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7:37 am - 07/22/2012

19 Comedians Confronting Hecklers (NSFW VIDEO)

No one heckles quite like hecklers at a comedy show. You wouldn't hear someone yell their opinions at a solo jazz performer or a ballerina, but when an audience sees a funny person standing on stage with a mic, there's often one or two people who demand to have their voices (usually drunk voices) heard.

The recent Daniel Tosh incident reminds us that the way a comedian responds to a heckler can become an issue outside of the club. There's also a great documentary about hecklers on Netflix that highlights the many ways hecklers can be dealt with, and a wealth of video evidence on YouTube.

Below you'll see 19 examples of how comedians can handle a heckler, including brutal takedowns, full-on breakdowns and some ridiculously witty retorts. From Mitch Hedberg's gentle chat to Bill Hicks' expletive-filled rant, there's more than one way to handle a heckler -- some more effective than others:



Amy Schumer
Schumer shuts her heckler down quickly, plus she makes up for it by not having the woman thrown out. Bonus points for the "Searching For Bobby Fischer" reference.




Russell Brand
Why do hecklers heckle? They usually just want attention. Brand gives his heckler what she wants and hands her the mic. She wishes herself a happy 30th birthday. The crowd does not.


Patton Oswalt
When a heckler decides to speak up during an album recording, the comedian has even more pressure to handle the annoyance in a funny way. This incident at Patton Oswalt's recording for "Werewolves & Lollipops" became one of the album's funniest tracks.




Mitch Hedberg
Hedberg calls up his heckler onstage and has a nice little rapport with him. We miss you, Mitch.



Joe Rogan (NSFW)
This is far from Mitch Hedberg's gentle chat. Rogan berates a young woman who continues to talk to him. If you're a heckler this is just about the worst it can get.



David Cross
Some guy is REALLY upset about Cross selling his book at Barnes & Noble. Cross handles the situation with aplomb.



Zach Galifianakis
Galifianakis keeps it pretty cool, chatting with his heckler. He gets a few harsh jabs in but in the end goes with the old standby: "Shut up!"



T.J. Miler
A heckler asks Miller about his performance in "Get Him To The Greek." Bad move.



Todd Glass
Todd Glass gets SERIOUS while telling a heckler that she doesn't know how to treat people in this high-octane rant.



Laurie Kilmartin
Kilmartin really breaks down what happened to her after a heckler throws bread at her on stage. 



Richard Pryor
Someone yells "Bullshit!" during Pryor's joke. Pryor doesn't miss a beat.



Bill Hicks (NSFW)
"I want you to go find a fucking soul!" is the tamest thing Hicks screams at a female heckler.




Katt Williams
"Nobody paid to hear your stupid ass."



Jamie Kennedy
A heckler finds it really important for Kennedy to know that a waitress should actually be called a "server." "Well, I'd like you to serve your mouth shut," he responds, among other things. 



Bo Burnham
Burnham has no idea why someone would heckle an "18-year-old kid that's following his fucking dreams." 




Greg Fitzsimmons
Fitzsimmons makes fun of his heckler's lack of originality. 



Bill Burr (NSFW)
This is a long one, but it's worth a watch. Burr uses the remaining 11 minutes of his set to seriously rip into the unruly Philadelphia crowd. No sports team is left unscathed -- even Rocky gets hit.



Daniel Tosh 



Louis C.K.
The famous clip from "Louie" where Louis C.K. devastates a heckler (played by the lovely Megan Hilty).





Source
Who do you think is funny? Not talking about these people in particular but just any comedians you may like...

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loganx2 22nd-Jul-2012 11:55 am (UTC)
I have never seen him live but Eddie Izzards "dressed to kill" is the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen. There is just so much goodness in it.
stephaniebrown 22nd-Jul-2012 12:00 pm (UTC)
Eddie Izzard's standup is so fucking funny. i don't care how often i hear it, cake or death will always slay me.
loganx2 22nd-Jul-2012 12:03 pm (UTC)
"cake please". "we're all out of cake". "so my choice is or death? well then Ill have the chicken".
ginger_ann 22nd-Jul-2012 12:16 pm (UTC)
Then you'll like this icon.
iantoj 22nd-Jul-2012 12:18 pm (UTC)
I've been a fan of his stand up for years and finally got to see him live for his Stripped tour. I genuinely thought I was going to die, I have never laughed so hard at anything. The man is a genius.
neversquare 22nd-Jul-2012 12:52 pm (UTC)
yep, my fave ever. i saw him finally a couple of years ago and he was great
vehiclesshockme 22nd-Jul-2012 01:49 pm (UTC)
Dressed To Kill will never not be funny to me. I love Eddie. If you ever have the chance to see him live do it. I saw him a few years ago and there were points where I was in tears laughing. I'd definitely go again.
greyzombies 22nd-Jul-2012 05:51 pm (UTC)
Eddie Izzard is amazing.
phammypak 22nd-Jul-2012 11:57 am (UTC)
Surprised the Michael Richards one isn't on this list.
jasmina12345 22nd-Jul-2012 11:58 am (UTC)
this has nothing to do witht his post but I just had the best fucking sex of my entire life and I wanted to share that with y'all

