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so let's decide on a damn name

Kristen Stewart Cheating Scandal: Pick A Name


Poll #1856213 KStew Cheating Scandal Name
Open to: Friends, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 3796

What should the official name of the KStew Cheating Scandal Be?

View Answers
The Cheating Saga: Breaking Rob
995 (21.2%)
The Cheating Saga: Breaking Robsten
854 (18.2%)
The Cheating Saga: New Dick
288 (6.1%)
Ho White
388 (8.3%)
Snow White & The Cuntsman
211 (4.5%)
Ho White & The Cuntsman
816 (17.4%)
Total Eclipse of the Heart '12
1149 (24.4%)

Poll will close tomorrow at 11am/EST. And at that time we shall decide what to call this hot mess of a scandal
superdogbiter 25th-Jul-2012 06:06 pm (UTC)
i am saddened that there is no option for
42 GATE
somerset 25th-Jul-2012 06:22 pm (UTC)
we'll never forget
catiram23 25th-Jul-2012 06:27 pm (UTC)
i think i missed that story? what's with the 42 gate?
babydollnana 25th-Jul-2012 06:29 pm (UTC)
I believe the magazine scans were first posted on page 42 of whichever post it was earlier
kris_terror 25th-Jul-2012 06:30 pm (UTC)
On the very first post that was reporting about this, page 42 was where someone started posting the actual US Weekly scans so the post turned from being speculation into fact.
drunkagron 25th-Jul-2012 06:32 pm (UTC)
Most of us were asleep tho! :(
firstmoonie 25th-Jul-2012 06:41 pm (UTC)
NEVER FORGET.
lunarsole 25th-Jul-2012 06:49 pm (UTC)
NEVER EVER EVER FORGET
lninchy89 25th-Jul-2012 07:25 pm (UTC)
ikr
wildel 25th-Jul-2012 08:27 pm (UTC)
We will never forget 42, it's the answer to everything.
coffeenmorphine 25th-Jul-2012 10:05 pm (UTC)
I'd pick that one!
violue 25th-Jul-2012 11:09 pm (UTC)
people keep talking about page 42

it's driving me nuts

the first scans were on the bottom of page 41!
cherryreefer 26th-Jul-2012 05:18 am (UTC)
LOLOLOLOL
lupine_seeds 26th-Jul-2012 10:41 am (UTC)
i was so disappointed when i read pg 42
i mean i get that the scans were first posted there but idk move on
livetuned 25th-Jul-2012 06:07 pm (UTC)
First and the Last are my favourites.
freakshow_60 25th-Jul-2012 06:07 pm (UTC)
Anyone else think this is a publicity stunt? Even that candid of her and the director looks staged...
whossoulsister 25th-Jul-2012 06:07 pm (UTC)
if it is it's incredibly misguided
satellite__eyes 25th-Jul-2012 06:09 pm (UTC)
I'd hope not, considering there's two children involved.
manaconda 25th-Jul-2012 06:09 pm (UTC)
i can't see her or the director agreeing to a publicity stunt that makes them seem like such villains.
freakshow_60 25th-Jul-2012 06:13 pm (UTC)
I know but it's odd that they would be so hush about their relationship then release a public statement declaring her love for him.
maskedcunt 25th-Jul-2012 06:10 pm (UTC)
if it were a publicity stunt, i think kristen's PR would've instead tried to portray the affair as though she had been manipulated by the director.
jmonkey3152 25th-Jul-2012 06:10 pm (UTC)
No. This would be the worst publicity stunt ever since it would detract so much attention from the actors/story come press time for their last movie.
ugly_jacket 25th-Jul-2012 06:11 pm (UTC)
i doubt it, america is generally pretty shitty when it comes to acts of infidelities, it seems like it would just hurt her career
vampireweekend 25th-Jul-2012 06:11 pm (UTC)
why would she agree to this when women who are caught with married men are extremely villified

