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3:36 pm - 06/16/2012

The Choice Wk 2: Joe Jonas is not here for Virgins.

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For those that missed the series premiere of The Choice, here is how the show works:

The first round women stand on stage and they have to sell themselves, simply using their voice and what they can say in thirty seconds, then the men press their buttons and turn their chairs around if they want a date with the woman speaking.

By round two, each celebrity has three girls on their team. Then they have mini dates with each girl. The contestants and celebrities go back and forth asking one another questions. Then one girl is eliminated from each team.

The final round each woman must answer one question from their celebrity and then the celebrity picks which woman they want to date.



In round one, there weren’t as many standout girls as last week. Most seemed really nervous and just rambled. Some just seemed like they were trying too hard and came off like they never had human interaction. But there were a few girls that really stood out and that’s because they made all the other women look like refined ladies.

First up for the most hot mess girl of the night was Lindsey. Lindsey went on a rant about how she loved alcohol. If she could marry alcohol, date alcohol and become alcohol’s bff, she would. Of course, no one likes a sloppy drunk, and she seemed really sloppy drunk, so none of the guys picked her. The host, Cat Deeley basically had to hold her up and then tell her not to fall as she stumbled off the stage.

The second contender for the biggest hot mess of the night is Becky. Becky came off normal at first, but when Parker Young was the last celebrity left and had to pick between two girls, Becky and Tina, Becky secured her spot by making a catty move and commenting about Tina’s age. Then the rest of the show she continued her bad attitude by telling Parker to shut up and giving the audience mean glares. (Becky seemed like she would boil is bunnies - OP)

I can’t decide which round is more pointless, the second or third round, but I’m going to vote the second round. This round went so fast that you don’t really learn anything about the celebrities or the contestants. The round is so useless that the celebrities had to rely on trivial things to pick which girl to eliminate. By the third round, each celebrity only had two women to choose from and here were the results.

Michael Catherwood’s final two ladies were Keyonna and Megan. He asked them: “What was the best advice they ever received about their love lives and who gave it to them?”
Megan said her mom told her to pick someone that loved her and have fun. Keyonna said her dad told her to go for what she wants and not let anyone hold her back. Michael picked Keyonna and gave the infamous line “the darker the berry, the sweeter the juice” before picking African American contestant Keyonna.

Seth Wescott’s final two women were Morgan and Blaire. He asked them: “What is something you should have won a gold medal for?”
Morgan basically said for being a nice person and rocker Blaire said for being well-rounded. Both answers were so boring, but Seth picked Blaire for his date.

Parker Young’s finally two women were bad attitude Becky and Las Vegas girl Shannon. Parker asked them “What was the biggest risk they had ever taken?”
Shannon said making the choice to move to Vegas and live life to the fullest. Becky said leaving her twin and trying to live life on her own. Parker picked Shannon, but not before Becky made more annoying comments.

Joe Jonas finally two girls were virgin Latika, who just by using the V-word made her pretty much not going to win a date. Joe’s done the virgin thing and not going back. His other contestant was Kimberly. He asked them: “What’s the most important thing you made a commitment to and why did you make it?” Latika said stay a virgin and Kimberly said taking care of her brother. Joe Jonas( shocker!) picked Kimberly.

After two weeks of The Choice dating show 2012, it’s clear the best thing about this show is watching for the trainwreck contestants. So what was your favorite cringe worthy moment on tonight’s episode of The Choice dating show 2012?



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 I was cringing so hard this episode - Crazy becky, the virgin and drunk Lindsey saved it. It was so obvious as soon as Parker Young turned around for the black girl he regretted it. I'm still living for virgin girl, she totally thought it would win her a date with Joe Jonas.  I hate that we didn't see a proper recap of the previous episode's date. 
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logan_lerman 16th-Jun-2012 02:55 pm (UTC)
this show seems like a mess
fruitchews 16th-Jun-2012 02:55 pm (UTC)
What an awful premise for a show.
lovedforaday 16th-Jun-2012 02:58 pm (UTC)
i couldn't get over that girl going on and on about being a virgin.
treebraids 16th-Jun-2012 03:02 pm (UTC)
I love that she couldn't take a hint after the first round of questions.
nicholasdee 16th-Jun-2012 02:58 pm (UTC)
why is virgin capitalized
treebraids 16th-Jun-2012 03:01 pm (UTC)
where? can't see it.
nicholasdee 16th-Jun-2012 03:17 pm (UTC)
In the title.

