ONTD

1:17 am - 06/19/2012

LeeAnn Rimes Gives Eddie a Creepy Ass Birthday Cake


As self-proclaimed 'bonus mom' to Eddie Cibrian's two sons from his marriage to Brandi Glanville, LeAnn Rimes is forever asserting that she takes her duties seriously.

But while her parenting skills are not in question, the 29-year-old's idea of good taste certainly is.

This weekend, for Eddie's 39th birthday, she presented her husband with a 'fun cake' which featured frosting replicas of the couple in bed together.

Dubiously bawdy in itself, the red velvet confection wouldn't have been quite so awful if it hadn't featured likenesses of her two step-sons, Mason, nine, and five-year-old Jake, seemingly standing at the foot of their bed.

LeAnn proudly tweeted a picture of the cake and wrote: 'Eddie's favorite things birthday cake!'

Perhaps this is the case, but it never needed to be rendered in icing sugar then shared with the world... Mason's figure even appears to be giggling.

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itakebacksunday 19th-Jun-2012 06:38 am (UTC)
how annoying.
lovexemity 19th-Jun-2012 06:38 am (UTC)
Is this bish on drugs?
forevergold217 Screw you Leann19th-Jun-2012 06:39 am (UTC)
wauwy Re: Screw you Leann19th-Jun-2012 09:03 am (UTC)
I wish he had been successful :(

Fuck W's cat-like reflexes
grammaire Re: Screw you Leann19th-Jun-2012 12:26 pm (UTC)
Say what you will about GWB, these were some great shoe dodging skills.
muzicnem Re: Screw you Leann20th-Jun-2012 10:39 pm (UTC)
IKR

He's quick as shit.
hetairai Re: Screw you Leann19th-Jun-2012 01:08 pm (UTC)
I still can't believe his security allowed the guy to get off a second shoe.
mcwicca Re: Screw you Leann19th-Jun-2012 02:12 pm (UTC)
I will never not be impressed by his ninja reflexes tbh. I think this was the top moment of his presidency.
kstew Re: Screw you Leann19th-Jun-2012 04:00 pm (UTC)
ngl he has excellent reflexes. very ninja like tbh.

