ONTD

5:15 pm - 06/30/2012

Magic Mike 2: Who would you cast?

Everyone knows that Magic Mike is going to be the biggest, hottest thing of the summer, right? So of course there will be a sequel! Magic Mike plundered TV for many of its strippers, which means the sequel will probably do the same. Here are our TV picks for future Magic Mike strippers!

1- Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki - Supernatural







Chord Overstreet - Glee



Eric Dane - Grey's Anatomy



James Van Der Beek - Don't Trust the B* in Apartment 23

 

Ian Somerhalder and Paul Wesley - Vampire Diaries




Joel McHale - Community



Josh Bowman - Revenge



Michael Weatherly - NCIS



Eion Bailey - Once Upon a Time



Max Greenfield - New Girl



Wilson Bethel - Hart of Dixie

 

Alex O'Loughlin, Scott Caan and Daniel Dae Kim - Hawaii Five-0









Michael Grant Terry - Bones



Stephen Amell -- Arrow




Neil Patrick Harris - How I Met Your Mother




Niall Matter -- Eureka



Shane West - Nikita



Christopher Gorham - Covert Affairs


Aziz Ansari - Parks and Recreation



Ed Westwick -- Gossip Girl



LL Cool J and Chris O'Donnell - NCIS Los Angeles





Matthew Bomer - White Collar

Well yes, he is in the current Magic Mike. But he's so pretty that we figure Matt Bomer should be the continuity that carries us through to the sequel. (Like Spock Prime)





who do you think is missing, ONTD?
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hawaii_bombay 30th-Jun-2012 08:25 pm (UTC)
Too basic.
tw_31988 BITCH HDU.30th-Jun-2012 09:16 pm (UTC)
This is as close to perfection as we can get.

natywentz Re: BITCH HDU.30th-Jun-2012 09:24 pm (UTC)
mte
zephyrkist Re: BITCH HDU.30th-Jun-2012 09:41 pm (UTC)
You know Dean loves getting around looooove itttttt
anakin415 Re: BITCH HDU.30th-Jun-2012 10:15 pm (UTC)
my icon says it all
anniemann101 Re: BITCH HDU.30th-Jun-2012 10:22 pm (UTC)
mte. i'm legit positive everyone came into this post because he was before the cut like i did lbr.
jellibeen Re: BITCH HDU.30th-Jun-2012 10:56 pm (UTC)
this
bestieverhad112 30th-Jun-2012 11:06 pm (UTC)


JUST HIM. :D
lightwillguide 1st-Jul-2012 04:40 am (UTC)
This.

The only two tricks out of this list which might work are LL Cool J and Chris O'Donnell (he hasn't looked like that in a LOOOOOONG time but is still a cutie). Everyone else might work if this is a Lifetime/CW show.

likewowman 30th-Jun-2012 08:26 pm (UTC)
i don't care how attractive any of them are

i don't want to see them in a thong
likewowman 30th-Jun-2012 08:30 pm (UTC)
but: Timothy Olyphant
legenxxdary 30th-Jun-2012 08:35 pm (UTC)
YES omggghgggosjansjxjw182$277 I can picture his sexy smirk as he strips already
wasster 30th-Jun-2012 08:39 pm (UTC)
I second this.
isthisdesire 30th-Jun-2012 09:03 pm (UTC)
D
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les_ypersound THIS.30th-Jun-2012 09:06 pm (UTC)
I WANT THIS.
fadedsouls 30th-Jun-2012 09:57 pm (UTC)
MAKE THIS HAPPEN!!!!!!
kimit 30th-Jun-2012 08:27 pm (UTC)
Noooo why is that picture of Jensen first
andromakhe001 30th-Jun-2012 08:44 pm (UTC)
Why not? While normally I'd be like "Oh no not the shirtless cowboy pic! He was only 19 when that was taken, stop holding it against him!" in this case it's actually perfectly fitting for a post about casting a movie about male strippers. :)

