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6:01 pm - 08/05/2012

Ten Urban Legends That Deserve a Proper Movie Adaptation

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We’ve all heard them at one point in our lives. The hook on the car door. The killer in the backseat. Alligators in the sewers. We’ve all had our share of urban legends being passed down to us by our grandparents, parents, friends, and neighbors. They frighten us, but also raise a certain intrigue as to how they came to be. These tales of folklore have multiple variations in how they are told and who and what are involved in them so there is never a definitive version of a story. As a result, these tales are great fodder for movie adaptations especially in the horror genre since most of these stories have a rather gruesome origin. In actuality, various urban legends have already been adapted into films such as Alligator (alligators in the sewers), The Pine Barrens (A film about the Jersey Devil that is currently in development by Darren Lynn Bousman), and of course the Urban Legend films. However, there are numerous other urban legends from around the country that just beckon to be exploited by the horror genre. Here are ten urban legends that have the potential to make for some pretty interesting and potentially scary movies if done well:


slenderman
10. The Slender Man It is a well-known fact that this urban legend is more myth than truth. It actually originated on the Something Awful forums as a made up creation. However, the story behind this ominous figure has plenty of potential for some creepy imagery and suspense. The Slender Man is essentially a tall man with long limbs who wears a business suit and has no face. There are numerous videos about this urban legend on Youtube (including a creepy series titled Marble Hornets), but an actual movie would be extremely creepy if done right. The Slender Man mostly preys on young kids and mostly appears in isolated areas like woods, fields, or alley ways. Whoever sees him apparently goes crazy and paranoid. It can work as a psychological thriller or suspenseful slasher and the focus on kids can be a welcome departure from the usual horny teenagers.

humanslick
9. Humans Can Lick Too… This is probably one of the creepiest urban legends out there. It consists of a woman alone in her home with her dog. The woman is nervous due to being alone, but she is comforted by having her dog at her side. She heads to sleep, but she keeps waking up due to a dripping noise in the bathroom. Thinking it’s just the faucet, she ignores it and every once in a while drops her hand by the side of the bed to let her dog lick her hand to reinforce her safety. She does this several times until the morning when she had enough and heads to the bathroom only to find her dog skinned and hanging in her shower with the dripping being the blood dripping from the corpse. One the wall, a message written in blood stating “Humans can lick too..”. That alone can be a great thriller ala When a Stranger Calls. Just the creep factor in the licking aspect alone can be very frightening.

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8. Boy Scout Lane This is another urban legend that relies on mood to really get under your skin. A group of boy scouts head down a trail in the woods for a camping trip and they all die under various means depending on which story you hear. Some versions say they die because of a forest fire caused by a prank. Others have the bus driver kill the scouts and others have the bus crash and having everyone die. This can be another Blair Witch style film (in concept) where the woods become a character itself and rely on sound and darkness to build the tension.

doverdemon

7. Dover Demon This is more cryptid than urban legend, but cryptids are easily the oldest form of urban legend there is. This creature is in a way the Jersey Devil of Massachusetts. It’s a creature believed to travel dimensions so there’s the sci-fi horror element right there. Just keep it away from the SyFy Channel.

cryingbaby

6. The Crying Baby Criminal This urban legend I find to be a fascinating one because it’s not something we see often especially with murderers. A killer plays a recording of a baby crying to lure in his victims. It can actually work as a horror comedy under the right hands. Some other versions of the story have recordings of crying dogs to lure people in. Just food for thought


roanoke

5. Roanoke Colony The infamous Roanoke colony disappearance remains one of the most mysterious unsolved mysteries in history. How can an entire colony disappear off an island with no signs aside from a carving of “Croatoan” in a tree? While there could be many reasons as to why the colony vanished, there’s nothing that a little twisting of the story couldn’t do to help amp up the mystery.

