I wonder how it happened...like the dialog between them. In my MIND I picture it going something like this:
Rupert: Hey, Kristen. Kristen: Hey, Rupert. Rupert:.... Kristen:..... Rupert: You look bored. Kristen: What? Oh no, I'm actually horny right now. Rupert: Oh... Kristen: ..... Rupert:....you sure because you look really bored right now. Kristen: Well, I was trying to act seductive a minute ago. Rupert: Oh...I couldn't tell. Kristen: That's okay. Rupert: .... Kristen: ....so... Rupert: Oh yeah, so you want to screw? Kristen: Well yeah! Can't you tell my excitement? Rupert: ...not really but whatever.
this makes me think back to all of those years when twilight fans were like "twilight is a real love story and better than harry potter will ever be." well, twihards, where's your irl OTP now?! this somehow make me feel validated...
but i'm obviously not talking about liberty and her children because that is terrible, please don't get me wrong.
msamericandreammy favorite robsten tumblr post — 25th-Jul-2012 03:08 pm (UTC)
doyour-worst Did some thinking in the shower...
I realise why I’m so heartbroken over a couple who doesn’t even I know I exist.
It’s because Robsten represented hope for me: a hopeless romantic. {I’ve been single since birth (Lol, 17 years, it ain’t that long actually)} They represented the hope that you could like someone & just wait for that someone who was in a separate relationship.
And I always thought they were like friends who became best friends then they fell in love & somehow found a way to make it work despite all the bullshit.
They represented the hope that maybe, one day, I’ll find a boyfriend who would be willing to do just anything to have me by his side. Someone who would just wait till I figure things out & sort my own feelings out.
I don’t know. Looking back i realise that’s what I feel every time I watch an interview, see a quote, a picture or just anything with Robsten in it.
Now I’m just so confused. Sigh. I’m not gonna make any concrete judgments about the whole hoohah but from I see now on twitter & tumblr, it doesn’t seem very good. This is just the pessimist in me talking.
The optimist says “When you find out this is just a rumour/fake story, you’re gonna be sitting in a corner laughing and crying your eyes out for even believing that fake shit for one second”.
What do I do now?
I need a hug. Since I have no one to hug, I’ll just go hug my pillow. #rk #kristen stewart #robert pattinson #love #sigh #heartbreak #relationship
oh my god what the f.ck kristen didn’t cheat on rob what the f.ck is that shit
and i’m so surprised in the kristen/rk fans that are believing this! us weekly is a shit magazine that only published that story to get attention and more money. they didn’t care that they could potentially ruin a family and careers.
the pictures were ‘supposedly’ taken on july 17th, when the only photos we’ve seen from that day are kristen playing golf with her dad in rob’s t-shirt. and her hair is brown! f.ck, it’s not black anymore and hasn’t been since may. and if there were pics taken of kristen and rupert, does anyone actually believe the tabloids/blogs would wait this long to publish them? wtf.
i hate what this is doing to the fandom. anyone with eyes can see it’s photoshopped.
This best revenge Robert could have is making this a PR game (she obviously is already), because this can turn his career from "That dude from Twilight" to somebody everyone is rooting for. I mean obviously don't drag Liberty or her kids into this, but hire a publicist and go to work. He doesn't really seem like the type to do it, but I would be totally fine with it if he did.
I hope Rob would just go "I'm awesome I don't care" (if they were even together) and continues to promote Cosmopolis like a boss. But it's sad for the wife and the kids.
Rupert: Hey, Kristen.
Kristen: Hey, Rupert.
Rupert:....
Kristen:.....
Rupert: You look bored.
Kristen: What? Oh no, I'm actually horny right now.
Rupert: Oh...
Kristen: .....
Rupert:....you sure because you look really bored right now.
Kristen: Well, I was trying to act seductive a minute ago.
Rupert: Oh...I couldn't tell.
Kristen: That's okay.
Rupert: ....
Kristen: ....so...
Rupert: Oh yeah, so you want to screw?
Kristen: Well yeah! Can't you tell my excitement?
Rupert: ...not really but whatever.
lol I have too much free time a the moment!
Edited at 2012-07-25 03:07 pm (UTC)
where is this from?
That director too, lbr
but i'm obviously not talking about liberty and her children because that is terrible, please don't get me wrong.
YOU FUCK WITH ROBSTEN YOU FUCK WITH THE REST OF US.
WE WILL NOT BOW DOWN TO YOUR FUCKIN’ LIES.
NOW GO FUCK YOURSELVES IF YOU PLEASE.
OR IF YOU WANT TO TAKE IT A STEP FURTHER, GO FUCK THE GARBAGE THAT YOU CALL A MAGAZINE!"
i'm at work and i literally had to crawl under my desk to keep from screaming
Did some thinking in the shower...
I realise why I’m so heartbroken over a couple who doesn’t even I know I exist.
It’s because Robsten represented hope for me: a hopeless romantic. {I’ve been single since birth (Lol, 17 years, it ain’t that long actually)} They represented the hope that you could like someone & just wait for that someone who was in a separate relationship.
And I always thought they were like friends who became best friends then they fell in love & somehow found a way to make it work despite all the bullshit.
They represented the hope that maybe, one day, I’ll find a boyfriend who would be willing to do just anything to have me by his side. Someone who would just wait till I figure things out & sort my own feelings out.
I don’t know. Looking back i realise that’s what I feel every time I watch an interview, see a quote, a picture or just anything with Robsten in it.
Now I’m just so confused. Sigh. I’m not gonna make any concrete judgments about the whole hoohah but from I see now on twitter & tumblr, it doesn’t seem very good.
This is just the pessimist in me talking.
The optimist says “When you find out this is just a rumour/fake story, you’re gonna be sitting in a corner laughing and crying your eyes out for even believing that fake shit for one second”.
What do I do now?
I need a hug. Since I have no one to hug, I’ll just go hug my pillow.
#rk #kristen stewart #robert pattinson #love #sigh #heartbreak #relationship
lmaoooo
and i’m so surprised in the kristen/rk fans that are believing this! us weekly is a shit magazine that only published that story to get attention and more money. they didn’t care that they could potentially ruin a family and careers.
the pictures were ‘supposedly’ taken on july 17th, when the only photos we’ve seen from that day are kristen playing golf with her dad in rob’s t-shirt. and her hair is brown! f.ck, it’s not black anymore and hasn’t been since may. and if there were pics taken of kristen and rupert, does anyone actually believe the tabloids/blogs would wait this long to publish them? wtf.
i hate what this is doing to the fandom. anyone with eyes can see it’s photoshopped.
I could see him drafting statements from his iphone to the magazines and, like, checking their websites for contact info
rob i hope you read this!!!
Edited at 2012-07-25 03:19 pm (UTC)
But it's sad for the wife and the kids.