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10:58 pm - 06/22/2012

50 Shades of Grey karaoke - ft. Jimmy Fallon with some herps, derps & crazies from the audience



The hottest book in America is undoubtedly the steamy "50 Shades of Grey" and Jimmy Fallon decided to commemorate this important moment in pop culture by inviting members of his studio audience down to the stage to sing excerpts from the novel.

That's right: "50 Shades of Grey" karaoke.

So if you don't think you'll get around to actually reading the book, but you still want to know what everyone's talking about, just watch the full clip above and you'll get the gist.

Source
Youtube video   I was having trouble embedding the vid at the source so, yeah.


I'm sorry but this shit had me bustin up laughing. God bless Jimmy for recognizing the crazy pasta in these crap books and wishing to spread the mockery and laughs for all us folk worldwide.
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lemmonsugar 23rd-Jun-2012 06:10 am (UTC)
I liked Jimmy a lot until he made that stupid monologue about Kristen Stewart being the highest paid actress and not smiling. Just dumb and insulting. And such an hypocrite tbh since he's always calling her bestie and whatnot when she's on his show.
so_chic_doll 23rd-Jun-2012 06:11 am (UTC)
lol it's called a joke
cuteej4 23rd-Jun-2012 06:14 am (UTC)
Serious stans make the world go round
natywentz 23rd-Jun-2012 06:13 am (UTC)
meh,it was just a joke.
slutzilla 23rd-Jun-2012 06:14 am (UTC)
how was it dumb, it was factual. her attitude is insulting tbh
briknowsbest 23rd-Jun-2012 06:22 am (UTC)
Oh girl, it's a joke.
brucelynn 23rd-Jun-2012 06:25 am (UTC)
...........
so_chic_doll 23rd-Jun-2012 06:25 am (UTC)


cocainerows 23rd-Jun-2012 04:56 pm (UTC)
Craig said she gets paid 34,5 mil for every emotion she can play onscreen. that's way more insulting.
Jimmy's was funny.
so_chic_doll 23rd-Jun-2012 06:12 am (UTC)
swissbeauty23 23rd-Jun-2012 06:17 am (UTC)
lololol








but seriously, the entire series and joke is ready to be cremated
so_chic_doll 23rd-Jun-2012 06:17 am (UTC)
cuteej4 23rd-Jun-2012 06:19 am (UTC)
I almost got into an argument with my dad about this book.

He asked if I read the book to which I said I NEVER would...but he has read it. He basically said I don't know what it's about unless I've read it.

I said I know what it's about, how poor the writing is and how the popularity of the series is depressing.
so_chic_doll 23rd-Jun-2012 06:19 am (UTC)
cuteej4 23rd-Jun-2012 06:20 am (UTC)
It just makes me want to cry that my dad read since I know what goes on in that book.

I mean, my dad is SO much smarter than that and he was given the book from another GUY?


Ugh.
ellie_andrews 23rd-Jun-2012 06:46 am (UTC)
Is he being Charlie Sheen in this gif? Well played, Jimmy.
brucelynn 23rd-Jun-2012 06:30 am (UTC)
Same I got into with my sister as well as a friend of mine about this

Who the fuck needs the book when that mess is all over tumblr and we have dramatic readings?
americnxidiot 23rd-Jun-2012 09:30 am (UTC)
my dad hasn't read it, but he keeps trying to say i only hate it because i'm jealous of the success the book has. no... i hate it because it was stupid when it was twilight fic and its success is baffling to me.
cassyclim8 23rd-Jun-2012 03:15 pm (UTC)
I read it and although I find the email exchanges cute, poor writing had me just scan the latter half of the series.

all christian says to Ana is "what are you doing to me?" By the second book, I almost have make a tally sheet of the phrases they say over and over again.
somefantastic 23rd-Jun-2012 05:18 pm (UTC)
I went on vacation a couple of weeks ago and spent a total of about 24 hours on planes. I saw SO MANY people reading these books. If I hadn't been on the planes I would have wished they all crashed.
brucelynn 23rd-Jun-2012 06:20 am (UTC)
Did the guy really whip the woman's pregnant stomach in this book?

cuteej4 23rd-Jun-2012 06:21 am (UTC)
Yes. Also, she says "I can tell the baby is going to LOVE sex"
brucelynn 23rd-Jun-2012 06:22 am (UTC)
Yeah I knew about that part already , E.L. James is a fucking weirdo
simplychristina 23rd-Jun-2012 06:41 am (UTC)
lol wtf
whosebatman 23rd-Jun-2012 06:43 am (UTC)
Wait what about a pregnant person and what is with the quote, is that really in the book.
shining_starsxx 23rd-Jun-2012 07:29 am (UTC)
D: W.h.a.t
dahliablue 23rd-Jun-2012 09:42 am (UTC)
EW. What??
dancedallnight 23rd-Jun-2012 06:22 am (UTC)
lawd i CANNOT
briknowsbest 23rd-Jun-2012 06:20 am (UTC)
I was JAMMING tbh
so_chic_doll 23rd-Jun-2012 06:21 am (UTC)
briknowsbest 23rd-Jun-2012 06:24 am (UTC)
me + u imo
maplelump 23rd-Jun-2012 07:13 am (UTC)
So was I, that third contestant was werkin' it!!!
treradical 23rd-Jun-2012 06:21 am (UTC)
lmaooooo irl
cityskylines 23rd-Jun-2012 06:21 am (UTC)
i woke up to a text this morning from one of my bffs that said "HE PULLED HER FUCKING TAMPON OUT ARE YOU KIDDING ME HOW IS THIS SEXY AT ALL"

thus far i have been very pleased with my loved ones' reactions to this horrible series
so_chic_doll 23rd-Jun-2012 06:24 am (UTC)
life_after_luv 23rd-Jun-2012 06:29 am (UTC)
WAIT, WHAT? I'm only on chapter one.