Of course now Jensen's shoulders are even broader and his arms even more developed which can only be a plus. :D
kimit 30th-Jun-2012 08:46 pm (UTC)
Because I get secondhand embarrassment every time I look at those pictures!
adb7 30th-Jun-2012 08:27 pm (UTC)
Folks wanna see Aziz Ansari strip?
love_nicotine 30th-Jun-2012 08:33 pm (UTC)
Right. I had to stop there like wtf, really?
wincest_dean 30th-Jun-2012 08:38 pm (UTC)
only a private session tbh
glamoroustype 30th-Jun-2012 09:01 pm (UTC)
The author realised how white this list was and threw in the first POC on tv they could think of.
chuk_is_dazzled 30th-Jun-2012 10:12 pm (UTC)
lmao yes
tx5mym5 30th-Jun-2012 10:21 pm (UTC)
ikr?
dynamitered 30th-Jun-2012 10:54 pm (UTC)
obviously
chaquitalicia04 1st-Jul-2012 03:58 am (UTC)
He's my boo. I'd watch it.
legenxxdary 30th-Jun-2012 08:27 pm (UTC)
Jesse Williams, Jason Mamoa, Zac Efron
maribarbola 30th-Jun-2012 08:28 pm (UTC)
OMG YES JASON YES.
hilsongirl 30th-Jun-2012 08:30 pm (UTC)
yes to jason momoa

maribarbola 30th-Jun-2012 08:33 pm (UTC)
(Right Click>Save)
Thanks for uploading this because it's certainly lightened up an otherwise incredibly sucky day.
yinker 30th-Jun-2012 09:48 pm (UTC)
idk what it is, but there's something about this pic i dont like. he has so many other sexier ones.
but yes to jason. a film just about him and only him stripping. yes please
anniemann101 30th-Jun-2012 10:28 pm (UTC)
well well well
anolinde 30th-Jun-2012 10:42 pm (UTC)
Maybe if he puts a bag over his head.

Maybe.
queen_norleans 30th-Jun-2012 10:54 pm (UTC)
UNF.
WHO IS THIS MAN?
vehiclesshockme 30th-Jun-2012 08:39 pm (UTC)
God yes to Jason.
devour_theflesh 30th-Jun-2012 08:50 pm (UTC)
yess! Jason Momoa always!
lovebats 30th-Jun-2012 09:29 pm (UTC)
yesss to jesse williams and jason mamoa

jason mamoa or bust
chiihiro 30th-Jun-2012 09:36 pm (UTC)
I don't think my blood pressure could handle Jason Momoa.
glittersecrecy 30th-Jun-2012 09:40 pm (UTC)
Yes Zac yes Jesse.
hateistoodark 30th-Jun-2012 10:02 pm (UTC)
yaas
breaktheice89 30th-Jun-2012 11:19 pm (UTC)
Omg yas to Jason & Jesse.
mandramoddle 1st-Jul-2012 12:06 am (UTC)
Jason has my vote.
bad_situation 1st-Jul-2012 01:53 am (UTC)
Jason Momoa GOOD GOD YES
chantonii 1st-Jul-2012 03:47 am (UTC)
bizbooliz 30th-Jun-2012 08:27 pm (UTC)
omg poor Jensen, you can't use that picture and then use current pictures of everyone else! lol
kimit 30th-Jun-2012 08:40 pm (UTC)
I know!