flaw free post btw
cruel_idol 22nd-Jul-2012 12:01 pm (UTC)
I wouldn't know but congrats on the sex!
loganx2 22nd-Jul-2012 12:05 pm (UTC)
get it! or get it again!
stephaniebrown 22nd-Jul-2012 12:05 pm (UTC)
get it qorl
everlysister 22nd-Jul-2012 12:23 pm (UTC)
details pls.
jasmina12345 22nd-Jul-2012 12:27 pm (UTC)
he hit it every way I could imagine and then some
nuravecunt 22nd-Jul-2012 01:45 pm (UTC)
lol i'd be shouting it over the hills as well boo
invisible_cunt 22nd-Jul-2012 04:22 pm (UTC)
hah congrats bb
i'll hopefully be getting it in about a week
joliebelle 22nd-Jul-2012 04:55 pm (UTC)
Congrats on the sex. Hope he's on your speed dial
feverously My favorite comedians 22nd-Jul-2012 12:03 pm (UTC)
,
Kathy Griffin (though I haven't found her recent standup as funny, ilh)


Katt Williams (Pimp Chronicles is MY SHIT. "IT'S THE ESTEEM OF YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SELF. HOW COULD I FUCK UP HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT YOU, SIMPLE BITCH.)


Aziz Ansari (His Harris stories warm my heart<3)


Russell Peters (His standup about immigrant parents/childhood give me LIFE!!)


Chris Rock (I can watch this time and time again and still find it funny)


George Carlin (TBH I don't even laugh at his standup as much as I nod my head in agreement EVERY TIME.)
jasmina12345 Re: My favorite comedians 22nd-Jul-2012 12:11 pm (UTC)
omg u have perfect taste in comedians

these are all my some of my faves

idk if u like wanda sykes but I think she should be added to this list
feverously Re: My favorite comedians 22nd-Jul-2012 12:41 pm (UTC)
ill definitely check her standup out. always looking for new comediennes to fall in love with.
cherchons Re: My favorite comedians 22nd-Jul-2012 12:35 pm (UTC)
omg I looooove Aziz so much
shadwrayvn Re: My favorite comedians 22nd-Jul-2012 01:19 pm (UTC)
Russell Peters omfg yes! I swear listening to him talk about growing up with immigrant parents/childhood is like reliving my own childhood!
wits Re: My favorite comedians 22nd-Jul-2012 01:51 pm (UTC)
i saw aziz live a few months ago and i was so upset there were no harris stories. he was still fantastic though.
vardoeger Re: My favorite comedians 22nd-Jul-2012 02:38 pm (UTC)
"TBH I don't even laugh at his standup as much as I nod my head in agreement EVERY TIME."
YES. And HELL YES to all the comedians you have here. Have you heard any stuff from Greg Giraldo? He reminds me some of Carlin when he gets on a social topics.

cadaver_andante Re: My favorite comedians 22nd-Jul-2012 03:26 pm (UTC)
russell peters is incredible.
la_petite_singe Re: My favorite comedians 22nd-Jul-2012 03:46 pm (UTC)
Ha, I love Chris Rock. "Well, as you can see, there's a bitch in his way...that he needs to move! Thus the term 'move, bitch, get out the way!'"
invisible_cunt Re: My favorite comedians 22nd-Jul-2012 04:24 pm (UTC)
russell peters hits so many things right on the head
so accurate

pieisgood08 Re: My favorite comedians 22nd-Jul-2012 05:09 pm (UTC)
That is my favorite Aziz bit omfg. HARRIS WATCHES BURN NOTICE
blocaholic Re: My favorite comedians 22nd-Jul-2012 05:21 pm (UTC)
George Carlin is one of my faves too. So much truth in what he says!
pamelalillian Re: My favorite comedians 22nd-Jul-2012 08:32 pm (UTC)
russell <3

overall your list is good
sincetomorrow 22nd-Jul-2012 12:08 pm (UTC)
I was in the audience for that russell brand one, so much second-hand embarrassment. she was a complete asshat.
cruel_idol 22nd-Jul-2012 12:09 pm (UTC)
Yikes...
trumpydoesmagic 22nd-Jul-2012 12:08 pm (UTC)
I kinda spammed my tumblr with Hari Kondabolu yesterday.