shit angelina is still attacked to this day
superhetoric 25th-Jul-2012 06:12 pm (UTC)
why though

i mean, really. why?
p2bab 25th-Jul-2012 06:13 pm (UTC)
I don't see how it benefits Kristen.
emologues 25th-Jul-2012 06:13 pm (UTC)
idts

what is there to gain from this, for her? plus this involves a married man/children
tornumbrella 25th-Jul-2012 06:16 pm (UTC)
why pick a married guy with kids? and no way this is good for any party let alone her. BD and the sequel to SWATH...no studio would want to deal with that.
bee_xx3 25th-Jul-2012 06:17 pm (UTC)
This severely career AND family damaging publicity tho
Idt they're that dumb.
fabouluz 25th-Jul-2012 06:25 pm (UTC)
His wife's reaction seemed real
teetersslow 25th-Jul-2012 06:44 pm (UTC)
i feel like it was so incredibly dumb for her to get caught. she knows there are paps following her 24/7 so she just cuddled up with her bit on the side in public? :\
promisemewings 25th-Jul-2012 06:45 pm (UTC)
The last movie IS coming out soon, and I never really bought into them being a couple anyway...
miss_cassie 25th-Jul-2012 07:00 pm (UTC)
it's too early to be PR

i would say PR if it was around Sept-Nov
theactualworst 25th-Jul-2012 07:00 pm (UTC)
I think she's just extremely awkward in everything she does tbh.
m_h_p 25th-Jul-2012 08:44 pm (UTC)
I know - the photos are just so well-posed/high-quality.

Plus, NO celebrities release such melodramatic statements confirming that they're cheating.

Perhaps everyone involved is getting paid serious money to try and inject some drama into Robsten before the last Twilight film so that they can we all YAY WE ARE STRONGER TOGETHER during the press tour.

Or maybe Kristen's publicist has dropped the ball in spectacular fashion.
cpb1220 25th-Jul-2012 09:55 pm (UTC)
Something about it really does feel "off.". I mean, why cheat in such a public place? What's with the public apologies and sudden declaration of love? Maybe both wanted an out of their (fake?) relationships and decided this was a smart stunt.
evilharrington 25th-Jul-2012 11:37 pm (UTC)
IA sfm.
photogpab 25th-Jul-2012 06:15 pm (UTC)
lol @ this

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Edited at 2012-07-25 06:17 pm (UTC)
lovedforaday 25th-Jul-2012 06:19 pm (UTC)
lol where did she say she didn't believe this was true?
ebenetwo 25th-Jul-2012 06:19 pm (UTC)
lol kirstew
notajingoist 25th-Jul-2012 06:27 pm (UTC)
lawls wtf

also i almost read that hashtag as robspenisunbroken
this_repetition 25th-Jul-2012 06:28 pm (UTC)
Her tweet is cracking me up because it sounds really sarcastic.
jennitarox 25th-Jul-2012 06:30 pm (UTC)
LOL, can these people read?
hotcement 25th-Jul-2012 06:07 pm (UTC)
i don't like the breaking rob one bc it drags him and he is one of the people who got cheated on.
lulubelle007 25th-Jul-2012 06:21 pm (UTC)
this, cute doggie
dreamer1104 25th-Jul-2012 06:39 pm (UTC)
that was my logic too
mots_inutiles 25th-Jul-2012 09:00 pm (UTC)
yeah, it seems way too harsh.
forcestrong 25th-Jul-2012 09:40 pm (UTC)
Yea, ia. I'd rather see something like 'Breaking Vows' cause at least that evokes Rupert's shittiness in cheating on a spouse.
sherrilina 26th-Jul-2012 12:39 am (UTC)
But it's breaking his heart, or so it would seem...it makes sense.
bodyline 25th-Jul-2012 06:07 pm (UTC)
where did Total Eclipse of the Heart come from
ajbollin 25th-Jul-2012 06:08 pm (UTC)
I guess just the movie Eclipse.
vanishingbee 25th-Jul-2012 06:08 pm (UTC)
Eclipse is a twilight book
warsawed 25th-Jul-2012 06:09 pm (UTC)
I LOVE HIM