Here, a more recent one.

likewowman 30th-Jun-2012 08:46 pm (UTC)
why is he looking so accusingly at his abs?
ohmiya_sg 30th-Jun-2012 09:50 pm (UTC)
Seriously! That's just mean. :(
bloolikejazz 30th-Jun-2012 08:28 pm (UTC)
ugh here mostly for the last pic of homer
even fully clothed he still looks better than other guys on the list
canuckgirl33 1st-Jul-2012 05:10 am (UTC)
CRYING at your icon pic. My two faves from Mannstaff! I refuse to watch the Euro finale on Sunday, I just can't
bloolikejazz 1st-Jul-2012 10:49 am (UTC)
girl i know. may i ask given that your username is "canuckgirl33" are you also a fellow vanc fan?
but if nothing else good came from the euros we were reassured schweinski IS and WILL BE no matter the club or the distance. it's all my shallow self wanted from the euros.
rebeljean 30th-Jun-2012 08:28 pm (UTC)
Ryan Gosling
fatbom 30th-Jun-2012 08:28 pm (UTC)
ugly people post
bordellos 30th-Jun-2012 09:23 pm (UTC)
mte.
glittersecrecy 30th-Jun-2012 09:45 pm (UTC)
lol ia
horizongold 30th-Jun-2012 10:03 pm (UTC)
yep
embaves 1st-Jul-2012 03:55 am (UTC)
Ia
zelasor 30th-Jun-2012 08:28 pm (UTC)
Shemar Moore
mynamehere07 30th-Jun-2012 09:16 pm (UTC)
YES!
heartbreakingg 30th-Jun-2012 09:52 pm (UTC)
I would watch it if it were just Shermar Moore. Just him stripping for the entire movie. Fuck a "cast" if you have Shemar Moore stripping. Unf. UUUNF.


Or have it be him bringing MGG into the stripping world. If we're really gonna go all out.
faithlessjuliet 30th-Jun-2012 11:48 pm (UTC)
YES FOREVER
venetianglass 30th-Jun-2012 09:54 pm (UTC)
Please? With cherries on top?
rubberkeyhole 30th-Jun-2012 10:03 pm (UTC)
I've said this before the first one even came out: "there'd better be a sequel with Shemar!!"
sumdisaster yes plz30th-Jun-2012 11:37 pm (UTC)
bad_situation 1st-Jul-2012 01:54 am (UTC)
yes plz
shewas23 30th-Jun-2012 08:29 pm (UTC)
aziz ansari? lol no
tw_31988 30th-Jun-2012 09:17 pm (UTC)
mte. he's funny, but no.
muzicnem 30th-Jun-2012 08:29 pm (UTC)
Yeah I'm thinking "NO" to a vast majority of these.
bestieverhad112 30th-Jun-2012 10:48 pm (UTC)
i agreed with like three. ew, what are people thinking?!

too many horny women, only one ontd. lol!
stoneheart 30th-Jun-2012 08:29 pm (UTC)
so every white guy on TV
sastra_fuss 30th-Jun-2012 08:29 pm (UTC)
lol @

ed westwick
aziz ansari
shane west
joel mchale
james van der beek

they do not have stripper bodies
likewowman 30th-Jun-2012 08:31 pm (UTC)
mchale thinks he does
superhetoric 30th-Jun-2012 08:32 pm (UTC)
have you seen joel mchale half naked? dude is cut
sastra_fuss 30th-Jun-2012 08:40 pm (UTC)
to be a dude stripper you have to have at least one:
1. have a ripped body
2. be pretty/hot
3. know how to dance

he might have a good body, but it's not just like BAM.
pipsdixiechick 30th-Jun-2012 08:39 pm (UTC)
Joel actually has a hot bod.
tw_31988 30th-Jun-2012 09:21 pm (UTC)
i like shane west's pepperoni nipples.

kimberwyn 30th-Jun-2012 09:37 pm (UTC)
mte...
devour_theflesh 30th-Jun-2012 10:14 pm (UTC)
yeah especially aziz??? wtf
ellaellaeheheh 30th-Jun-2012 08:29 pm (UTC)
chuck? are you for real people?
smolderhotter 30th-Jun-2012 09:28 pm (UTC)
Ed isn't Chuck irl tho
ellaellaeheheh 30th-Jun-2012 09:29 pm (UTC)
I think he is so ugly.
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