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4. Resurrection Mary This tale is actually pretty sad in comparison to the rest of the stories on this list. It  tells the tale of a young woman named Mary who was killed in a car crash. Her parents buried her in a cemetery named Resurrection Cemetery. The legend goes that if you drive alongside the road to Resurrection Cemetery that Mary will appear in a white flowing dress and a ghostly glow and attempt to hitch a ride to the cemetery. When the driver reaches the cemetery, she gets out and disappears into the night. This has potential to not only be a creepy supernatural tale, but it can sort of be manipulated into a romance of sorts. Have a man who after an experience with Resurrection Mary decides to find out what happened and attempt to give her a peaceful rest.


smithsisters

3. The Smith Sisters This story is yet another urban legend where kids are put into peril which a rarity nowadays due to the ever present cliche of keeping the kid out of harm’s way. This urban legend tells the tale of a boy who receives a mysterious e-mail from two girls who claim to be his sisters despite being an only child. The e-mail claims that the sisters were murdered in the exact same house and room that our protagonist lives in right now. The boy finds out through several other e-mails that they are indeed his sisters and that their killer was never caught. He refuses to believe it and he is later discovered skinned alive similarly to the two sisters from the e-mail. This tale can not only feature more kid characters actually doing something other than scream and be annoying, but the subject matter and idea is creepy and plays to the youth’s over dependence of technology.

bloodymary

2. Bloody Mary This urban legend has mostly been relegated into straight to DVD territory with some lackluster titles that don’t fully take advantage of the story. I think we all know the story behind Bloody Mary and she has been adapted to film before, but once again it was all straight to DVD cheesefests. An actual serious look into the Bloody Mary legend can be very scary if they go for a serious tone rather than a cheesy slasher tone that most movies seem to go for.

bunnyman

1. The Bunny Man This is an urban legend that not many people know about unless you live in the state of Virginia or are a urban legend freak like myself. The story of The Bunny Man is so rich with gruesome imagery and creepy potential that it practically is begging to be made to a movie. The legend goes that mental patients were being transported to another facility in the 1920s. The bus they are riding in crashes and most of them escape. The police capture most of the escapees except for two inmates. A few days later, one of the inmates was found gutted in the woods surrounded by dead bunnies. In the coming months, bodies began turning up ranging from children to seniors being gutted and hanged from a bridge with a railroad running on top of the tunnel. The legend remains now that if you head to the Bunnyman Bridge at night that the ghost of a man in a bunny suit carrying an ax will murder you. That right there is fodder for some gruesome fun to me and maybe a potential slasher icon if they did it right. The story has numerous different versions that it can be adapted in many ways from supernatural ghost story to a deranged slasher tale. If any urban legend needs to be made into a movie, this is it.


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illicituss 5th-Aug-2012 10:43 pm (UTC)
YES PLEASE to a creepy post. I always miss them/come in when they're dying off.
cricketgrl 5th-Aug-2012 11:10 pm (UTC)
tw_31988 5th-Aug-2012 11:13 pm (UTC)
#9 is creepy enough for me O_o

i can see PETA protesting already.
shadwrayvn 5th-Aug-2012 11:43 pm (UTC)
9 still freaks me out so much!
illicituss 6th-Aug-2012 12:05 am (UTC)
I first heard #9 years ago and every now and again my brain likes to be a scumbag and make me remember. I would have a huge space under my bed, have a dripping faucet and be in the most isolated part of the house.
loverelapse 6th-Aug-2012 03:35 am (UTC)
it's sf creepy jesus christ
sparkysparky 6th-Aug-2012 03:50 am (UTC)
it's going to keep me up all night, and tonight might be the only time I'm grateful I do not own an animal, lol.
fuckyess 6th-Aug-2012 08:22 am (UTC)
it's so silly to me because you can totes tell the difference

if it was my dog that licked my hand often, i'd know if it was a different tongue

GAWSH
noneformethanx 5th-Aug-2012 10:44 pm (UTC)
imkevinspacey 5th-Aug-2012 10:48 pm (UTC)
lol
agoraphobicorgy 5th-Aug-2012 10:48 pm (UTC)
hahaha
so accurate
oceanhue 5th-Aug-2012 10:57 pm (UTC)
lol
distant_lines 5th-Aug-2012 10:57 pm (UTC)
Every time.
stellar_ball 5th-Aug-2012 11:04 pm (UTC)
Basically.
luckycherry_13 6th-Aug-2012 09:25 pm (UTC)
Is that Baby Jeremy Renner in you icon?
tuesdayfternoon 5th-Aug-2012 11:20 pm (UTC)
lmao
gary_sinise_fan 5th-Aug-2012 11:24 pm (UTC)
this is me for sure, lol
gdithero 5th-Aug-2012 11:28 pm (UTC)
accurate lmao
xpirate_queenx 5th-Aug-2012 11:29 pm (UTC)
I actually had a dream that guy was standing at the foot of my bed. I just told him to be quiet because I was trying to sleep.
untitled_girl 5th-Aug-2012 11:49 pm (UTC)
always! :')
selunca 6th-Aug-2012 12:42 am (UTC)
This is so me. lol.
kissmesteph 6th-Aug-2012 12:50 am (UTC)
That was how I felt about my basement staircase for years. Freaked me out until I was in my 20's and we sold the house.
unintended 6th-Aug-2012 01:46 am (UTC)
And this is why I have a light right next to my bed, don't need to deal with this shit lol
___bikethief 6th-Aug-2012 02:37 am (UTC)
I don't get it
sparkysparky 6th-Aug-2012 03:51 am (UTC)
doesn't everyone get into bed that way?
spotsofcolour 6th-Aug-2012 12:11 pm (UTC)
I did this for like 6 weeks after Donnie Darko.

