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Man with ‘world’s biggest penis’ stopped at SFO security
+ Other celebs with World Records

A New York man known for his unusually large penis was patted down by airport security at San Francisco International last week after they questioned him about the bulge in his pants, he said.

Jonah Falcon, 41, who has been featured in several documentaries about the world’s biggest penises, was returning from a trip in San Francisco on July 9 when he was stopped at security by TSA agents who spotted something out of the ordinary hanging to the left in his pants, he said.

“They wanted to know if I had something in my pockets, and when I said no, they asked if I had some sort of growth,” he said.

When he replied that it was just his penis, they “checked the area around it” but didn’t frisk him too severely, he said. They also wiped his hands to check for explosive powder.

Falcon said the delay was mostly amusing to him and only delayed him for about 5 minutes. He said it was the first time his penis had caused a security concern.

“I”ve gone through the (airport scanner) before, and I wasn’t worried,” he said. “What was the worst that was going to happen — I was going to have to whip it out for them? I’m used to that. Sometimes when people ask me about it, if I’m feeling up to it, I’ll just show them.”

Falcon’s penis has been reported as 9.5 inches when flaccid and 13.5 inches when erect, according to Rolling Stone. He has been featured in documentaries on HBO and overseas and has appeared on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. He works as a video game journalist and as an actor with small roles in movies and television shows, according to his Internet Movie Database profile. THIS QUALIFIES HIM AS A CELEBRITY, TBH.

Falcon tweeted about the airport delay and the Huffington Post was the first to report on the incident.

A spokesman for the TSA at SFO was not immediately available for comment. Falcon said the agents were “professional” about the security check.

“It was probably harder on them than it was on me,” Falcon said.

OTHER CELEBRITIES WITH WORLD RECORDS

Lil Wayne is in the book for “Most US Hot 100 Hits by a Rap Artist,” with 64 between 1999 and 2010.

J.K. Rowling recieved the title of “First Billionaire Author,” with her seven Harry Potter books selling more than 400 million copies worldwide.

Johnny Depp is listed as “Highest Paid Actor” ($75 million), and Sandra Bullock as “Highest Paid Actress” ($56 million), while “Two and a Half Men” star Angus T. Jones is the “Highest Paid Child Star,” earning $250,000 per episode.

Miranda Cosgrove – “Highest Paid Child Actress” ($180,000 per “iCarly” episode)

Hugh Laurie – “Highest Paid Actor in a TV Drama” ($400,000 per “House” episode)

Prince William and Kate Middleton – “Most Live Streams for a Single Event” (72 million streams for the Royal Wedding)

Adele - The British singer came out of nowhere in the U.S. this year and can now say she has broken not one, not two, but three WORLD records. She is the first female to have two singles & two albums in the United Kingdom's top five at the same time, her album 21 is the first album in the U.K. to ever sell 3 million copies in one calendar year, and she has had the most consecutive weeks with a number 1 album for a solo female in the U.K.

Justin Bieber - Got the record for "Most Popular Video of Any Kind Online" for his video Baby, which nabbed 463,820,304 as of Februrary.

Lady Gaga- The Mother Monster set the record for Most Twitter Followers (she has over 13 million)! She also got the record for Most Weeks on the U.S. Digital Hot Songs Chart for her song Poker Face, which was on the chart for 83 weeks! Of course, Gaga is no stranger to the Book of Records, as last year she took the record for Most Consecutive Weeks on a U.K. chart and Most Searched Person on the Internet.

Rihanna- She became the first female to have #1 singles in the U.K in five consecutive years. This record is so monumental, in fact, that only Elvis and The Beatles have had more #1 U.K. singles in consecutive years; “Most US #1 Singles in a Year (Female)” (Four singles: “Rude Boy”, “Love The Way You Lie,” “What’s My Name?” and “Only Girl”)

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