh god oh god' and goes running to the cage only to STEP IN/ON HER BIRD. the dog got one, ate it, and then threw it back up in front of the cage. it made me loooooool for days.
And I'm not sure if my dog ate something she shouldn't have, but 6 years ago I woke up surrounded by several puddles of melted pudding-like shit. It was like playing Twister. Couldn't put my hand on right hand red or I'd be covered in shit.
I read that he was going to try for Rio. *fingers crossed*
she says that her husband gives her shit for watching those shows WHILE watching them, so as soon as he leaves the room, she has to rewind it because she missed parts due to his bitching
Yes, that is (what used to be) my mom's Croc shoe. It lasted three hours after purchase before my flawless dog made the executive decision that a fashion tragedy such as The Croc did not belong in his house.
BOW.
Edited at 2012-08-10 07:35 pm (UTC)
Edited at 2012-08-10 07:40 pm (UTC)
my mom's bassett used to eat EVERYTHING. he ate a whole bag of raw potatoes once lol
also, pam anderson is looking busted as fuck.
ia though.
Another cousin of mine has a dog who doesn't behave at all, because she put in no time with the dog. The dog's so spoiled and annoying, and eats everything.
My mom had put mulch down in her back yard and when my dog was back there during a BBQ she ate some of it and had a seizure. It turned out to be Cocoa mulch. It was so fucking scary.
she loooves mangos though, but we learnt not to feed her them unless we want to mop up bright orange puddles of shit.
Edited at 2012-08-10 07:38 pm (UTC)