Stupid Frank.
emmapcz 5th-Aug-2012 10:46 pm (UTC)
taking a SEAT in this post
vertigo_vox 5th-Aug-2012 10:46 pm (UTC)
SLENDER MAN!!!! yaaaass I need more Slender Man in my life!
enamored 6th-Aug-2012 12:39 am (UTC)
marble hornets should be the only slenderman
sursumcorda 6th-Aug-2012 03:56 am (UTC)
you and my sister would get along so well
fayt_12 6th-Aug-2012 02:57 am (UTC)
my brother told me they were making a slender man film, though?
Idk if he's really a reliable source (though usually yes.)

Anyway, I'm negl, I haven't slept in like three nights because of the fucking slender man.

and today I read an article on the dibbuk box so even if I had forgotten slender man...
loverelapse 6th-Aug-2012 03:36 am (UTC)
i don't get what's scary about him
mirandagirll 5th-Aug-2012 10:47 pm (UTC)
I was always told by people that the Bloody Mary thing originated from Alabama. Is that true?
zeonchar 6th-Aug-2012 12:09 am (UTC)
I thought it had to do with Mary, Queen of Scots?
yaywhitepeople 6th-Aug-2012 02:30 am (UTC)
naw, they called Mary Tudor Bloody Mary because of all of the people she killed because they weren't Catholic or whatever it was
iwasdazzled 6th-Aug-2012 12:29 am (UTC)
Mary Tudor was known as "Bloody Mary".
ivysaur 6th-Aug-2012 01:01 am (UTC)
I think it originated from England.
xevochic 6th-Aug-2012 09:18 am (UTC)
Bloody Mary folklore was around long before there was an Alabama.
lloydsgurl 5th-Aug-2012 10:48 pm (UTC)
la llorona

between her and dippy duck, I ain't never going near no canal ever.
noneformethanx 5th-Aug-2012 10:51 pm (UTC)
La llorona gave me nightmares as a kid
indignantindigo 5th-Aug-2012 10:56 pm (UTC)
I love llorona and lilith-esque legends I did a whole thesis on everything that goes bump in the night being based on real things. We're all scared of moms. :D
pervert_bitch 6th-Aug-2012 05:26 pm (UTC)
Give me your thesis OMG! :D
anna_bea2 5th-Aug-2012 10:59 pm (UTC)
lawd la llorona...my grandparents lived right in front of a river, so I was terrified of it when I was younger.
cricketgrl 5th-Aug-2012 11:06 pm (UTC)
I'm stunned that's not up there. I'm not even Hispanic and heard about that legendary tale lol
lovemail321 5th-Aug-2012 11:18 pm (UTC)
la llorona fucked me up as a kid.
amazingtime 5th-Aug-2012 11:25 pm (UTC)
omg la llorona i'd forgotten about her lol
yurasama_love 5th-Aug-2012 11:27 pm (UTC)
My friend may have possibly had an encounter with her last summer. It was not a pleasant experience.
shadwrayvn 5th-Aug-2012 11:45 pm (UTC)
lol dude I grew up near a canal & had my grandparents told me that damn story all the effing time!! Lechusas are another story that scares me!
black_swan87 5th-Aug-2012 11:58 pm (UTC)
what is la llorona?
massielita 6th-Aug-2012 12:00 am (UTC)
I have a Nicaraguan cousin that is ACE at telling creepy stories. It's a fucking gift. She will scare you with the way she tells it, the pauses etc. I hated when she slept over, tbh lol
truexillusions 6th-Aug-2012 12:06 am (UTC)
I have no idea what this is. TELL ME!
chokolatita21 6th-Aug-2012 12:35 am (UTC)
Oh my godness, there was a time as a kid when I really wanted to go to Guanajuato, because there were rumors about her presence close to the mummes' museum.
By the way you never read Macario? I know it's not a urban legend but the book and the movie are really creepy, one of my favourites.
Also RIP this beautiful woman, our dear Chavela Vargas.


