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5:50 pm - 06/21/2012

First Look At Kristen Stewart Giving A Handjob In “On The Road”


Kristen Stewart is topless and giving two guys a handjob in a moving vehicle! We don’t know how Jack Kerouac would feel about this if he were still alive, but we can’t envision him saying, “What? Take those amazing celebrity breasts out of that movie this instant!” You know Kerouac would be down. Anyway, that’s all beside the point. Here’s our first look at Kristen Stewart’s boobs!

Did you see that old man in the truck lose control and swerve out of his lane? That’s how we felt when we first saw this. We cannot wait to see this in a better quality clip. We dream of Kristen’s cans in 1080p; when will it be a reality?

NSFW VIDEO HERE
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invisible_cunt 21st-Jun-2012 10:43 pm (UTC)
i didn't know they were doing a film adaptation
and ugh now i guess i wont see it since i don't need her one-note acting
silky_pico 21st-Jun-2012 10:44 pm (UTC)
This clip makes me excited about the fact that I'm never gonna watch this movie.
zminotaur 21st-Jun-2012 10:45 pm (UTC)
boob twin

my iddy biddies
fabouluz 21st-Jun-2012 10:45 pm (UTC)
Ugh yuck
rissaroo 21st-Jun-2012 10:46 pm (UTC)
i only watched for kristen's boobs.
blackkdiamond 21st-Jun-2012 10:49 pm (UTC)
Im really pissed that they are making this into a film, because this means even more 13 year olds who "love" literature will go out and buy it at Urban Outiftters and claim that they love Kerouac even though On the Road is the only work of his that they know.


but I'll see it anyway.
schaaawing 22nd-Jun-2012 04:45 pm (UTC)
ita with everything you said
it makes me so sad and angry
madcowre 21st-Jun-2012 10:51 pm (UTC)
I found the porn advertisement gif on the same page more entertaining tbh.
saray677 21st-Jun-2012 10:55 pm (UTC)
mte they're better actors than her lbr
coquettes 21st-Jun-2012 10:52 pm (UTC)
What an awful clip tbh. The best part was Kristen's boobs.
redhobbit 21st-Jun-2012 10:54 pm (UTC)
Itty bitties....anyway I liked her in Swath, found her to be less annoying than I was lead to believe.
emerald_soul 21st-Jun-2012 11:04 pm (UTC)
I thought that scene was supposed to be sexy? Awkward as fuck tbh.

josh_the_k 21st-Jun-2012 11:05 pm (UTC)
I have to admit that I've been looking forward to seeing her tits. Not bad.
sleepviking 21st-Jun-2012 11:05 pm (UTC)
That was awkward. But I don't think I can judge since the guys sounded so dopey it made the whole thing feel off. This movie looks greasy.
soul_amazinn 21st-Jun-2012 11:07 pm (UTC)
It's sad that i've been looking forward to seeing her boobs.
mickjaggernaut3 21st-Jun-2012 11:19 pm (UTC)
That was...underwhelming.
rolt_me 21st-Jun-2012 11:22 pm (UTC)
Hmm, wonder if they'll pick up on the gay/homoerotic undertones btwn the main two guys or if it'll play out as a love triangle
politic_ennui 22nd-Jun-2012 05:52 am (UTC)
Is this going to be a mainstream film? Then, no.
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