It sucks that I didn't know about him until he called out Daniel Tosh and the comedians defending him.
klmnumbers 22nd-Jul-2012 02:20 pm (UTC)
I've enjoyed a lot of the stuff I've seen him do, but he did a joke that is identical to a Tim Minchin joke which weirded me out.
thruruby 22nd-Jul-2012 06:58 pm (UTC)
I didn't find out about him til post-Tosh either! But I love him now. His set on Russell Howard is perf.
trumpydoesmagic 22nd-Jul-2012 07:13 pm (UTC)
After the white chocolate joke, I decided I loved him.
_losthope 22nd-Jul-2012 12:09 pm (UTC)
I was at a standup and there was an older couple that kept talking during the performance - so the comedian finally was just like "hey, SHUTUP. Do you think I'm a fucking hologram? I can hear you." and basically told the dude to shutup or gtfo. Fucking hilarious.
isntdaveone 22nd-Jul-2012 12:09 pm (UTC)
stephaniebrown 22nd-Jul-2012 12:09 pm (UTC)
Dara O'Briain is hilarious imo


and so is Stephen K Amos
myrasis 22nd-Jul-2012 12:13 pm (UTC)
dara is one of my favourites <3
simprov 22nd-Jul-2012 12:25 pm (UTC)
i fucking love dara
givemethepen 22nd-Jul-2012 12:46 pm (UTC)
My dad just randomly bought tickets for us to go and see Dara at the end of August! Should be good :)
givemethepeasx 22nd-Jul-2012 01:04 pm (UTC)
dara is my favorite comedian rn <3 I really need to go and see him!
chantonii 22nd-Jul-2012 01:28 pm (UTC)
Love them both.
judeaslinksta 22nd-Jul-2012 05:30 pm (UTC)
Stephen K Amos!! I'm reading a book right now that takes place in Malawi and I don't know anybody from Malawi (so I am not familiar with what their accent would sound like), so I'm not even joking, in my head, the narrator sounds like Stephen K Amos. I don't know why.

Also, it's amazing how many opportunities I get in a day to say "some of us ride bikes".
wagashi 22nd-Jul-2012 06:10 pm (UTC)
Yes, both of these guys are great
cloudsss 22nd-Jul-2012 09:48 pm (UTC)
flawfree irishman aw yiss <3 he's fucking hilarious
caketime 22nd-Jul-2012 10:45 pm (UTC)
Omg, thanks for the rec. Stephen K Amos is hilariouuus!
isntdaveone 22nd-Jul-2012 12:10 pm (UTC)
isntdaveone 22nd-Jul-2012 12:11 pm (UTC)
putyohandsonme 22nd-Jul-2012 12:53 pm (UTC)
Damn lol
cloudsss 22nd-Jul-2012 09:58 pm (UTC)
fuckin HELL omg
fight4thislove 22nd-Jul-2012 12:12 pm (UTC)
Amy Schumer <3333
isntdaveone 22nd-Jul-2012 12:13 pm (UTC)


feverously 22nd-Jul-2012 12:20 pm (UTC)
I hate her with a passion.
cricketgrl 22nd-Jul-2012 04:54 pm (UTC)
She's so ridiculously racist and I swear that bitch is only Italian by name.
lordfoldemort 22nd-Jul-2012 06:32 pm (UTC)
I fucking hate her. She was horrible on Celeb Apprentice.
jasmina12345 22nd-Jul-2012 12:14 pm (UTC)


fucking love him. RIP he was flawless
trumpydoesmagic 22nd-Jul-2012 12:16 pm (UTC)
I fucking love this one



"Devil bitch tongue kissing a... a jackal in the mouth!"
jasmina12345 22nd-Jul-2012 12:25 pm (UTC)
lmao yesssss gets me every fucking time
lovexemity 22nd-Jul-2012 12:31 pm (UTC)
Hilarious special.
mjfan4lyfe 22nd-Jul-2012 03:13 pm (UTC)
hahaha, this one is so hilarious

lmao everytime

"puppiessss in a cuppp"
xevochic 22nd-Jul-2012 01:03 pm (UTC)
WHAT?! I had no clue that Patrice O'Neal died.

And it was a year ago?! HOLY SHIT omg
littlexlauren 22nd-Jul-2012 03:24 pm (UTC)
Love you for posting this. What a great fucking comic. I was actually gonna post a comment cause I went to a Patrice O'Neal show where he had a heckler and it was fucking fantastic.
cadaver_andante 22nd-Jul-2012 03:27 pm (UTC)
aw, i forgot he passed. he was too funny, i even liked him on those vh1 panel shows like i love the (insert decade here) and shit
fufu_thing 22nd-Jul-2012 04:37 pm (UTC)
He was a hilarious guy but I hope everyone who's saying they love him realize he's probably made more misogynistic/ rape jokes than Tosh ever did (especially if you listen to his appearances on Opie and Anthony).
isntdaveone 22nd-Jul-2012 12:14 pm (UTC)



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