Edited at 2012-08-06 12:36 am (UTC)
punkinelf 6th-Aug-2012 02:57 am (UTC)
Love her... 'cept, y'know. But most of these were done, and done well, in the first 2 seasons of Supernatural. Then it crashed and burned.

Still burning
harleenfrances 6th-Aug-2012 11:30 am (UTC)
my bff and i rented a la llorona movie from blockbuster a while ago and it was so horrible.

Edited at 2012-08-06 11:30 am (UTC)
chelsea2162 5th-Aug-2012 10:48 pm (UTC)
my body is ready.gif etc. etc. and so on
agoraphobicorgy 5th-Aug-2012 10:48 pm (UTC)
it's too bad a creepy post won't happen because of the Olympics post above.

am i the only one on ONTD that isn't watching?
punishermax 5th-Aug-2012 10:49 pm (UTC)
Sup non Olympics buddy.

I'm just not that into sports, nothing big
dannyupshaw 5th-Aug-2012 10:59 pm (UTC)
I couldn't care less for the olympics, and I live in London
fight4thislove 5th-Aug-2012 11:10 pm (UTC)
giiirl


its on iTunes Canada, it'll be online any day now.
mistycreed 5th-Aug-2012 10:49 pm (UTC)
I'm having an Alias marathon instead. I honestly couldn't care less about the Olympics.
imkevinspacey 5th-Aug-2012 10:51 pm (UTC)
I'm not watching really, I've been too lazy to turn on the telly this week.
josiefier 5th-Aug-2012 10:51 pm (UTC)
Definitely not alone. I can never get myself to care about the Olympics.
vertigo_vox 5th-Aug-2012 10:52 pm (UTC)
I have zero fucks to give to the Olympcs tbh
lustdumpster 5th-Aug-2012 10:54 pm (UTC)
I'm not either.
treegrowth 5th-Aug-2012 11:05 pm (UTC)
nah, i feel bad, but idgaf about the olympics really.
joe_pwnz_pete 5th-Aug-2012 11:19 pm (UTC)
only watch gymnastics tbh and only because my dad has discovered how amazing DVR+olympics is.

nhf sports
queenofissues 5th-Aug-2012 11:26 pm (UTC)
I watched about 10 minutes of the opening ceremony and then realized that I didn't give a shit. It's not that I hate sports, I HATE that all they show on NBC is water sports (diving, swimming, water polo) and gymnastics. With all the amazing events and athletes I'd like to see more of a range being shown.
snortingcoke 5th-Aug-2012 11:42 pm (UTC)
nah the only event i care about is the gymnastics with the ribbon because it's funny as fuck
untitled_girl 5th-Aug-2012 11:52 pm (UTC)
I couldn't care less about this shit!
expromqueen 5th-Aug-2012 11:54 pm (UTC)
nah, i'm not watching, either. i just don't care enough to watch, tbh. everything i need to know about the olympics the internet will tell me when its over, in multiple list posts ranking highlights complete w/ videos lol
queenweasley 5th-Aug-2012 11:58 pm (UTC)
I don't care about the Olympics at all. I like (American) football, specifically the Packers, but that's it for me as far as sports go.

Edited at 2012-08-05 11:58 pm (UTC)
_cheshire 6th-Aug-2012 12:09 am (UTC)
I'm at work so I'm not watching and lbr, a creepy post is always the best post to be in
zeonchar 6th-Aug-2012 12:13 am (UTC)
Nah, I don't have basic TV or cable. LOL.
marshmallowtoot 6th-Aug-2012 01:27 am (UTC)
No you are not alone. I FUCKING hate the Olympics.
brightstarmara 6th-Aug-2012 03:47 pm (UTC)
I'm not watching.
punishermax 5th-Aug-2012 10:48 pm (UTC)
Hey DID SOMEONE SAY SLENDER MAN!?

