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artemisbones94
12:28 am - 07/11/2012

HBIC Katie Holmes' slick divorce plan keeps you bowing to the queen.


Katie Holmes may have missed her calling. She would have made a nifty secret agent!

The actress started taking action to divorce Tom Cruise via disposable cell phone so as to keep her conversations with her lawyers private (and, it would seem, a secret from her husband), the Los Angeles Times reported Tuesday.
Well, we're not surprised by more news of Holmes' foresight in these matters.
The former Dawson's Creek star had already leased her own Manhattan apartment—where she and daughter Suri are now living—by the time news broke that she had filed for divorce from Cruise after five years.
Her divorce filing was immediately sealed, but Holmes is rumored to have stated that her marriage broke down sometime last year. She also spent part of every month for the last two years in New York, possibly as a precursor to filing for divorce in that state, where residency is required.
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The L.A. Times further reports that Holmes entrusted a friend to obtain the cell phone for her, which she then used to line up legal representation in New York, where she filed the paperwork, and California.
Cruise and Holmes announced yesterday that they had arrived at a mutually agreeable divorce settlement, and while their lawyers are remaining mum on details, it's being widely reported that Suri will live primarily with her mom and dad will be the visiting parent.
Holmes' attorney issued a statement yesterday noting "numerous inaccuracies" in some of the settlement reporting when it came to smaller details (such as whether Holmes wanted her own employees to accompany Suri on visits with Cruise), but no one has denied that the actress has primary custody.


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noneformethanx 11th-Jul-2012 07:32 am (UTC)
She wrote the book on being a BAMF
cuteej4 11th-Jul-2012 07:32 am (UTC)
OP has an awesome icon from a totally underrated movie
musicnextdoor 11th-Jul-2012 07:35 am (UTC)
which is...?
artemisbones94 11th-Jul-2012 07:36 am (UTC)
Pieces of April! Katie Holmes' best movie ever imo.
artemisbones94 11th-Jul-2012 07:37 am (UTC)
Why thank you ^_^
sonadoras456 11th-Jul-2012 07:32 am (UTC)
FUCK WHAT YOU HEARD TOM CRUISE!
londonsquare 11th-Jul-2012 07:33 am (UTC)
This flaw free fucking head bitch in charge. Stanning for her so hard I'm not even going to abbreviate shit.
shanny_w 11th-Jul-2012 07:35 am (UTC)
I hope her next movie is "based on a true story" about a woman escaping her marriage. An "If I Did It" sorta thing.
procedurals 11th-Jul-2012 07:45 am (UTC)
that would be fucking awesome

the husband could be named rob boat
shanny_w 11th-Jul-2012 07:57 am (UTC)
& then she'll win an oscar
fluorescentx 11th-Jul-2012 07:59 am (UTC)
lol yes!
wauwy 11th-Jul-2012 08:03 am (UTC)
rob boat

laid to rest in a solemn funerary ceremony
odetobilliejoe 11th-Jul-2012 01:38 pm (UTC)
dear God, lmao irl.
celtic_thistle 11th-Jul-2012 04:20 pm (UTC)
lololololol Rob Boat

John Yacht
Jim Skiff
mynamehere07 11th-Jul-2012 10:04 am (UTC)
LOL. A big disclaimer at the start: This film in no way, shape or form is based on any true story of anybody's lives. It's a pure 100% fictional tale of a woman who got out of a high profile marriage and cult. But since no one has ever done that ever, it is to be regarded as pure fiction.
demented_21 11th-Jul-2012 01:48 pm (UTC)
lmaoooo this needs to happen.
steff3 11th-Jul-2012 07:35 am (UTC)
Srsly where is the Helena bonham carter gif where she does that same salute/hurray for you thing as the gif OP has posted? Because this is deserved in this post.

Katie deserves it.
supehsunny 11th-Jul-2012 07:35 am (UTC)
you fucking go, katie. i can't even deal with how impressed i am with how on the ball and aggressive she's been about this. work it.
tinymfdancer 11th-Jul-2012 09:10 am (UTC)
Totally - it's like she knew this would be the only way for me to respect her again and did it so well I'm ashamed I ever doubted her.

Also so much love for the Madeline Kahn Clue gif that I cant even.
supehsunny 11th-Jul-2012 09:31 am (UTC)
right? i think all of north america is feeling this. we had just written her off as a lost case and suddenly we're all collectively slow clapping.