I think I just changed my mind about reading further.
lightwillguide 23rd-Jun-2012 06:54 am (UTC)
That video above didn't make you want to stop, bb? The first paragraph ALONE didn't?

Prayer circle for you. I hope you can get through this phase in your reading before too much damage is caused.

<3
jason350 23rd-Jun-2012 07:26 am (UTC)
Stiles >>>
cityskylines 23rd-Jun-2012 07:41 am (UTC)
i read all three

please don't do that to yourself

please
eightball 23rd-Jun-2012 07:56 am (UTC)
omg stiles <3
soramai 23rd-Jun-2012 09:48 am (UTC)
<3 stiles
invisible_cunt 23rd-Jun-2012 05:04 pm (UTC)
haa
yesterday my date and i went to the erotica section of the book store and read excerpts of the juicy stuff to each other. i told him no 50 shades of grey. he said he's heard about the book but doesn't know much. i told him that all i know is that he pulls out her tampon and he legit went "oh fuck no. what?! gross"

he's a keeper
im_a_lewser 23rd-Jun-2012 06:22 am (UTC)
i could not stop laughing during this. the last two guys weren't that bad...poor guy who went first though.

i love how silly jimmy is. my bro, sis-in-law and dad went to a taping of his around last thanksgiving and said it was a lot of fun
life_after_luv 23rd-Jun-2012 06:25 am (UTC)
I am trying to read it, but it reads like a bad fan fic. I just finished chapter one and I can't get over how many repeated mentions of her 'flushing and him cocking his head to one side' are in the first chapter alone.

Is it worth going any further? Chapter One isn't holding my interest so far. I'm not a reader (unless it's fics) but I might make an exception if it gets better.
cuteej4 23rd-Jun-2012 06:27 am (UTC)
Gurl. It IS bad fan fic.

Don't go any further.
briknowsbest 23rd-Jun-2012 06:28 am (UTC)
It probably reads like a bad fanfic because it was one
bohhead 24th-Jun-2012 03:01 am (UTC)
ugh i read like the first 4 pgs n already i was choking on the fumes of mary-sue. it's so overdone and her character has NO CHARACTER. jesus fucking christ i rly hope this isn't the kind of writing that gives ppl life, cuz then it means that their lives are rly rly rly rly rly rly devoid of meaning.
anabanana0714 23rd-Jun-2012 06:26 am (UTC)
Someone posted this in a 50 Shades post yesterday and I literally slid out of my chair from laughter during the whore's drawers song.

I have such a love/hate relationship with these books. On the one hand, they are so awful and their popularity makes me weep for humanity, but at the same time, the parodies and dramatic readings and pop culture commentary about them has brought me such joy and has made me laugh harder than I've ever laughed in my life at anything.
lightwillguide 23rd-Jun-2012 06:36 am (UTC)
.....dramatic readings? Did anyone fantastic do one?
cuteej4 23rd-Jun-2012 06:51 am (UTC)
Gilbert Gottfried

Edited at 2012-06-23 06:54 am (UTC)
anabanana0714 23rd-Jun-2012 06:53 am (UTC)
Ellen DeGeneres, Gilbert Gottfried, the cast of Snow White and the Huntsman are the ones I know of so far, plus that guy on YouTube who tried to read the tampon scene and cracked up laughing in the middle.
jenncho 23rd-Jun-2012 07:12 am (UTC)
She isn't famous but this is kind of fantastic.

solestella 23rd-Jun-2012 07:30 am (UTC)
This is why I can't hate on Twilight (I did when it first came out though). It has brought so much laughter to my life.

Still haven't read 50 Shades though, so I can't really partake in the fun.
eightball 23rd-Jun-2012 06:26 am (UTC)
“His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young.”

....i really just...
brucelynn 23rd-Jun-2012 06:27 am (UTC)
WHAT
lightwillguide 23rd-Jun-2012 06:28 am (UTC)
WHAT?!?!?!??! Are you fucking serious? Thank god you had a Ginger icon to cover up that crap.


treradical 23rd-Jun-2012 06:29 am (UTC)
LMAO
slutzilla 23rd-Jun-2012 06:32 am (UTC)
wait is this sincerely a line from the story
azn_trang 23rd-Jun-2012 06:53 am (UTC)
Nope
eightball 23rd-Jun-2012 06:34 am (UTC)
oh I guess this wasnt in the book oop
jeugd1 23rd-Jun-2012 06:39 am (UTC)
what da fuck
purpleplague 23rd-Jun-2012 07:02 am (UTC)
I MIGHT BE VOMITING IN 5 SECONDS
novelized 23rd-Jun-2012 07:43 am (UTC)
now that is beautiful prose
creative_candy 23rd-Jun-2012 10:06 am (UTC)
oh ffs this book...
bohhead 24th-Jun-2012 03:03 am (UTC)
nemo_de_la_meer 24th-Jun-2012 06:33 pm (UTC)
mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young

What kind of analogy is this?

lightwillguide 23rd-Jun-2012 06:26 am (UTC)
This is really all anybody should have ever done with this book. He's giving it EXACTLY the kind of recognition it deserves.

Well played, Jimmy Fallon. Well played.


#2 was my fav though!
bexclare 23rd-Jun-2012 06:29 am (UTC)
"these are actual words from the book" lawd.

Evrything I need to know about this series I learned from http://50shadesofsuck.tumblr.com I have cried reading that site; when you pull lines and sections out of context it is revoltingly funny
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