I LOVE HIM!!!
hams5 25th-Jul-2012 06:14 pm (UTC)
lmao!
saffronshire 25th-Jul-2012 06:09 pm (UTC)
Eclipse is a twilight movie/book and Total eclipse of the heart a Bonnie Tyler's song.
megalixer 25th-Jul-2012 06:31 pm (UTC)


most flawless 80s pop ballad of all time
invisible_cunt 25th-Jul-2012 06:35 pm (UTC)
my brilliant mind

eclipse is one of the twilight movies
ENJOY MY WORDPLAY
kimberwyn 25th-Jul-2012 07:53 pm (UTC)
someone's lame mind.
hot143chocolate 25th-Jul-2012 06:07 pm (UTC)
that "statement" is basically the celebrity equivalent of posting a desperate plea to your ex on your facebook wall in hopes that your mutual friends will see it and beg him on your behalf after s/he stops taking your calls, won't text you back, and has blocked you on all social media.
rambling_road 25th-Jul-2012 06:17 pm (UTC)
Mte
hoot 25th-Jul-2012 06:20 pm (UTC)
LOL that's exactly the impression I got from it.
mybetterhabits 25th-Jul-2012 06:23 pm (UTC)
i thought the same. and that would actually piss me off more, i believe.
notajingoist 25th-Jul-2012 06:29 pm (UTC)
lol i kinda got that feeling as well
kris_terror 25th-Jul-2012 06:32 pm (UTC)
That's exactly what I got out of it too. Her publicist was probably urging her to make one to save face, and so she probably agreed to it so she could do what you're saying.
lcacbc 25th-Jul-2012 06:34 pm (UTC)
Thought the same thing tbh
ayajedi 25th-Jul-2012 07:14 pm (UTC)
mte
cabernet 25th-Jul-2012 07:49 pm (UTC)
yepppp
celtic_thistle 25th-Jul-2012 11:32 pm (UTC)
where is the lie
kniferomance 26th-Jul-2012 12:39 am (UTC)
Mte. My favorite part about this is how people are saying she's "devastated" by what she did. Excuse me, but how are you devastated? That's like saying, "It'll hurt me more than you."
kniferomance 25th-Jul-2012 06:07 pm (UTC)
Can it just be an amalgamation of all those titles?
warsawed 25th-Jul-2012 06:08 pm (UTC)
THE CHEATING SAGA: BREAKING ROBSTEN'S TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE NEW DICK
'12
my_fair_kadie 25th-Jul-2012 06:12 pm (UTC)

THE CHEATING SAGA: BREAKING ROBSTEN'S TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE NEW DICK AND THE CUNTSMAN
'12

there i fixed it.
blahblahcakes64 25th-Jul-2012 06:12 pm (UTC)
I just had to bite the inside of my cheek to keep from burting out in gleeful laughter.