BEST MOVIEEEE
isntdaveone 11th-Jul-2012 07:36 am (UTC)
courtney_77 11th-Jul-2012 11:49 am (UTC)
Two flawless women right there. Truth is spoken.
musicnextdoor 11th-Jul-2012 07:36 am (UTC)
therealycats 11th-Jul-2012 07:43 am (UTC)
LMAO
musicnextdoor 11th-Jul-2012 07:48 am (UTC)
It's funny because it's true. *knowing nod*
_xxtom 11th-Jul-2012 08:33 am (UTC)
LOL
stellar_kar 11th-Jul-2012 09:31 am (UTC)
ugh I hate her so much but lol at her not predicting camille's mess of a marriage
desi_kudi728 11th-Jul-2012 03:22 pm (UTC)
omg this bitch lmao
murdered_beauty 11th-Jul-2012 07:36 am (UTC)
hay graverobber haaaaaay
anchors_oceans 11th-Jul-2012 07:58 am (UTC)
seeeriously. UMF. only time i find TZ remotely attractive.

Edited at 2012-07-11 07:58 am (UTC)
so_chic_doll 11th-Jul-2012 07:37 am (UTC)
cuteej4 11th-Jul-2012 07:39 am (UTC)
Oh man...what season is this from...
secura 11th-Jul-2012 07:54 am (UTC)
thx 4 the seizure
malone73 11th-Jul-2012 12:37 pm (UTC)
Brilliant
gimmeachipwich 12th-Jul-2012 05:59 pm (UTC)
loling irl
alfredhitchcock 11th-Jul-2012 07:39 am (UTC)
she made sure to make monthly trips to new york for TWO DAMN YEARS? i can't imagine how long she's been miserable in that relationship
therealycats 11th-Jul-2012 07:43 am (UTC)
Seriously, that part surprised me. But damn, girl knew what she was doing.
wauwy 11th-Jul-2012 07:48 am (UTC)
She saw what happened to Nicole and her kids, and also is a better actress than we gave her credit for.

Some Count of Monte Cristo realness here.
stellar_kar 11th-Jul-2012 09:32 am (UTC)
omg that's it she's like edmond
mingemonster 11th-Jul-2012 12:47 pm (UTC)
Some Count of Monte Cristo realness here.


lool this comparison
teaaet 11th-Jul-2012 02:10 pm (UTC)
seriously she is an IRL emily thorne
ladyofmachinery 11th-Jul-2012 02:34 pm (UTC)
omg @ the Count reference. ILU. You're already one of my favs because of your John Cho stanning but you prove yourself more flawless every day. Bow.
fraubluecher 11th-Jul-2012 11:11 am (UTC)
Really? Right from the start obviously. Have you not seen their awkward as all hell wedding picture.
popartpistol 11th-Jul-2012 11:16 am (UTC)
Srsly, I feel so bad for her. 2 years just waiting and waiting.
hollis1975 11th-Jul-2012 02:26 pm (UTC)
probably since 2008ish. slow realization followed by OMGWTFBBQ and then the horror and sadness leading to the desire to escape and her coming up with the plan and SLOWLY implementing it.
celtic_thistle 11th-Jul-2012 04:25 pm (UTC)
She's been miserable even longer imo. You could see it all over her for years.
kapuki234 11th-Jul-2012 07:39 am (UTC)
she pulled this off so well

planned every last bit of detail
voltaires_vice 11th-Jul-2012 07:41 am (UTC)
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dancehalldays 11th-Jul-2012 09:24 am (UTC)
Awesome use of Moss gif.

voltaires_vice 11th-Jul-2012 09:40 am (UTC)
[fist bumps back]
wearescientists 12th-Jul-2012 06:58 pm (UTC)
oh my god someone at my job looks just like him
redrougerose 11th-Jul-2012 07:41 am (UTC)
Katy is a Punk. Tom all the way.
redrougerose 11th-Jul-2012 07:48 am (UTC)
Bye to everyone's fake stanning.

Katy is nothing but a gold digger who just used him to further her career. She's a grown woman who made some bold choices, only to backtrack later. Katy knew what she was getting into but did so for shady reasons of her own probably.
redrougerose 11th-Jul-2012 08:46 am (UTC)
Katie/Katy should've cared about Suri before she went to Sea Org. Poor child. I feel like Katy planned this from the beginning. Sign the fake marriage, have a child in a horrible/dangerous environment, and then wait til she's 6 or almost of age to integrate more Scientology into her life to freak the hell out and run for the hills. Nice one Kat.
loverelapse 11th-Jul-2012 08:46 am (UTC)
you're repetitive, comment the same bullshit in every marriage impossible post, and for all your trolling can't even get the name "katie" right. next.
go3x 11th-Jul-2012 01:26 pm (UTC)
We got a Scientologist plant here folks!
waffle_party 11th-Jul-2012 02:48 pm (UTC)
omg congrats on all those messages in your inbox bb!!! you must feel SO fulfilled.

in other news, you're a fucking idiot.
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