HOW ABOUT WE ALL PLAY THE SLENDER MAN VIDEO GAME

http://slendergame.com/download.php

ENJOY GOING TO SLEEP MOTHER FUCKERS
agoraphobicorgy 5th-Aug-2012 10:49 pm (UTC)
oh hell no.

apparently that game is ridiculously scary.
does shit jump out at you? no thank you
punishermax 5th-Aug-2012 10:50 pm (UTC)
I'd say it's more of a creeping dread than BOOOOO SPOOKY

neonxstardust 5th-Aug-2012 10:51 pm (UTC)
i want to... but i also want to sleep tonight...
emmapcz 5th-Aug-2012 10:51 pm (UTC)
lmao my friends little brother was playing this the other day
alanadelrey 5th-Aug-2012 10:57 pm (UTC)
i h8 the controls on that game but it is pretty scary, i've only played it once lol.
vertigo_vox 5th-Aug-2012 11:09 pm (UTC)
oh fuck yes Slender Maaaan
lostinshalott 5th-Aug-2012 11:25 pm (UTC)
no way I've not finished amnesia there is no way I'm playing Slender as well!
truexillusions 6th-Aug-2012 12:07 am (UTC)
I've watched people play this on youtube and lol. SO MUCH SUSPENSE.
zeonchar 6th-Aug-2012 12:14 am (UTC)
I've heard stories. (Just got my bf to DL it, lol! There's no way I'm DL'ing it myself!)
bodyline 6th-Aug-2012 12:17 am (UTC)
bless you for this link
kissmesteph 6th-Aug-2012 12:53 am (UTC)
ohhhhhh I'm on vacation this week. perfect thing to do! thx!
fayt_12 6th-Aug-2012 03:01 am (UTC)
FUCK. THIS.
loverelapse 6th-Aug-2012 03:38 am (UTC)
lol i downloaded it today, but got bored. i'm walking through a forest looking for notes nty.
gramfaernes 5th-Aug-2012 10:48 pm (UTC)
I would love to see a non-shitty adaptation of Bloody Mary. As it stands, my favourite film/TV version of it is the episode on Supernatural.
shangman 5th-Aug-2012 10:50 pm (UTC)
Yas, Supernatural used to be really creepy sometimes. :C
gramfaernes 5th-Aug-2012 10:51 pm (UTC)
It did! I love season one to death, and season two is pretty good too, and then it all went down the shitter, imo.
kansassatin 5th-Aug-2012 11:11 pm (UTC)
YES! I was so into Supernatural at first because it was creepy and had urban legends. Then it became some heaven vs hell thing, i don't even know what, and i stopped watching.
imkevinspacey 5th-Aug-2012 10:51 pm (UTC)
IA, one of the best episodes.
just444 5th-Aug-2012 11:21 pm (UTC)
that ep was really good
redleigh86 5th-Aug-2012 11:22 pm (UTC)
Oh man, YES. That's one of the few Supernatural episodes I loved, but can't rewatch because it freaked me out so much! Oh, man it was so terrifying.
glamoroustype 5th-Aug-2012 11:23 pm (UTC)
I was just thinking how good the Bloody Mary episode was. There were a few moments in season one that had me genuinely freaked out, and that whole episode was one of them.
queenweasley 6th-Aug-2012 12:11 am (UTC)
That's like the only episode of Supernatural I've ever seen, but it really stuck with me, lol.
vehiclesshockme 6th-Aug-2012 12:39 am (UTC)
That episode is great.
kissmesteph 6th-Aug-2012 12:54 am (UTC)
Agreed! Supernatural did a great job on the Bloody Mary story. That's one of my favourite eps too.
sparkysparky 6th-Aug-2012 03:52 am (UTC)
Yas! The Bloody Mary episode of SPN was one of that show's best episodes.
windxshadow 6th-Aug-2012 07:21 am (UTC)
Bloody Mary was a creepy and great episode. :D

I thought the angel storyline was interesting, and the first ep of season 4 is one of my favourite season openings on Supernatural.
miss_kate18 6th-Aug-2012 10:09 am (UTC)
Yeah, I loved the urban legend episodes of Supernatural. Lost interest after the heaven/hell stuff came into it.
josiefier 5th-Aug-2012 10:49 pm (UTC)
Not sure how I feel about Humans Can Lick Too tbh, but they did do it in Campfire Tales, which I appreciate. (And Campfire Tales also included my favorite thing ever which I've surprisingly never found anywhere else, to read or watch.)

