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1:18 pm - 07/25/2012

Alex D-Bag Pettyfer to Play KStew's Boyfriend in Cali


idk why this image already existed on the internet

This was either the best or worst day to run this news depending on how you look at it, but either way, Kristen Stewart probably wishes it were tomorrow already. With tabloids catching her in the act of canoodling with her "Snow White And The Huntsman" director Rupert Sanders, the actress and helmer both issued personal statements to the press apologizing for their indiscretion. How the fabled KStew/RPatz relationship will sustain remains to be seen -- devotees on either sides tend to be fairly extreme -- but business must continue as usual it seems, as the actress' next project keeps rolling.

Variety reports that "Magic Mike" badboy Alex Pettyfer has joined indie flick "Cali" with Stewart. Penned by Michael Diliberti ("30 Minutes or Less"), the story finds Stewart playing Mya, who pairs up with her boyfriend Chris (Pettyfer) to make a fake snuff film which they sell for a wad of cash before beating it out of the San Fernando Valley. Years later, she's forced to head back to save her younger sister, but to do so she will have to face a bunch of oddball characters -- angry former business partners, homicidal porn stars, stoner vet techs, an unstoppable killing machine who wears a cowboy hat -- as well as keep a handle on her relationship with Chris. Zany!

Nick Cassavetes ("John Q," "The Notebook") is directing so at the very least it will be....workmanlike. Production is aiming for a late summer start, and we can only imagine the papparazzi will be keeping an even closer eye on KStew as she moves on from this incident.

Source.

What are your life choices, Kristen?
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mellarks 25th-Jul-2012 08:30 pm (UTC)
They deserve each other.
poisoned_summer 25th-Jul-2012 08:34 pm (UTC)
ia

now that my original glee at all the drama has died out, i think kristen is such a despicable person. it's not just the cheating, but the completely insincere, saving-her-PR-ass statement that was released. its pretty obvious she dgaf about him, like she was JUST cheating on him five days ago and now*~ she loves him she loves him she's so sorry! ~* she just wants to save her ass and get public sympathy on her side

just as i was starting to like her too omg
fineapplewine 25th-Jul-2012 11:39 pm (UTC)
iawtc
lunarsole 25th-Jul-2012 08:37 pm (UTC)
ia
forevergold217 25th-Jul-2012 08:31 pm (UTC)
HOLY CRAP, I CANT KEEP UP
theconsortiumxf 25th-Jul-2012 08:31 pm (UTC)
I've missed foot/blink-gate, can someone explain how she was caught cheating??
robertsbox_xo 25th-Jul-2012 08:31 pm (UTC)
a pap got lucky

although some think ruperts wife hired a PI
enid_keaner 25th-Jul-2012 08:32 pm (UTC)
I really want this to be true.
karinette001 25th-Jul-2012 08:33 pm (UTC)
ooh that would be goood
christoph 25th-Jul-2012 08:33 pm (UTC)
i choose to believe this
karinette001 25th-Jul-2012 08:32 pm (UTC)
paps caught her & the director making out in a car in broad daylight
alexiaagulto 25th-Jul-2012 08:52 pm (UTC)
The pictures published in this week’s Us Weekly depict the actress in a daytime tryst with her married Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders last week. The article explains in great detail what went down on Tuesday (July 17) afternoon.

Here’s what we know:

Kristen was on her way home from the gym when she got a phone call to meet Rupert.
The photographer followed her to a sketchy LA neighborhood where she picked him up.
They sat in the car where “Kristen was sitting with her back up against the driver’s-side window, and [Rupert] was kissing her entire body.”
Rupert got suspicious of prying eyes and they moved the rendezvous to the Pacific View Trail a little after 5 PM.
After “kissing like teens”, they stepped out to take in the view.
Cautious of hikers, “…as soon as they heard a voice, they would split up and walk in other directions.”
They later retreated to the car for a 20-minute make-out session before she dropped him off a few blocks from his house.
coreycoreycorey 25th-Jul-2012 08:31 pm (UTC)
Why the fuck couldn't she have cheated on her doucheman with Charlize???

