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4:50 pm - 08/02/2012

Tom Hardy injured by son

Tom Hardy revealed a kick in the testicles by his then infant son left him in more pain than he'd ever felt before.


Tom Hardy's infant son left him in more pain than he'd ever felt.

The 'Warrior' actor was accidentally kicked in the testicles by little Louis, who is now four years old, and was left in ''excruciating agony''.

He told Esquire magazine: ''I managed to survive my entire life without getting kicked in the testicles. And then one day I was changing the nappy of my son. It was a sock dance. I put him on his back and he was moving his feet about. I was like, 'Come on', and he brought his heel down - and clipped the top of my left testicle. It took me to the f***ing floor man.



''I didn't see it coming, I was loose. And I took it straight on. I thought, 'Jesus, that's what it's like to be kicked in the balls.' Excruciating agony. And my son is only a foot-and-a-half long.''

Tom was particularly surprised by the pain as he had previously sustained a blow to his manhood that he had expected to cause a lot of discomfort yet felt nothing.

He said: ''When I was doing 'Bronson', I was arse-kicked with six guys pretending to kick the s**t out of me in a cage. Bam, bam, bam and this one guy kicked me in the testicles. It was full impact.

''Time slows down when that s**t happens that's serious. I thought, 'Jesus, I'm going to pass out.' Nothing happened. I didn't feel anything.

''I must have these super-testicles. A year later, my son took me to the floor.''

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muffledlaugh 2nd-Aug-2012 09:01 pm (UTC)
According to an ex, it's not so much getting hit right in the nuts, but rather when one ball smacks up against the other...??? IDK, I don't have balls...but I did get seriously clocked in the crotch playing softball once and that shit was PAINFUL.

I must have these super-testicles.
Happy to help you test that theory with thorough examinations and whatever else is necessary and gets me close enough, Tom ;)
trinity_squared 2nd-Aug-2012 09:05 pm (UTC)
when my youngest, a girl, was around 9 she was using the slope of our driveway with her mountain bike and doing mini jumps. One jump went wrong and she ended up hitting her pubic bone on part of the bike. She was beyond upset, I thought she needed to be tranq'd. She stopped for a few weeks and went back to bike jumping.
offinlahlahland 2nd-Aug-2012 09:10 pm (UTC)
Theres a Bone right there, shits gonna hurt.
sky3205 2nd-Aug-2012 09:17 pm (UTC)
This. I was around 12 and was doing a routine on a balance beam. I fell and it was a terrible, terrible pain. Right in the bone, damn
severalstories 2nd-Aug-2012 09:34 pm (UTC)
When I was in like third grade I was climbing on the jungle gym and slipped and landed on another bar right on my crotch. They were the old school really hard metal ones, too, and it hurt.
drop_and_roll 2nd-Aug-2012 10:25 pm (UTC)
I got headbutted in the crotch at a Sum 41 concert. Yeah, yeah, I only have myself to blame. Anyway, that was fucking painful.
lightwillguide 3rd-Aug-2012 02:08 am (UTC)
....I'm trying to make a mental picture of how this happened...hahahaha
chuckisfuckis 3rd-Aug-2012 02:18 am (UTC)
what song was playing? jw.
joe_pwnz_pete 2nd-Aug-2012 10:28 pm (UTC)
one of my cousins liked to wear those 50 cent metal rings from the quarter machines and i was trying to settle her down to take a nap and she punched me in the crotch and i swear to god if i wasn't against child abuse i would have ripped her hair out
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