FUCK YES to Resurrection Mary. But the version I always heard (may be a different version) was more The Dead Hitchhiker, that she hitches a ride instead to her parents' home.
vehiclesshockme 6th-Aug-2012 01:10 am (UTC)
That segment of Campfire Tales freaked me out for days. I knew the legend but something about the visual of him under her bed? No thank you. I slept curled up in a ball making sure no limbs would dangle.
sparkysparky 6th-Aug-2012 03:53 am (UTC)
is Campfire Tales the same thing as Are You Afraid of the Dark?
josiefier 6th-Aug-2012 08:42 pm (UTC)
Ish. In movie form. A group of teens get into a car accident and while waiting for help decide to tell some scary stories around a campfire and you do see them played out much like on Are You Afraid of the Dark. Probably why I love it so much tbh.
xtuneyououtx 6th-Aug-2012 06:03 am (UTC)
God, I loved that movie! Baby Chris Masterson.
fuckyess 6th-Aug-2012 08:46 am (UTC)
what favorite thing ever though
neonxstardust 5th-Aug-2012 10:49 pm (UTC)
READY FOR THIS!
gonerilandregan my two favourites5th-Aug-2012 10:50 pm (UTC)
1) The Portraits

There was a hunter in the woods, who, after a long day hunting, was in the middle of an immense forest. It was getting dark, and having lost his bearings, he decided to head in one direction until he was clear of the increasingly oppressive foliage. After what seemed like hours, he came across a cabin in a small clearing. Realizing how dark it had grown, he decided to see if he could stay there for the night. He approached, and found the door ajar. Nobody was inside. The hunter flopped down on the single bed, deciding to explain himself to the owner in the morning.

As he looked around the inside of the cabin, he was surprised to see the walls adorned by several portraits, all painted in incredible detail. Without exception, they appeared to be staring down at him, their features twisted into looks of hatred and malice. Staring back, he grew increasingly uncomfortable. Making a concerted effort to ignore the many hateful faces, he turned to face the wall, and exhausted, he fell into a restless sleep.

The next morning, the hunter awoke — he turned, blinking in unexpected sunlight. Looking up, he discovered that the cabin had no portraits, only windows.

2) Home Alone

You are home alone, and you hear on the news about the profile of a murderer who is on the loose. You look out the sliding glass doors to your backyard, and you notice a man standing out in the snow. He fits the profile of the murderer exactly, and he is smiling at you.

You gulp, picking up the phone to your right and dialing 911. You look back out the glass as you press the phone to your ear, and notice he is much closer to you now.

You then drop the phone in shock. There are no footprints in the snow.

It’s his reflection.
josiefier Re: my two favourites5th-Aug-2012 10:52 pm (UTC)
So glad I'm not the only one who loves both of those.
alanadelrey Re: my two favourites5th-Aug-2012 10:57 pm (UTC)
portraits is by far my favorite creepypasta
distant_lines Re: my two favourites5th-Aug-2012 11:00 pm (UTC)
I don't get how you wouldn't realize it's the reflection.
gonerilandregan Re: my two favourites5th-Aug-2012 11:05 pm (UTC)
if it were me, I'd be wetting my pants and all common sense would just fly out of my head.

brb, locking my door.
luvthatdrtywata Re: my two favourites6th-Aug-2012 12:42 am (UTC)
idk, this is gonna make me sound like a cocky asshole but sometimes when i am in a store and i see my own reflection in a mirror at first i think "oh, that girl is pretty, i like her outfit" and then i realize it's me and realize i'm am a terrible narcassist/a fucking dumass.
plight Re: my two favourites6th-Aug-2012 01:37 am (UTC)
...at the risk of sounding like an idiot...I don't get that one. So is HE the killer? Idk. Plz explain. lol

lostinshalott Re: my two favourites5th-Aug-2012 11:27 pm (UTC)
Number one is so scary omg!
notoriousreign Re: my two favourites5th-Aug-2012 11:56 pm (UTC)
Oh man, I LOVE the first one. xD
pavonine Re: my two favourites6th-Aug-2012 12:05 am (UTC)
You are home to watch Pravda on televisir about degenerate murderer who is on the loose. You look out the window door to beet field, and you notice Man standing in the snow. He look like foto on televisir and he smile at you. You gulp vodka, picking up fone to your right and dialing Local Militia Precinct Commissar. Back out the glass you look, pressing fone to ear. Notice he now closer to you. You drop vodka in shock.

