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1:53 am - 06/30/2012

WUT

‘Ted’ becoming sex symbol for plushies.

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Mila Kunis, who landed on the #3 spot on this year’s Maxim "Hot 100" list, might need to start listening for the padded footsteps of her fuzzy “Ted” costar.

The titular animated teddy bear, voiced by director Seth Macfarlane, is apparently already a favorite of "Plushies" -- a community with a sexual fetish for furry animal costumes.

A pornographic website that caters to Plushies, Clips4Sale.com, contacted Macfarlane in an attempt to use Ted's image as the site's new mascot, gossip site TMZ reported.



The company’s letter reads: "Not since Alf has there been this kind of excitement over a stuffed animal." (Alf?! ALF?! That hideous shit worm, ALF?!)

"We are very serious and would like to engage in talks with you at your earliest convenience."

Macfarlane has yet to reply, according to the report. (he's prob writing an episode about plushies tbh)

The R-rated “Ted” is the story of a boy who wakes up one Christmas morning to find his wish has come true and that his teddy bear can talk. It’s less cute, however, when John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg) is all grown up and in a serious relationship with a beautiful woman (Kunis) -- and is still living with his foul-mouthed, furry friend.


...wut

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Some people never grow out of humping stuffed animals, I see.

Tell me some of the weird fetishes you've ran into in your sexually active adult life, ONTD.



mmmdraco 30th-Jun-2012 06:12 am (UTC)
One of my brother's friends was a teddy bear fucker. So gross to see jizz leaking out of a bear's "anus" when you're just trying to find Monopoly.
papermint 30th-Jun-2012 06:14 am (UTC)
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!? thanks for that visual. I am sorry you had to witness that, yuck forever.
noneformethanx 30th-Jun-2012 06:16 am (UTC)
NONONONONOOOOO NOPE
cickiz 30th-Jun-2012 06:28 am (UTC)
....
shining_starsxx 30th-Jun-2012 06:30 am (UTC)
D:





deceitful 30th-Jun-2012 06:31 am (UTC)
Oh my word
samiringo 30th-Jun-2012 06:37 am (UTC)
this guy who had a crush on me in the 6th grade apparently fake made out with my terk stuffed doll when he was at my house (he was friends with my brother). may have also dry humped it too.
here_for_icons 30th-Jun-2012 06:52 am (UTC)
crying rn
loverelapse 30th-Jun-2012 07:01 am (UTC)
why would you....

stawp.
candycheeks 30th-Jun-2012 07:05 am (UTC)
donttakethebait 30th-Jun-2012 07:06 am (UTC)
omg i cant even
hausofashley Eaux..30th-Jun-2012 07:08 am (UTC)


That's all folks!
amethystcitrine Re: Eaux..30th-Jun-2012 01:48 pm (UTC)
lol this is killing me
nowakingeye Re: Eaux..30th-Jun-2012 03:57 pm (UTC)
ROFL what is this from???
lestat 30th-Jun-2012 07:31 am (UTC)
NO NO NO NO
microminiscrew 30th-Jun-2012 07:37 am (UTC)
The face I just made
hirl why
lovetake_over 30th-Jun-2012 07:48 am (UTC)
i....
thenylonkid 30th-Jun-2012 07:55 am (UTC)
omg i haven't laughed so hard in a long time!
agatharuncible 30th-Jun-2012 07:59 am (UTC)
noooooo
carbons 30th-Jun-2012 08:11 am (UTC)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
chantonii 30th-Jun-2012 08:28 am (UTC)
VOM.
harrypotterlvr3 30th-Jun-2012 08:42 am (UTC)
WHAAAAAT?!?!?
rolt_me 30th-Jun-2012 09:21 am (UTC)
lmao omg
creative_candy 30th-Jun-2012 10:13 am (UTC)
speedychi 30th-Jun-2012 10:37 am (UTC)
Omg
mountainsea 30th-Jun-2012 10:56 am (UTC)
i am fucking SCREAMING lmfaooo
saltireflower 30th-Jun-2012 11:27 am (UTC)
Y'know I really could have lived my whole life without having to visualize this.
lovedhurtlost 30th-Jun-2012 11:31 am (UTC)
LOL what the fuck
kubaba 30th-Jun-2012 12:06 pm (UTC)
this is what i'll see now when i see innocent children with teddy bears, oh fuck
azure_rhymes 30th-Jun-2012 12:14 pm (UTC)
sandstorm 30th-Jun-2012 01:19 pm (UTC)
What bothers me most is that he probably had to cut an anus into it.


Never thought I'd write that sentence.
kamoteatmani 30th-Jun-2012 04:32 pm (UTC)
WHAT
stormer1_1 30th-Jun-2012 05:22 pm (UTC)
LAWL
parisdiorchanel 30th-Jun-2012 06:48 pm (UTC)
OMG
pastelstar 30th-Jun-2012 07:20 pm (UTC)
NO
deathbytamarind 30th-Jun-2012 09:50 pm (UTC)
why
brucelynn 1st-Jul-2012 12:25 am (UTC)
harleenfrances 1st-Jul-2012 10:34 am (UTC)
l m f a o
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