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11:41 pm - 08/01/2012

Ryan Lochte's mother claims he only has time for one-night stands








American swimmer Ryan Lochte has become a heartthrob over the past few months, but according to his mother anyone trying to lock him into a relationship will probably be left disappointed.

Lochte's mother Ike told Today that her son focuses so much on his career that he doesn't have time for a girlfriend. She said the following:

"He goes out on one-night stands. He's not able to give fully to a relationship because he's always on the go."

This report comes after an interview in Women's Health when Lochte revealed that the most attractive thing about a woman is keeping a "fit body," and that his celebrity crush is Carmen Electra.

Lochte also claims he mostly sleeps naked, prefers sex with the lights on, and when he sees a woman he wants to meet he makes eye contact and will, "give a wink and come back later because it keeps her thinking."

So ladies, don't try to pin Lochte down, he's just got too much going on for you. But, you know, if you're down for a one-nighter, he might be too. If you see him wink in your direction you just might have a chance.


Source

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm down for a one night stand ;) what the hell why not.



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ex_nihilo 2nd-Aug-2012 05:28 am (UTC)
I like Mom's honesty.
lovetiffani 2nd-Aug-2012 05:29 am (UTC)
That's a weird mom comment.
clothingaddict 2nd-Aug-2012 06:01 am (UTC)
That's a creepy mom comment :/
bee_xx3 2nd-Aug-2012 06:15 am (UTC)
I almost think she doesn't know what it means and meant like dates or something lol.
ladypolitik 2nd-Aug-2012 10:32 am (UTC)
That was my impression, too lol
bardotlashes 2nd-Aug-2012 12:03 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I think she meant one-night dates, not "My son loves to hit it and quit it."
withoutyoursmil 2nd-Aug-2012 12:20 pm (UTC)
lol yeah that's basically what i got from this
andres01234 2nd-Aug-2012 01:20 pm (UTC)
she's clearly a ~kewl mom~
quiet_storm 2nd-Aug-2012 06:13 pm (UTC)
Some Mum's love this shit, like "lol my boy is a heartbreaker."
black_blasphemy 2nd-Aug-2012 05:29 am (UTC)
he's so dumb but i love him. his dumbness is attractive
snuzzie 2nd-Aug-2012 05:29 am (UTC)
my body is ready 4u
redaodai 2nd-Aug-2012 05:29 am (UTC)
Oh.



Although I'm more into cuddling.
simprov 2nd-Aug-2012 06:06 am (UTC)
lol omg this gif
buttahmellow 2nd-Aug-2012 06:31 am (UTC)
Oh my god... is this from My Babysitter's a Vampire? I fucking love that show, haha.
redaodai 2nd-Aug-2012 06:32 am (UTC)
Yessum~
kknee13 2nd-Aug-2012 07:16 am (UTC)
lol irl this gif
cuzilubb 2nd-Aug-2012 09:27 pm (UTC)
LMAO
buttercup31 2nd-Aug-2012 05:29 am (UTC)
Damn, mom. Just put it all out there.
x0sweetbliss 2nd-Aug-2012 05:30 am (UTC)
lol not surprised by this in the slightest. Also, it's his birthday on Aug 3!
2cutelena 2nd-Aug-2012 05:44 am (UTC)
a gold tonight would be the perfect gift.
hemsworth 2nd-Aug-2012 07:19 am (UTC)
i love that he's two days before me
kimus_mwah 2nd-Aug-2012 11:20 am (UTC)
Wahey thats my birthday too! Obviously destined for each other :D
bonjourchloe 2nd-Aug-2012 12:17 pm (UTC)
that's a v important day for me too bc it's my half birthday WOW
k8tieee 2nd-Aug-2012 02:36 pm (UTC)
he's a leo!
joliebelle 2nd-Aug-2012 07:03 pm (UTC)
A week before me. We all know leos can throw it down
isntdaveone 2nd-Aug-2012 05:30 am (UTC)
count me in.
briknowsbest 2nd-Aug-2012 05:30 am (UTC)
he went to my old high school. /csb
powerbottom 2nd-Aug-2012 05:33 am (UTC)
If you ever see him, just drop down on all fours and let him see that back. He might end up recognizing you that way.

Edited at 2012-08-02 05:33 am (UTC)
fakevoices 2nd-Aug-2012 05:34 am (UTC)
there is someone else on here who knows his brother

they talked about it in the last olympic posts

do you have any stories?
briknowsbest 2nd-Aug-2012 05:43 am (UTC)
nope, no stories. he graduated long before i even moved to florida/started that high school.
tundra1800 2nd-Aug-2012 05:30 am (UTC)
1) His mother saying that is awkward as hell
2) He's attractive but needs to learn to leave somethings to the imagination
He's obviously not very bright but he seems like a nice guy
kurtvonnegut 2nd-Aug-2012 05:30 am (UTC)
that's actually really creepy......... (for his mom to comment on his sex life)

Edited at 2012-08-02 05:30 am (UTC)
amkf 2nd-Aug-2012 05:30 am (UTC)
LOL his mother. At least she's not deluded like a lot of moms.
aglows 2nd-Aug-2012 05:30 am (UTC)
dancedallnight 2nd-Aug-2012 05:30 am (UTC)
works for me

469.330.8004

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powerbottom 2nd-Aug-2012 05:32 am (UTC)
Gurl
bioshe 2nd-Aug-2012 05:33 am (UTC)
I'm calling you, pick up your phone bitch.
benjuicy 2nd-Aug-2012 05:34 am (UTC)
mte
hergun_wentbang 2nd-Aug-2012 05:39 am (UTC)
I was going to call you and just have the sound of me eating popcorn on the other end but I figured I don't want anyone from ONTD that I don't already know having my number. /csb
oumeoumai 3rd-Aug-2012 01:15 am (UTC)
lol I love this.
milly93 2nd-Aug-2012 05:44 am (UTC)
lol dang girl. i recognize that area code, i live in an adjacent one.
beatlesluv 2nd-Aug-2012 06:02 am (UTC)
THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT EVER
simprov 2nd-Aug-2012 06:07 am (UTC)
lol gurl
blrocks 2nd-Aug-2012 06:07 am (UTC)
LOL
mydogfred 2nd-Aug-2012 06:08 am (UTC)
that is not your real number lbr

Edited at 2012-08-02 06:10 am (UTC)
candycheeks 2nd-Aug-2012 06:09 am (UTC)
lol!
warsawed 2nd-Aug-2012 06:19 am (UTC)
I KNOW FUR A FACT THIS ISN'T UR # BITCH
manicpixiegirl 2nd-Aug-2012 06:26 am (UTC)
sarah is so sexy as a brunette
runandtelldat 2nd-Aug-2012 07:37 am (UTC)
icu Mike Jones
helloneworld 2nd-Aug-2012 07:39 am (UTC)
DFW WUUT WUT
bikinikilledme 2nd-Aug-2012 08:18 am (UTC)
tx whatuppppppppppppppp
phillymademe 2nd-Aug-2012 11:56 am (UTC)
idek your number and i know that's not your number lmaoo.
gypsy_leerose 2nd-Aug-2012 03:51 pm (UTC)
lmfao
itakebacksunday 2nd-Aug-2012 04:13 pm (UTC)
lmao
brucelynn 2nd-Aug-2012 09:29 pm (UTC)
hahahhaha
duchello 3rd-Aug-2012 05:01 am (UTC)
best gif ever
isntdaveone 2nd-Aug-2012 05:30 am (UTC)
his celebrity crush is Carmen Electra.

her?
steph_monster 2nd-Aug-2012 05:37 am (UTC)
Lol right? Is it 2000?
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