No footprints in snow. It was reflection. You dullard!

Your apartment is bulldozed down to make way for glorious tractor factory.
truexillusions Re: my two favourites6th-Aug-2012 12:09 am (UTC)
DUN DUN DUUUUUN
laminy Re: my two favourites6th-Aug-2012 12:10 am (UTC)
I'm writing a horror script and I'm including number two as a scene (without the news report stuff).
rosewood39 Re: my two favourites6th-Aug-2012 12:10 am (UTC)
portraits sounds like my worse nightmare
azure_rhymes Re: my two favourites6th-Aug-2012 12:15 am (UTC)
HELL NO OMG
sparkysparky Re: my two favourites6th-Aug-2012 03:53 am (UTC)
omg both of those freak me out SO MUCH
rosey2812 Re: my two favourites6th-Aug-2012 11:15 am (UTC)
Hadn't heard these before. Creepy as fuck, the both of them.
spotsofcolour Re: my two favourites6th-Aug-2012 02:21 pm (UTC)
Oh man, never heard those. But they both totally tap into my fear of seeing a creepster at the window one night. *buys more curtains*
sowhat_whocares 5th-Aug-2012 10:50 pm (UTC)
even though the Roanoke story is the most easily dubunked one (they moved to a neighboring island and mingled with the natives).

its still the BEST blueprint for an urban legend/creepy "nobody knows the truth to this day" kinda story.
distant_lines 5th-Aug-2012 11:01 pm (UTC)
I feel like a lot of people don't know that though.
americandream17 5th-Aug-2012 11:17 pm (UTC)
wait really? i didn't know this...
ion_square 5th-Aug-2012 11:22 pm (UTC)
ita i would honestly love to see a movie about it as long as it wasn't a crap film.
redleigh86 5th-Aug-2012 11:24 pm (UTC)
Technically it's still only speculation, but I think the only people that know that are the ones who actively look up the information.
bellichka 5th-Aug-2012 11:37 pm (UTC)
I didn't think that the mingling was proven, though? I thought it was just a prevalent theory.
donnanoble 6th-Aug-2012 12:42 am (UTC)
Some people are doing this big research project to find out if that's what happened using DNA and stuff. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_Colony_DNA_Project
I can't wait to see what they find out.
unintended 6th-Aug-2012 02:03 am (UTC)
I looooooooove your icon.

I keep seeing you in posts and keep meaning to say something lol
sowhat_whocares 6th-Aug-2012 02:17 am (UTC)
nah, nothing has been able to be conclusively proven - its the most probably and solid theory they have at the moment.
laminy 6th-Aug-2012 12:11 am (UTC)
I know, lol, that's what always gets me. It's so ~mysterious~

Um, not really at all, though. Not to me, anyway. I believe that theory.
rosewood39 6th-Aug-2012 12:12 am (UTC)
I would love a cool Roanoke movie, I don't care if has been debunked, I think if done right it could be pretty cool.
pirateexchange 6th-Aug-2012 01:25 am (UTC)
Nothing has been proven yet. One of my fellow archaeology students was trying to get funding to do research on the topic
goddamnhooligan 6th-Aug-2012 01:46 am (UTC)
roanoke creeped me out so much when i was a kid because NONE of my shitty history books bothered to explain it. They were just like "and then they disappeared, and they found CROATOAN on the tree and ~nobody knows what happened....." I mean they might as well have written [INSERT: THUNDERCLAP AND VINCENT PRYCE CACKLE] after it
therealycats 6th-Aug-2012 02:17 am (UTC)
I don't know if I would call that "debunking" so much; I mean they still didn't know what happened to the people of the colony, right? (They being the contemporaries, not historians of today.) I mean i think it's pretty obvious that's what happened (although I did read somewhere I think that they believe many of them died of illness anyway), but still, it was always one of my favorite parts and I wish it got more than a passing paragraph in my middle school history books.
bigbranch 5th-Aug-2012 10:50 pm (UTC)
no, let's remake something instead!
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