Beyonce’s Baby’s Nose Changed in “Shocking New Scandal”


MediaTakeOut may have just outdone itself. The webloid, which has been wildly off the mark so consistently it’s become known as “MediaFakeOut,” claims there’s a “SHOCKING NEW SCANDAL!!!” involving Beyonce and Jay-Z’s baby daughter Blue Ivy.

What’s the alleged bombshell? MTO declares, “Beyonce’s Baby’s Nose Appears… To Have CHANGED!!!”

Um… what?!

The site is baffled by a reader’s bizarre observation that Blue Ivy has supposedly gone from having a Beyonce-like nose to a Jay-Z-esque nose “in just a few months.”

“We know that Babys [sic] change… but that does strike us as VERY ODD,” writes MediaTakeOut. “Well, we’re sure that there is a perfectly LOGICAL explanation for such a change.”

Here’s the explanation: Babies grow and their features develop. That’s one of the reasons why 6-month-olds look different than 30-year-olds.

The reason it’s necessary to give MediaTakeOut this remedial human biology lesson is because the site seems to be trying to revive an absurd rumor about Blue Ivy not actually being Beyonce’s baby.

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