too bad that is the only thing he's good at.
midsummerain Re: Screw you Leann21st-Jun-2012 03:11 pm (UTC)
I never noticed his trolling face afterward.
ch33rylips 19th-Jun-2012 06:39 am (UTC)
Their divorce will be hilarious.
noneformethanx 19th-Jun-2012 06:41 am (UTC)
I'll be waitin with popcorn
miss_gulch 19th-Jun-2012 06:41 am (UTC)
I can't wait.
bostongirl2003 19th-Jun-2012 06:42 am (UTC)
I think it will only end if Eddie really wants it to. I see her hanging on to the bitter end, even when he starts cheating.
distant_lines 19th-Jun-2012 03:43 pm (UTC)
She'll probably say they want an open marriage, and she's totally okay with it.
speedychi 19th-Jun-2012 03:57 pm (UTC)
yup
frenchverbs 19th-Jun-2012 06:23 pm (UTC)
ita.
tigermilk 19th-Jun-2012 06:42 am (UTC)
Espesh because she has that dainty and feminine "the only one that matters" quote tattoo.
drunkagron 19th-Jun-2012 06:44 am (UTC)
I forgot they got married. I can't wait for the divorce.
xdecadentx 19th-Jun-2012 08:40 am (UTC)
I'm surprised they've stayed married this long tbh.
mari_lyn00 19th-Jun-2012 09:04 am (UTC)
she will cling to this marriage until her dead cold hands can't hold on any longer. the day they divorce will be because he *really* wants to get away. he seems comfortable so far though.
wauwy 19th-Jun-2012 09:04 am (UTC)
Rubbing my hands together in anticipatory glee
speedychi 19th-Jun-2012 02:33 pm (UTC)
i doubt shell leave him, but i just want lots and lots of evidence of him cheating with lots and lots of women
chantonii 19th-Jun-2012 03:26 pm (UTC)
MTE, it'll be great. Hope I'll be on time for the ONTD post cos I never am.
muzicnem 20th-Jun-2012 10:41 pm (UTC)
God, I can't wait. I'll be savoring every morsel of it.
magwildwood 19th-Jun-2012 06:40 am (UTC)
what a weirdo
_storysofar 19th-Jun-2012 06:40 am (UTC)
This bitch never stops
subterranean_ca 19th-Jun-2012 06:41 am (UTC)
I just really hate her stance. You HAVE to bend your knees if you want any sort of power behind your swing. Fuck.
tiddlywinks103 19th-Jun-2012 07:07 am (UTC)
But then how else will you suggestively stick you ass out to the paparazzi?
subterranean_ca 19th-Jun-2012 08:00 am (UTC)
Good point.
drunkagron 19th-Jun-2012 06:43 am (UTC)
I loved LeAnn Rimes eons ago. Now I'm just like, "Fuck off."
beating_heartss 19th-Jun-2012 06:43 am (UTC)
She is so desperate, what the fuck happened to her?
noneformethanx 19th-Jun-2012 06:44 am (UTC)
The diq made her crazy
felixdemarco 19th-Jun-2012 06:43 am (UTC)
tigermilk 19th-Jun-2012 06:44 am (UTC)
No no no no no no no.
drunkagron 19th-Jun-2012 06:45 am (UTC)
Nightmares tonight
noneformethanx 19th-Jun-2012 06:45 am (UTC)
tigermilk 19th-Jun-2012 06:45 am (UTC)
omg no no no no no no no no strikes back D:
felixdemarco 19th-Jun-2012 06:46 am (UTC)
SERIOUSLY
dottiehinkle 19th-Jun-2012 06:47 am (UTC)
You will not do falcor like that bitch.
tiddlywinks103 19th-Jun-2012 07:08 am (UTC)
I had to literally leave my computer screen fora few minutes so I could fall on the floor in mirth, at this astute pic comparison. I still have tears in my eyes, tbh...
ladywilde80 19th-Jun-2012 06:59 am (UTC)
I don't even want to know what her sex face looks like...
whosebatman 19th-Jun-2012 07:19 am (UTC)
D:
speedychi 19th-Jun-2012 04:23 pm (UTC)
i wonder if eddie ever looks at dat face and just sighs and shakes his head and wonders "wtf have i done?"
violue 19th-Jun-2012 06:44 am (UTC)
omg that really is creepy
oceanhue 19th-Jun-2012 06:45 am (UTC)
Am I high RN? Who gives a kid a cake like that?
felixdemarco 19th-Jun-2012 06:46 am (UTC)
It was a cake for Eddie, her beloved husband.
tigermilk 19th-Jun-2012 06:48 am (UTC)
She's a cool mom.
chantonii 19th-Jun-2012 03:27 pm (UTC)
*Bonus mom.
_xxtom 19th-Jun-2012 06:45 am (UTC)
worst. couple. ever
angela_stjoan 19th-Jun-2012 07:06 am (UTC)
I love how even Benecio looks like he's side eyeing the fuq outta this couple.
_xxtom 19th-Jun-2012 10:00 am (UTC)
he totally is
oceanhue 19th-Jun-2012 06:46 am (UTC)
Oh wait. It's for the husband? This is even worse tbh
noneformethanx 19th-Jun-2012 06:47 am (UTC)
It's for Eddie :/
felixdemarco 19th-Jun-2012 06:49 am (UTC)
pennyroyaltea 19th-Jun-2012 06:49 am (UTC)
her body is very strange. maybe it's just her implants? idk
noneformethanx 19th-Jun-2012 06:51 am (UTC)
She doesn't have enough body fat to support the implants
myblackass 19th-Jun-2012 04:02 pm (UTC)
It looks like she chose "high profile" implants which are made for women with narrow ribcages.

The implant is smaller at the base but projects much more than a regular wider implant.

Lots of women who aren't narrow framed want them anyway because they stick out more but, as you can see, if you have a wide chest the skinny implant just looks like shit.
tigermilk 19th-Jun-2012 06:50 am (UTC)
Holy fuck I'm going to bed D:
_storysofar 19th-Jun-2012 06:51 am (UTC)
She would look so much better with some weight on her
drunkagron 19th-Jun-2012 06:52 am (UTC)
This is as bad as when Nicole Richie was scary skinny.
oceanhue 19th-Jun-2012 06:53 am (UTC)
Ugh. Gross. She needs to pack on some lbs
fight4thislove 19th-Jun-2012 06:57 am (UTC)
She is serving 3am Waffle House Pancake titties.
wanderlust_zzz 19th-Jun-2012 06:58 am (UTC)
She kind of reminds me of a chihuahua here.
ritzyroxie 19th-Jun-2012 06:58 am (UTC)
saltireflower 19th-Jun-2012 07:11 am (UTC)
I don't even know where to start.
vivisexion 19th-Jun-2012 08:17 am (UTC)
oh
my
god
l0ve_bomb 19th-Jun-2012 12:51 pm (UTC)
WOW
chantonii 19th-Jun-2012 03:29 pm (UTC)
Those fucking titties always make me laugh.
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