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8:38 am - 07/25/2012

US Weekly's Proof Of Kristen Stewart Cheating

la_petite_singe 25th-Jul-2012 02:53 pm (UTC)
She’s the individual! She’s atypical! She reads Faulkner and wears ripped clothes and five toe golf shoes!

Kristen Stewart is 22. She’s a Hollywood actress. She grew up in the business. She’s dating her big box office co-star. She cheated on him with a married director and may have just wrecked a home in the process.

I dunno, Twi-Hards, I’m pretty sure that’s not an original story.


chocoiste 25th-Jul-2012 02:55 pm (UTC)
five toe golf shoes?
la_petite_singe 25th-Jul-2012 02:56 pm (UTC)
Those weird flipper-looking shoes with the individual toes? IDK, man, YOU'RE MISSING THE BURN PART
natih 25th-Jul-2012 02:53 pm (UTC)
people feeling bad for Rob lol...he's young and rich, HE'LL LIVE

I feel bad for the two children whose father is a dick
lunarsole 25th-Jul-2012 02:55 pm (UTC)
I mean, I feel bad for Rob too, because being cheated on is never pleasant, but I def feel worse for that idiot's wife + kids.

Edited at 2012-07-25 02:56 pm (UTC)
caroolk3 25th-Jul-2012 02:56 pm (UTC)
M T E

seriously rme @ this pity party for Rob.
shelostcontro1 25th-Jul-2012 02:56 pm (UTC)
.....why not all of them?
soul_amazinn 25th-Jul-2012 02:57 pm (UTC)
Yeah. I feel bad for the kids and his wife.

But it must be humiliating for him to have all this shit in public. I feel bad for anyone who's been cheated on.
somerset 25th-Jul-2012 02:59 pm (UTC)
seriously he's a multi-millionaire 26 year old white guy, he'll survive
almondcroissant 25th-Jul-2012 03:00 pm (UTC)
I feel bad for everybody who's been cheated on.
polyritsimu 25th-Jul-2012 03:26 pm (UTC)
Also lbr, this will definitely help his career in the long run. Obviously it's really awful, but he'll most likely get offered more/better parts as a result.
a_klutz 26th-Jul-2012 02:12 am (UTC)
He'll just have to get over it tbh. He cheated with Kristen too so in any case, he shouldn't exactly be surprised that she would do it to him.
chocoiste 25th-Jul-2012 02:54 pm (UTC)
AHHHHHH I HAD TO FIND A FILE HOW MANY PAGES BEHIND AM I
chocoiste 25th-Jul-2012 02:54 pm (UTC)
JFC 5 PAGES ARE YOU SHITTING ME
fftlaur 25th-Jul-2012 02:56 pm (UTC)
i'm guessing rob doesn't have twitter or anything?
fftlaur 25th-Jul-2012 03:03 pm (UTC)
oop that wasn't supposed to be a reply
octobrrr His wife is a QUEEN.25th-Jul-2012 02:54 pm (UTC)
chocoiste Re: His wife is a QUEEN.25th-Jul-2012 02:55 pm (UTC)
OMG
ladysherlock Re: His wife is a QUEEN.25th-Jul-2012 02:55 pm (UTC)
I kinda love this
octobrrr Re: His wife is a QUEEN.25th-Jul-2012 02:56 pm (UTC)
Me too.
fenchurchly Re: His wife is a QUEEN.25th-Jul-2012 02:56 pm (UTC)
lunarsole Re: His wife is a QUEEN.25th-Jul-2012 02:57 pm (UTC)
dis shade never gets old imo
blessedbell Re: His wife is a QUEEN.25th-Jul-2012 02:57 pm (UTC)
This will always be shaded perfection
soopermodel Re: His wife is a QUEEN.25th-Jul-2012 02:57 pm (UTC)
wtf? she posted this? omg....
blahblahcakes64 Re: His wife is a QUEEN.25th-Jul-2012 02:57 pm (UTC)
This is the most beautiful thing.
amor143x Re: His wife is a QUEEN.25th-Jul-2012 02:57 pm (UTC)
how come that instagram has QT font??
jjro Re: His wife is a QUEEN.25th-Jul-2012 02:57 pm (UTC)
Damn.
tusiaczek87 Re: His wife is a QUEEN.25th-Jul-2012 03:06 pm (UTC)
bow @ her
anne_renee Re: His wife is a QUEEN.25th-Jul-2012 03:12 pm (UTC)
i cant see it :(
invisiblemonkey 25th-Jul-2012 02:54 pm (UTC)
lol@ this being more conclusive evidence than we've ever had for her relationship with Pattinson.
chocoiste 25th-Jul-2012 02:56 pm (UTC)
hahaha
lunarsole 25th-Jul-2012 02:59 pm (UTC)
lol mte
blessedbell 25th-Jul-2012 02:59 pm (UTC)
that's EXACTLY it

years and years of inconclusive evidence and then overnight we're shown them practically fuckin
alexana303 25th-Jul-2012 03:02 pm (UTC)
This
skankattack 25th-Jul-2012 02:55 pm (UTC)
They're both assholes. I feel so bad for Rob and his wife.
ashleyyyy 25th-Jul-2012 02:55 pm (UTC)
This makes me so excited for the horrible awkwardness that will be Breaking Dawn ~2 promo
it_llbeyourname 25th-Jul-2012 02:56 pm (UTC)
oh what i thought all the twilight movies were all over and done with now?
ashleyyyy 25th-Jul-2012 02:59 pm (UTC)
You don't think they'll do promo for the second installment?

