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1:41 pm - 06/19/2012

Adam Carolla is an asshole.



Larry Getlen over at the Post interviewed Adam Carolla today, and, well, he didn't really hold back when it came to his feelings towards women in comedy:

The lesson you learned from a sexual harassment seminar was “Don’t hire chicks.” Do you hate working with women?

No. But they make you hire a certain number of chicks, and they’re always the least funny on the writing staff. The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”

The “are women funny” debate has grown very contentious. You’re not worried about reactions to this?

I don’t care. When you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you’re playing the odds. When it comes to comedy, of course there’s Sarah Silverman, Tina Fey, Kathy Griffin — super-funny chicks. But if you’re playing the odds? No.

If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they’d be off TV. They’re not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we’d know who she was? Honestly.



I mean, I guess I'd ask the inverse question: if Adam Carolla wasn't a white dude, think we'd know who he was? Honestly.

You've gotta wonder what comedy he's watching these days if he really thinks that only the rare woman is funny enough to deign to entertain him. I mean, his go-to examples of unfunny women are Joy Behar and Sherri Shepherd? No one is putting the ladies of The View up on the pedestal of high comedy. Also: how many sitcom writers rooms has he actually been a member of? The Man Show, Crank Yankers, Jimmy Kimmel Live (which has a female co-head writer, by the way), and the three months that Too Late with Adam Carolla was on the air. Those shows are enough experience to allow you to make a blanket statement about all women in all writers rooms ever?

It seems to me that when a majority of critically lauded network sitcoms have female leads and you are a person best known for being friends with Jimmy Kimmel, being on The Celebrity Apprentice and Dancing with the Stars, and hosting a podcast, well, you should shut the fuck up about who's funny and who isn't.


FULL INTERVIEW (HEW CARES RILLY)
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candidcouture ok19th-Jun-2012 10:32 pm (UTC)
you literally reply to each post with the exact same thing. lets forget that anyone who stans for someone as low as AC has no place sitting on the altar of judgement for a second. You are still a unimaginative worthless meatsack who is taking up the oxygen of the good natured and people with taste. you are a waste of space. you are a zit on the ass of ontd and you ooze a yellow disgusting puss that smells distinctly like misogyny, homophobia and white cisgendered male privilege.
number1sj Re: ok19th-Jun-2012 10:40 pm (UTC)
Even better comeback dude.
candidcouture Re: ok19th-Jun-2012 10:44 pm (UTC)
I actually gave you the chance to say something outside your normal vocabulary of a twelve year old ashton kutcher and this is how you repay me? smh

*tyra screaming gif*
number1sj Re: ok19th-Jun-2012 10:48 pm (UTC)
Gee sir, thanks for the opportunity! You're swell. Next time, I'll put more effort towards the bounty of goodness you offer!
candidcouture Re: ok19th-Jun-2012 10:56 pm (UTC)
there you go. now kiss my rings you sloppy cunt
number1sj Re: ok19th-Jun-2012 10:59 pm (UTC)
Misogynist! Misogynist!

He called me a dirty word for a beautiful lady part!

Hypocrite. SMH.
candidcouture Re: ok19th-Jun-2012 11:13 pm (UTC)
for someone who is obsessed with a comedian you sure cant take a joke :(

number1sj Re: ok19th-Jun-2012 11:26 pm (UTC)
Let me ask you something....

Why in the world are you attacking me? I simply posted the guy's resume for a more well rounded understanding of the man.

What's wrong with you that you would do that? You must have so much rage inside. I feel sorry for you.
candidcouture Re: ok20th-Jun-2012 01:15 am (UTC)
Nothing is wrong with me, dear. I just loathe white noise posters. you are what is wrong with ontd. you literally filled this post with copypasta to justify... nothing. you add nothing of value to this post. If you are going to stan for some lowlife you at least need to have some comedic value. (example: nerdfresh)

If you are reading my comments as rageful and an attack I'm sorry that you feel like a victim, but the real victims are the ones you have to waste time scrolling past your nonsense. I am advocating for them. I am the hero ontd deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So, you'll hunt me, because I can take it. Because I'm not your hero. I'm a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight.
soavantgarde Re: ok20th-Jun-2012 06:51 pm (UTC)
burntbanana Re: ok21st-Jun-2012 01:16 am (UTC)
lmao A+++
sapitacherry 21st-Jun-2012 12:22 pm (UTC)
bb you're beautiful
gigglyvapidslut Re: ok21st-Jun-2012 02:43 pm (UTC)
oh my, what a sexy comment <3
bexclare Re: ok22nd-Jun-2012 07:00 am (UTC)
I wish we could favorite comments
skunk Re: ok19th-Jun-2012 11:19 pm (UTC)
this comment is beautiful.
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