I understand if you are going to capitalized all words in a title, but the OP didn't, just Joe Jonas and Virgins
luvthatdrtywata 16th-Jun-2012 03:18 pm (UTC)
hm, maybe she's really a big whore and she actually just meant she likes to fly a lot and is dedicated to only using sir richard branson's airline. she's a "Virgin."
rainbowren 16th-Jun-2012 03:01 pm (UTC)
Women 'selling' themselves so that they can win a date with a male celebrity? Seriously? This show sounds like a damn mess, and an opportunity for douche celebrities to get laid.
nt4michelangelo 16th-Jun-2012 03:03 pm (UTC)
celebrities
treebraids 16th-Jun-2012 03:03 pm (UTC)
they also have an episode where men are selling themslves to female celebs. I don't think it would make it that far because it is flopping.
rainbowren 16th-Jun-2012 03:15 pm (UTC)
Just checked the ratings, yeah this mess will definitely be cancelled after the first season . Embarrassed for everyone involved tbh.
robinsparkle 17th-Jun-2012 01:33 am (UTC)
Yeah but doesn't the guy choose at the end regardless?
nt4michelangelo 16th-Jun-2012 03:02 pm (UTC)
that looks like a clothed promo shot for gay porn
premor 16th-Jun-2012 03:03 pm (UTC)
so basically a show for celebs trying to fight off the gay rumors
treebraids 16th-Jun-2012 03:05 pm (UTC)
yasss!
woollymammoth 16th-Jun-2012 03:06 pm (UTC)
MFTE
joliefoliepolie 16th-Jun-2012 03:10 pm (UTC)
That was my first thought when I saw this picture
ppeak 17th-Jun-2012 08:29 pm (UTC)
Exactly.

I was like, "are they serious? Those girls are going to be so disappointed."
dumpyfledgling 16th-Jun-2012 03:03 pm (UTC)
OP, just keep making summary posts. There's no way in hell I'd watch but your summaries & descriptions of the girls are hilarious.
treebraids 16th-Jun-2012 03:04 pm (UTC)
I didn't write the summary, I got it from some celeb blog.
stephaniebrown 16th-Jun-2012 03:04 pm (UTC)
this sounds like an awful, cringeworthy mess of a show.
shannenb 16th-Jun-2012 03:07 pm (UTC)
I realize about 30 seconds in that Becky was insane. She had crazy eyes. As soon as she came on I thought, this girl is someone who would key your car if you dumped her. Hope Parker and Shannon got guards to walk them out to their cars that night!!

Good for Joe for picking the most normal, non skanky (acting anyway) girl. He was pretty gentlemanly about it--all the other guys made their dates stand next to their chairs, but Joe was the only one who offered his chair to his date, which I thought was nice.

Michael came off as extra desperate. Not surprising when you consider he pretty much only got girls when nobody else turned around.

Edited at 2012-06-16 03:08 pm (UTC)
squishinator 16th-Jun-2012 04:10 pm (UTC)
Michael was pathetic but he came off as a total douche. Every answer was like I PICKED YOU BC YOU SOUND EASY!!! or WE HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON THATS WHY I TURNED AROUND!!!


I knew Joe would pick that girl from the start. She gave me Camilla Bell vibes so i figured she was his type.
pretencioso 16th-Jun-2012 03:07 pm (UTC)
this show is offensive, sexist, and all together stupid.
morgan90 16th-Jun-2012 03:07 pm (UTC)
There is some serious gayface going on in that picture.
xcollsangelx 16th-Jun-2012 03:09 pm (UTC)
This show sounds gross.

false_hate 16th-Jun-2012 03:09 pm (UTC)
Yikes, this sounds disgusting. Joe's team should have aimed hire, even for him.
suburb_fabulous 16th-Jun-2012 03:15 pm (UTC)
Somehow I feel like Joe is a virgin.
squishinator 16th-Jun-2012 04:15 pm (UTC)
lol girl, what? no.
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