At the very least, the premieres!

Edited at 2012-07-25 02:59 pm (UTC)
dumpyfledgling 25th-Jul-2012 03:01 pm (UTC)
I want a breakup & Taylor standing between the two of them the whole time to make things less awkward.
ladysherlock 25th-Jul-2012 02:55 pm (UTC)
I am so fucking glad I didn't have access to tumblr when I was younger. My Colin Farrell/Britney Spears angst would have been a tad embarrassing.
winniechili 25th-Jul-2012 03:00 pm (UTC)
That whole thing was so weird and isn't it when he was really into coke too?
ladysherlock 25th-Jul-2012 03:01 pm (UTC)
Yeah, he went into rehab not too long after as I recall.
it_llbeyourname 25th-Jul-2012 02:55 pm (UTC)
also, i so never bought their romance at all. i'm not a fan of either of them so maybe i don't know what i'm talking about but imo from the start they've been the oddest couple ever. this could well have been a way for their publicists to allow them to break up in the most attention-getting way possible-- this is a publicist's wet dream; people will be talking about all four players for weeks. although, if it was all staged then i am not sure how the director's status as a married man fits into all of it. maybe whoever is managing kristen and rob's fake relationship just chose to allow this to get out and simply didn't give a shit about the aftermath with the director's wife and family etc etc.
chocoiste 25th-Jul-2012 02:57 pm (UTC)
people in the first post were speculating that the wife may have tipped people off because she's pissed and seems to know
it_llbeyourname 25th-Jul-2012 03:01 pm (UTC)
i could definitely imagine that
mors_amor 25th-Jul-2012 02:57 pm (UTC)
Yesterday I saw some scan from a mag that used the word tortured and honestly that's all that always seem to came from that relationship, it seemed like a tortured one.
dumpyfledgling 25th-Jul-2012 03:04 pm (UTC)
So true. I think it could go either way for KStew. It could boost her career b/c it could give her an "edge" that people didn't know she had. (She had the balls to have a rendezvous in public.) OR people can just condemn her & she'll never book a job.

It seems like Rob's being passed off as completely ignorant or innocence so he'll probably be fine. In fact, Hollywood will probably take pity on him.
woollymammoth 25th-Jul-2012 03:17 pm (UTC)
I don't think this was the exist strategy they had planned, though. This makes Kristen look really bad.
mirandagirll 25th-Jul-2012 02:56 pm (UTC)
Awkward
inflixion 25th-Jul-2012 02:56 pm (UTC)
Lol the way this whole thing is written
realityvsdreams 25th-Jul-2012 02:57 pm (UTC)
omg shoot me but I am agreeing with Lainey:
"So on top of all the sh-t they’re saying about her, she also just became such a cliché, and Kristen Stewart was supposed to be the un-cliche."

Her stans touted her as some honest, anti-hollywood, badass role-model. You can't get more cliche and hollywood than cheating on your SO with your director.
fenchurchly 25th-Jul-2012 02:57 pm (UTC)
100%
lunarsole 25th-Jul-2012 02:59 pm (UTC)
IA
chocoiste 25th-Jul-2012 02:59 pm (UTC)
yeah tbh
door 25th-Jul-2012 02:59 pm (UTC)
She's always been cliche. There's more than one cliche in Hollywood and now she's bingoed quite a few of them.
snggdsyreus 25th-Jul-2012 03:49 pm (UTC)
IA
winniechili 25th-Jul-2012 03:00 pm (UTC)
Being the rebellious anti-Hollywood ripped jeans girl is just as cliche.
somerset 25th-Jul-2012 03:01 pm (UTC)
honestly though
it_llbeyourname 25th-Jul-2012 03:04 pm (UTC)
seriously, it's like the rihanna / jay z affair thing, ultimate cliche. although i guess at the time that was supposed to help rihanna's career and i have nooo idea why kristen would have chosen this nobody other than the fact that she thought he was sexy
joaniemaloney 25th-Jul-2012 02:57 pm (UTC)
well, christmas has come early for you guys.
I wasn't even up this morning in time for this.
kvetch_kvetch 25th-Jul-2012 02:57 pm (UTC)
damn something big must be coming out about tom cruise soon, scientology leaking shit ERRWHERE

don't even try and tell me they're not behind this. let me believe
robertsbox_xo 25th-Jul-2012 03:01 pm (UTC)
lol
barilace 25th-Jul-2012 02:58 pm (UTC)
I feel horrible for laughing at other people's pain...but LMFAO. :X
la_petite_singe 25th-Jul-2012 03:01 pm (UTC)
I feel bad for the wife & kids, and definitely Rob, and I'm cringing at all the insane misogyny that will likely come out of this. :P Everything else, however, is lolarious.
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