I VOTE FOR THIS
lunarsole 25th-Jul-2012 06:50 pm (UTC)
perfect imo
jellyfishhh 25th-Jul-2012 07:26 pm (UTC)
total eclipse of the new dick is killin me
kniferomance 25th-Jul-2012 08:17 pm (UTC)
I love you.
loganx2 25th-Jul-2012 06:07 pm (UTC)
thank you to the Jacksons and Kstew for filling the TomKat divorce drama void.
inboots 25th-Jul-2012 06:10 pm (UTC)
if tomkat was the main dish, this is one of those cases where dessert trumps everything
dracopet 25th-Jul-2012 10:00 pm (UTC)
What if this is the main course and dessert is yet to come?
livefreexo 25th-Jul-2012 06:25 pm (UTC)
this!
starchit 25th-Jul-2012 09:01 pm (UTC)
Wait, what's going on with the Jacksons?
natalitabonita 26th-Jul-2012 06:23 am (UTC)
and people thought nothing could beat the TomKat drama!
ajbollin 25th-Jul-2012 06:07 pm (UTC)
SNOW WHITE AND THE CUNTSMAN
cuzilubb 25th-Jul-2012 06:26 pm (UTC)
IA!!
blackbare 25th-Jul-2012 07:06 pm (UTC)
ahahahahaha yesss
poop_of_death 25th-Jul-2012 07:08 pm (UTC)
Bless you
jilicious 25th-Jul-2012 10:37 pm (UTC)
MORE LIKE HO WHITE AND THE CUNTSMAN LBR
vanishingbee 25th-Jul-2012 06:07 pm (UTC)
Yikes at cuntsman even being an option. No vote, none of these are that good.
heulog 25th-Jul-2012 06:12 pm (UTC)
Seriously, not only are all of these bad and totally stupid, but some are pretty damn unnecessary too.
arabian 25th-Jul-2012 06:38 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I'm not feeling (and really disliking some of) these options.
therealycats 25th-Jul-2012 06:50 pm (UTC)
Ho White and Cuntsman are awful, but I like Total Eclipse tbh
hope_remains 25th-Jul-2012 08:17 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I voted but it kinda felt like a vote for the best of the worst...
celtic_thistle 25th-Jul-2012 11:34 pm (UTC)
mte, Total Eclipse of the Heart is best. The others are...ehhhhhh.
alquilaunhombre 26th-Jul-2012 04:08 am (UTC)
yes i agree these all suck
caroolk3 25th-Jul-2012 06:07 pm (UTC)
rme @ 'Ho White'
carbons 25th-Jul-2012 06:09 pm (UTC)
p much
embaves 25th-Jul-2012 06:13 pm (UTC)
mte
williammiller 25th-Jul-2012 06:21 pm (UTC)
mte
wthplz 25th-Jul-2012 06:22 pm (UTC)
mte
cuzilubb 25th-Jul-2012 06:27 pm (UTC)
ifkr?
openpick 25th-Jul-2012 06:31 pm (UTC)
yeah
kstew 25th-Jul-2012 06:38 pm (UTC)
mte
dreamofcoffee 25th-Jul-2012 06:40 pm (UTC)
mte, allison
lunarsole 25th-Jul-2012 06:51 pm (UTC)
ikr
rewrittentime 25th-Jul-2012 07:18 pm (UTC)
irk.
lolzerz 25th-Jul-2012 10:04 pm (UTC)
i think its funny
plugmebaby 25th-Jul-2012 10:55 pm (UTC)
yeah i loled
celtic_thistle 25th-Jul-2012 11:35 pm (UTC)
ikr
cuzgarysaysso 26th-Jul-2012 11:07 am (UTC)
quick, what's rme??
amor143x 25th-Jul-2012 06:08 pm (UTC)
Rupert Sanders Apologizes to His Family for Cheating with Kristen Stewart

"I am utterly distraught about the pain I have caused my family," Sanders tells PEOPLE in an exclusive statement. "My beautiful wife and heavenly children are all I have in this world. I love them with all my heart. I am praying that we can get through this together."

