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1:41 pm - 06/19/2012

Adam Carolla is an asshole.



Larry Getlen over at the Post interviewed Adam Carolla today, and, well, he didn't really hold back when it came to his feelings towards women in comedy:

The lesson you learned from a sexual harassment seminar was “Don’t hire chicks.” Do you hate working with women?

No. But they make you hire a certain number of chicks, and they’re always the least funny on the writing staff. The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”

The “are women funny” debate has grown very contentious. You’re not worried about reactions to this?

I don’t care. When you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you’re playing the odds. When it comes to comedy, of course there’s Sarah Silverman, Tina Fey, Kathy Griffin — super-funny chicks. But if you’re playing the odds? No.

If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they’d be off TV. They’re not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we’d know who she was? Honestly.



I mean, I guess I'd ask the inverse question: if Adam Carolla wasn't a white dude, think we'd know who he was? Honestly.

You've gotta wonder what comedy he's watching these days if he really thinks that only the rare woman is funny enough to deign to entertain him. I mean, his go-to examples of unfunny women are Joy Behar and Sherri Shepherd? No one is putting the ladies of The View up on the pedestal of high comedy. Also: how many sitcom writers rooms has he actually been a member of? The Man Show, Crank Yankers, Jimmy Kimmel Live (which has a female co-head writer, by the way), and the three months that Too Late with Adam Carolla was on the air. Those shows are enough experience to allow you to make a blanket statement about all women in all writers rooms ever?

It seems to me that when a majority of critically lauded network sitcoms have female leads and you are a person best known for being friends with Jimmy Kimmel, being on The Celebrity Apprentice and Dancing with the Stars, and hosting a podcast, well, you should shut the fuck up about who's funny and who isn't.


FULL INTERVIEW (HEW CARES RILLY)
source
littlehayzay 19th-Jun-2012 11:30 pm (UTC)
I bet he has black friends, too.
number1sj 19th-Jun-2012 11:33 pm (UTC)
Well...I know he's good friends with David Allen Grier. Other than that, I just don't know, I couldn't tell you.

He's got a lot of Mexican friends, if that makes you feel better.
littlehayzay 19th-Jun-2012 11:35 pm (UTC)
What about Asians, who are his Asian friends?
365reasonswhy 19th-Jun-2012 11:39 pm (UTC)
lol
littlehayzay 19th-Jun-2012 11:42 pm (UTC)
I'm expecting a list, with works cited, ALA-formatting.
minalskare 20th-Jun-2012 12:05 am (UTC)
lol
mynamehere07 20th-Jun-2012 09:47 am (UTC)
OT, but every time I see your icon, it makes me smile.
365reasonswhy 20th-Jun-2012 12:24 am (UTC)
You'll probably only get that if they can paste it from some talking points somewhere.
swissbeauty23 20th-Jun-2012 02:48 am (UTC)
i lol'ed irl
jjj 20th-Jun-2012 08:01 pm (UTC)
lmao
quote_me_once 20th-Jun-2012 07:17 pm (UTC)
lol
tuesdayfternoon 20th-Jun-2012 09:48 pm (UTC)
Yea, ethnic people are like Pokemons that white people collect for their own purpose. Totes proves how great he is.
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