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1:41 pm - 06/19/2012

Adam Carolla is an asshole.



Larry Getlen over at the Post interviewed Adam Carolla today, and, well, he didn't really hold back when it came to his feelings towards women in comedy:

The lesson you learned from a sexual harassment seminar was “Don’t hire chicks.” Do you hate working with women?

No. But they make you hire a certain number of chicks, and they’re always the least funny on the writing staff. The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”

The “are women funny” debate has grown very contentious. You’re not worried about reactions to this?

I don’t care. When you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you’re playing the odds. When it comes to comedy, of course there’s Sarah Silverman, Tina Fey, Kathy Griffin — super-funny chicks. But if you’re playing the odds? No.

If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they’d be off TV. They’re not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we’d know who she was? Honestly.


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FULL INTERVIEW (HEW CARES RILLY)
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erin_chupacabra 19th-Jun-2012 08:53 pm (UTC)
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kampfbaby 19th-Jun-2012 09:53 pm (UTC)
omg i am OBSESSED with TJ in this series. SO PERF.
autophanous 19th-Jun-2012 10:24 pm (UTC)
what series is it?
erin_chupacabra 19th-Jun-2012 11:11 pm (UTC)
ikr! No one lounges around with quite as much style as Thomas.
itsafunny_thing 20th-Jun-2012 02:00 am (UTC)
omg, clone high!! :3
whutness 20th-Jun-2012 02:22 am (UTC)
YES
Me too
vamatelf 19th-Jun-2012 10:31 pm (UTC)
What is this from? I love period pieces.
minalskare 20th-Jun-2012 12:14 am (UTC)
a+ gif usage
pettyscenes 20th-Jun-2012 07:28 pm (UTC)
I just realized he's Stannis.
lazmy 19th-Jun-2012 08:53 pm (UTC)
who dis
ifuseekamy 19th-Jun-2012 08:53 pm (UTC)
I've always found women funnier than men, everyone has a different preference but het men generally seem to think their taste is superior to everyone else. He really needs to just shut his unfunny ass up.
mickeymouse 19th-Jun-2012 08:54 pm (UTC)
literally nobody cares about him
jessepinkman 19th-Jun-2012 10:35 pm (UTC)
L O L
23want 19th-Jun-2012 08:54 pm (UTC)
I'm so embarrassed that I was totally in love with him as kid.

I would listen to Loveline practically every night. But that radio show was pretty funny, at least in the mid to late 90s. WAIT, WHAT AM I SAYING?!
xkyrie_eleisonx 19th-Jun-2012 08:58 pm (UTC)
He wasn't as conservative and angry back then. Getting rich ruined him.
miss_gulch 19th-Jun-2012 09:09 pm (UTC)
It was really a really good show.
miss_gulch 19th-Jun-2012 09:19 pm (UTC)
idek what i just wrote here
bluntbitchqueen 19th-Jun-2012 08:54 pm (UTC)
im sry who.
number1sj 19th-Jun-2012 09:29 pm (UTC)
He's got the #1 podcast in the country, holds the Guinness Book of World Records for the most downloaded podcast ever, consistently sells out huge (1000+) theaters doing stand up all over the US, wrote, produced, directed and starred in 'The Hammer' which was rated in the top 25% on Rotten Tomatoes.

He's the author of two NYT best sellers and the coauthor, with Dr Drew, of a teen self help book. He also wrote an illustrated book about the similarities between the rich and poor.

He was the co-host of Loveline for 20 years with Dr Drew. For three years he hosted a nationally syndicated radio talk show on his own. He owns a successful production company called Jackhole and an restaurant in LA. He's had or been a part of (writing, acting, producing, directing) nine successful tv shows and has sold but not produced several others.

He came from a very poor, broken home with absent parents, was a ditch digger, carpet cleaner, boxing instructor and construction worker before he pulled himself up by his bootstraps and made himself a millionaire. He now employs over 35 people with his podcast alone.

Carolla and Pinsky received a Sexual Health In Entertainment (SHINE) Award from the The Media Project in 2000 for "incorporating accurate and honest portrayals of sexuality" in the talk show category for Loveline. He also hosts fundraisers and has volunteered his talents for charities from his kid's school to the Feast of San Gennaro.

He's been married for 12 years and has twins 6 year olds.

One might not agree with every opinion he has, but there's not doubt about his talent and brilliance.

Since you don't know him, check him out before you form an opinion. adamcarolla.com. You don't seem the type to blindly follow others without first finding out for yourself.

bluntbitchqueen 19th-Jun-2012 10:09 pm (UTC)
oh.
mirandagirll 19th-Jun-2012 08:55 pm (UTC)
I'm surprisingly not offended.
pumpkin_bread 19th-Jun-2012 10:07 pm (UTC)
this comment plus your icon. a perfect marriage.
hearthecity 19th-Jun-2012 08:55 pm (UTC)
He's never funny tho
klauses 19th-Jun-2012 08:55 pm (UTC)
If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”

leslienope 19th-Jun-2012 08:57 pm (UTC)
same
talksleazy 21st-Jun-2012 03:11 pm (UTC)
what a great fucking dad.
imnotasquirrel 19th-Jun-2012 08:55 pm (UTC)
ugh what a fucking douchecanoe

"they're not funny enough for dudes"

if adam carolla is funny enough for dudes, then my dead dog is funny enough for dudes lbr
yououghtaknow 19th-Jun-2012 08:56 pm (UTC)
W/e Adam I find women comedians funnier because I can identify with them and what they are talking about and the struggles they are making fun off. You can take ur "opinion" and shove it.
nocturnelles 19th-Jun-2012 08:56 pm (UTC)
CHICKS CHICKS CHICKS

UGH, why can't he just say women, wtf.
klunker 19th-Jun-2012 08:56 pm (UTC)
I hear this sentiment so much. I am not even really into comedy/comedians, but when it comes to naming the ones I really like it would be 50/50. There are just much more unfunny men who call themselves comedians (at least here in Germany).
soavantgarde 19th-Jun-2012 08:56 pm (UTC)
bc the man show was the pinnacle of hilarity



nhf unfunny misogynistic assholes
love_allure 19th-Jun-2012 08:57 pm (UTC)
he has based his whole career on being a tremendous asshole. just looking at his smarmy face makes me wanna hurl.
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