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20614764,00.html
amadeo 25th-Jul-2012 06:10 pm (UTC)
what an asshat.
whossoulsister 25th-Jul-2012 06:10 pm (UTC)
god this is even worse than kristen's
this_repetition 25th-Jul-2012 06:30 pm (UTC)
Seriously.
ellaellaeheheh 25th-Jul-2012 06:10 pm (UTC)
they are so wrking together to get through this mess
chomper_go_rawr 25th-Jul-2012 06:11 pm (UTC)
oh damn
pamelalillian 25th-Jul-2012 06:11 pm (UTC)
heavenly children, strange choice of words but ok
love_allure 25th-Jul-2012 06:11 pm (UTC)
phft they're just sorry they got caught.
superdogbiter 25th-Jul-2012 06:11 pm (UTC)
wife please kick him out
luvthatdrtywata 25th-Jul-2012 06:11 pm (UTC)
whatever "rupert"
saffronshire 25th-Jul-2012 06:11 pm (UTC)
I want to see the stan tell us it's fake as well.
lalameanslove 25th-Jul-2012 06:12 pm (UTC)
hope his dick falls off
gogeta1 25th-Jul-2012 06:12 pm (UTC)
ugh.. this fucker
albeit_ 25th-Jul-2012 06:12 pm (UTC)
his heavenly children?
christoph 25th-Jul-2012 06:12 pm (UTC)
he loves them so much he cheated because he couldnt handle all of that love
measuringcups 25th-Jul-2012 06:12 pm (UTC)
omg
capsfanx10 25th-Jul-2012 06:12 pm (UTC)
Maybe he should have been thinking about his "beautiful wife" and "heavenly children" before he slept with another woman. What a fucking asshole.
xtinaiero 25th-Jul-2012 06:13 pm (UTC)
they both need to be dumped!
emologues 25th-Jul-2012 06:14 pm (UTC)
heavenly children lol omg i cannot
anna_bea2 25th-Jul-2012 06:15 pm (UTC)
lawd this one is even worse
shlee_lee 25th-Jul-2012 06:15 pm (UTC)
oh please, god just pressed the ignore button on his prayer phone
haverchuck_bill 25th-Jul-2012 06:16 pm (UTC)
rme
the_pinkdress 25th-Jul-2012 06:16 pm (UTC)
Y'know, he's such an idiot for doing this with the young lead actress in his FIRST feature film. Like way to break into the business. Wouldn't you have just a BIT of apprehension?
technochapis 25th-Jul-2012 06:17 pm (UTC)
ya right
panic_strickenr 25th-Jul-2012 06:17 pm (UTC)
what a douche.
takingthewalk 25th-Jul-2012 06:19 pm (UTC)
I literally said "GO FUCK YOURSELF" outloud when i read that
itsybitsyamelia 25th-Jul-2012 06:19 pm (UTC)
I can't with the 'heavenly children'. He's horrible.
ch33rylips 25th-Jul-2012 06:19 pm (UTC)
This douche
joaniemaloney 25th-Jul-2012 06:19 pm (UTC)
ugh.
beesknees7 25th-Jul-2012 06:20 pm (UTC)
bubble_monkey9 25th-Jul-2012 06:21 pm (UTC)
lmao

I actually cant with how shitty these apologies are
harrypotterlvr3 25th-Jul-2012 06:21 pm (UTC)
heavenly children
megisthesex 25th-Jul-2012 06:21 pm (UTC)
~heavenly?


