Tom Hardy injured by son
Tom Hardy's infant son left him in more pain than he'd ever felt.
The 'Warrior' actor was accidentally kicked in the testicles by little Louis, who is now four years old, and was left in ''excruciating agony''.
He told Esquire magazine: ''I managed to survive my entire life without getting kicked in the testicles. And then one day I was changing the nappy of my son. It was a sock dance. I put him on his back and he was moving his feet about. I was like, 'Come on', and he brought his heel down - and clipped the top of my left testicle. It took me to the f***ing floor man.
''I didn't see it coming, I was loose. And I took it straight on. I thought, 'Jesus, that's what it's like to be kicked in the balls.' Excruciating agony. And my son is only a foot-and-a-half long.''
Tom was particularly surprised by the pain as he had previously sustained a blow to his manhood that he had expected to cause a lot of discomfort yet felt nothing.
He said: ''When I was doing 'Bronson', I was arse-kicked with six guys pretending to kick the s**t out of me in a cage. Bam, bam, bam and this one guy kicked me in the testicles. It was full impact.
''Time slows down when that s**t happens that's serious. I thought, 'Jesus, I'm going to pass out.' Nothing happened. I didn't feel anything.
''I must have these super-testicles. A year later, my son took me to the floor.''
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(edit cuz i just noticed that last one was darker than the other crying ones lol)
if you want me to change anything about them just let me know!
and oh my, is that spanking one tom too? where can i find this
for reasonsEdited at 2012-08-03 04:43 am (UTC)
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My ovaries have imploded, thanks a million. Is there any way to get Jesus Bale with come hither brows and tongue? I know lj limits size so if not that's fine, his brows are GLORIOUS.
LOL the spanking one is Tom, it's from This Means War.
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Wow I saw that movie earlier this week and don't remember that part. I need to rewatch.
It's kinda grainy+fast but I tried to get both in the same icon lol
i couldn't get the one where he rolls his eyes to look right cuz of the quality and the frame limit, and that last one his arm looked a little weird at that speed so i made a slower version too lol
I found one more literally the second after I sent you those, so here's one more (only if you feel like it, I'm so thankful for everything you've made thus far) and then I'll leave you alone....for a little bit. :D
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