WHY IS IT A MAN KSTEW?! WHY
x0_number 25th-Jul-2012 08:43 pm (UTC)
ia.
vivisexion 25th-Jul-2012 08:45 pm (UTC)
lol mte
candidcouture 25th-Jul-2012 08:52 pm (UTC)
Charlize wouldnt let that common bitch kiss her ring, let alone her clit.
allmylines 25th-Jul-2012 09:17 pm (UTC)
mte
dizzy879 25th-Jul-2012 10:15 pm (UTC)
Hehe.
_xxtom 25th-Jul-2012 08:31 pm (UTC)
lol @ the gift that keeps on giving
sellmeheaven 25th-Jul-2012 08:31 pm (UTC)
i think it's so sad that their stans still won't believe it and are calling the statements fake. seriously, rob needs to release a video slut shaming her. a girl can dream...
ellaellaeheheh 25th-Jul-2012 08:33 pm (UTC)
ik. so many stans saying that people is lying. that its not her. they are making up sources. they will never believe it.
calcified 25th-Jul-2012 08:34 pm (UTC)
Rob would never.
sellmeheaven 25th-Jul-2012 08:53 pm (UTC)
lol i meant it as a joke cause apparently that's what it will take for the stans to believe this
ztrellitaa 25th-Jul-2012 08:37 pm (UTC)
That statement was OOC for her ~whatever, over this~ attitude but I do believe all of it.
kachna_junior 25th-Jul-2012 08:46 pm (UTC)
rob would never do such a thing... I actually think he might even say fuck this shit, leave Hollywood, go back to London, wait till the storm is over and do open mic nights again
lulubelle007 25th-Jul-2012 08:31 pm (UTC)
DONT LIE TO ME I KNOW WHO YOU ARE
bostongirl2003 25th-Jul-2012 08:44 pm (UTC)
I thought this was a quote from a movie at first. Oh, that post was good times.
karinette001 25th-Jul-2012 08:31 pm (UTC)
oh deer
ljubavirakija 25th-Jul-2012 08:31 pm (UTC)
I hope they start dating, so ONTD has more epic posts
georgiana08 25th-Jul-2012 08:44 pm (UTC)
Well she's clearly got a track record of hooking up with people she works with.
fairchilds 26th-Jul-2012 01:13 am (UTC)
I CAN'T WAIT!!!!!
chandyland11 25th-Jul-2012 08:33 pm (UTC)
fierce icon
erised_mirror 25th-Jul-2012 10:49 pm (UTC)
I wonder what she has to say about this -- please tell me her channel still exists.
kstew 25th-Jul-2012 08:32 pm (UTC)
lawd
chandyland11 25th-Jul-2012 08:32 pm (UTC)
RIP Kristen's Career
(1999 - 2012)


Edited at 2012-07-25 08:32 pm (UTC)
hera_bearrra 25th-Jul-2012 08:34 pm (UTC)
It ends with the last Twilight movie
arwens 25th-Jul-2012 08:35 pm (UTC)
thank god

amen
lunarsole 25th-Jul-2012 08:35 pm (UTC)
mte
arainymist 25th-Jul-2012 08:41 pm (UTC)
I hope so
christoph 25th-Jul-2012 08:41 pm (UTC)
fingers crossed
sanditar 25th-Jul-2012 08:43 pm (UTC)
hopefully
bostongirl2003 25th-Jul-2012 08:44 pm (UTC)
is this from a speaking in tongues kind of prayer session or did she do that deliberately?
hangthemj 25th-Jul-2012 08:44 pm (UTC)
the career is survived by its offspring, the kristen stewart institute of blinking and stammering
nabuch 25th-Jul-2012 08:44 pm (UTC)
praying circle
tusiaczek87 25th-Jul-2012 08:48 pm (UTC)
about fucking time
endingonfire 25th-Jul-2012 08:53 pm (UTC)
here's fucking hoping!
gee_wa 25th-Jul-2012 09:17 pm (UTC)
I mean, yeah I hope because I think she's a shitty actress but it sucks to me that because she's female and has done something like this she's automatically going to be shut out by most people.
Look at Jude Law.
anolinde 25th-Jul-2012 10:11 pm (UTC)
Ugh, that actually kind of annoys me. So many guys cheat on their partners, and their careers continue on just fine. What Kristen did was wrong, but what the guy did was even worse (a wife and children? Come on) and I doubt there's going to be any damage to his career.
fairchilds 26th-Jul-2012 01:14 am (UTC)
I swear, I have been praying for her career to die out, but because of her fading into the bg because ppl finally realized she sucked as an actress, i never dreamed it would go down in such spectacular fashion.

but i'm honestly not sure if she'll just go away tbh.
benihime99 25th-Jul-2012 08:32 pm (UTC)
I don't have enough popcorn
I can't keep up
hera_bearrra 25th-Jul-2012 08:32 pm (UTC)
Oop I just submitted this. But your formatting is better, OP.
calcified 25th-Jul-2012 08:34 pm (UTC)
Aw, ty! ♥
carriep90 25th-Jul-2012 08:33 pm (UTC)
The timing and content of this announcement is delicious.

They'd make a good pair. I'm serious. I think she might be the one person to stand up to his bullshit, and he'd be the one person who's self-centered and vain enough to handle her "whatever" attitude towards relationships. They should give it a go.
jeuxdemaux 25th-Jul-2012 08:40 pm (UTC)
+1
ebenetwo 25th-Jul-2012 09:36 pm (UTC)
i bet he'd try to hit on her too
lol she deserves that as punishment
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