get the fuck out.
rimbaudacious 25th-Jul-2012 06:21 pm (UTC)
ugh

Every official statement in these situations should just be to the point and from the heart. So, "Oops."
hierarchia 25th-Jul-2012 06:22 pm (UTC)
omg is this guy serious he needs to shut the fuck up
music_lover56 25th-Jul-2012 06:22 pm (UTC)
he's an ass
lulubelle007 25th-Jul-2012 06:23 pm (UTC)
not true
he also has kstews pussy in his mouth
hearthecity 25th-Jul-2012 06:23 pm (UTC)
I'm still kinda shocked how quick they're copping to it. Not even trying to sell the "we're just friends" and "it was taken out of context" lines
tori100186 25th-Jul-2012 06:24 pm (UTC)
Sometimes I wonder if people understand that they can stop themselves before doing anything. It's a real option. Apologizing after you get caught doesn't undo the damage.
redrougerose 25th-Jul-2012 06:24 pm (UTC)
He wasn't distraught when he was banging Kristen now was he?
it_has_been 25th-Jul-2012 06:25 pm (UTC)
if he gave a flying fuck about his family he would have done the proper thing and got out of the marriage before doing this shit -- only thing he's distraught over is being caught stupid clogged asshole
hoot 25th-Jul-2012 06:26 pm (UTC)
Uggh, fuck this guy. If they were "all he had in the world" he wouldn't have fucked some actress barely out of her teens.
mammary_glands 25th-Jul-2012 06:26 pm (UTC)
i honestly hope they can make it work. i've seen couples come out of situations like this stronger than they were before, but then again, their infidelities weren't known to the entire world. i can't imagine what his wife must be feeling right now.
chantemarissa 25th-Jul-2012 06:27 pm (UTC)
what a dick
madder_red 25th-Jul-2012 06:28 pm (UTC)
twat.
cuzilubb 25th-Jul-2012 06:28 pm (UTC)
@ heavenly children
wildfawn 25th-Jul-2012 06:29 pm (UTC)
blondelilly 25th-Jul-2012 06:30 pm (UTC)
He didn't look very distraught in those pics.
ride_the_jitney 25th-Jul-2012 06:31 pm (UTC)
He doesn't apologize! He's just distraught because his wife found out. What a complete ass.
combat_pearl 25th-Jul-2012 06:35 pm (UTC)
rme
lcacbc 25th-Jul-2012 06:36 pm (UTC)
Stop.
aleisha_xo 25th-Jul-2012 06:51 pm (UTC)
WOW this fucker
lunarsole 25th-Jul-2012 06:52 pm (UTC)
rme @ heavenly children
jilicious 25th-Jul-2012 10:38 pm (UTC)
PTTHHBBBBBBBT
celtic_thistle 25th-Jul-2012 11:36 pm (UTC)
What a douchecraft carrier.
alquilaunhombre 26th-Jul-2012 04:14 am (UTC)
no apology detected here
actxappalledx Cheating Saga: Breaking Rob!25th-Jul-2012 06:08 pm (UTC)
vampireweekend Re: Cheating Saga: Breaking Rob!25th-Jul-2012 06:10 pm (UTC)
omfG
lalameanslove Re: Cheating Saga: Breaking Rob!25th-Jul-2012 06:11 pm (UTC)
NEW AND IMPROVED THANKS TO caroolk3


sugartitss Re: Cheating Saga: Breaking Rob!25th-Jul-2012 06:12 pm (UTC)
omgggggg
jeuxdemaux Re: Cheating Saga: Breaking Rob!25th-Jul-2012 06:12 pm (UTC)
LOL
alohomora Re: Cheating Saga: Breaking Rob!25th-Jul-2012 06:13 pm (UTC)
My bad but what does nicki Reed have to do with anything?
actxappalledx Re: Cheating Saga: Breaking Rob!25th-Jul-2012 06:14 pm (UTC)
idk, i don't personally like this one. Nikki didn't get cheated on, she was just trying to cling to Rob bc they were FWB or whatever and it's her personality to be a stage 5 clinger. I want Michael Angarano to bask in this gloriousness all on his own being that he was the one that really got screwed over and has been a class act about it.. and now he gets to sit and giggle why all this blows up around her.
rpsuc Re: Cheating Saga: Breaking Rob!25th-Jul-2012 06:25 pm (UTC)
OMG
gypsy_leerose Re: Cheating Saga: Breaking Rob!25th-Jul-2012 06:24 pm (UTC)
Lmfao
zness Re: Cheating Saga: Breaking Rob!25th-Jul-2012 06:31 pm (UTC)
aww yeah oregano!
warsawed 25th-Jul-2012 06:08 pm (UTC)
Noun 1. saga - a narrative telling the adventures of a hero or a family; originally (12th to 14th centuries) a story of the families that settled Iceland and their descendants but now any prose narrative that resembles such an account

SAGA MAKES NO SENSE YA'LL!!!!!
pamelalillian 25th-Jul-2012 06:12 pm (UTC)
i guess it is referring to twilight saga
warsawed 25th-Jul-2012 06:13 pm (UTC)
a four part book series

WHERE ARE THE OTHER THREE PARTS
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