Magic Mike Audition Tape by Jason Biggs

Jason Biggs’ “unreleased Magic Mike audition tape” has surfaced on YouTube. Watch the NSFW video below. Apparently he read for Matthew McConaughey’s role (not really) and performed two of Dallas’ most memorable scenes — the opening “no, no, no, no, no” monologue and the dance tutorial. If you just want to see him strip to Ginuwines "Pony," jump to 2:53. Spoiler: There is a thong involved. 

I know this is a spoof, but L O L. Still sort of embarrassed for him either way