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1:35 am - 06/16/2012

Lainey Blind Items Revealed and other gossip dished at her Smut Soiree

The blogger Lainey Gossip usually has an annual event where fans, other bloggers/journalists in the business meet. Blind items are revealed, gossip stories are shared.




Dimples is Chace Crawford (from the Sacred Straight Blind)
Original Blind Item
Both are acclaimed actors. One’s an actor you find super cute. He’s popular and adorable, like dimples and old fashioned dresses. The other’s an actor I find super gross. And dramatic. And full of his own sh-t. He fronts like he’s dark. He’s difficult. The work is often beneath him. The work is often taken away from him because the attitude that it is beneath him is so often intolerable. The two had a torrid affair. Which is nothing unusual, of course not. Except that dimples broke up with drama and drama practically had a psychotic break. There was a month-long spiral. A couple of times he came close to really hurting himself. He also threatened to expose them both, though no one is taking that seriously. As a result, his heartbreaker is trying, ignorantly, to go back to the other side of his bisexuality.


Scarlett Johansson is the Bitch in the Ladies room blind
Original Blind Item
She’s the girl who isn’t friendly with the other girls when they go out with the guys. In a large group, she rarely speaks to females. Instead, she focuses all of her attention on the men – attempts to impress them by spewing out facts she’s read in the newspaper, verbatim, without much analysis, as they try to look at her breasts. During her last relationship, whenever she was in a multi-couple situation, she’d make no attempt to engage the other women. Rather, she’d spend most of her time flirting with the boyfriends and husbands, careful not to cross the line, but not exactly hiding the fact that her preferred company is male.

But she’s not only not a girls’ girl, she’s also That Girl. The kind of girl who only knows how to put other girls down. She was in the ladies’ room recently at a private event, a private no-fans non-civilian event, standing next to an industry type at the counter. The other woman complimented her on her appearance, something to effect of: that’s a great dress, it looks amazing on you …

And her answer?

Hear this with a sneer:

“Is this the moment when I’m supposed to tell you that you look good too?”

And walked away.

Friends? Please. Her “friends” are either relatives or assistants. Because otherwise, really, why would you ever want to be?

The kids were watching blind (mom does sex scene in front of kids) -- Gwyneth Paltrow
Original Blind Item
Film set. Recently. She’s shooting a sex scene. Walking around set in her bra, no shirt on, panties, standard attire, nothing unusual about it...

Except that her children were there that day. They were visiting. And it was no thing, you know? That was her costume. They saw her in his costume while they were there. And then she sat them behind the monitor so that they could see her work and they watched while mom worked with another actor - she rubbed up against him, he returned the rubbing, she made love for pretend, for the movies, to a man that was not the father of her children, in front of her children.

I’m sure over 90% of you are all huffy and tutty about this and have been since the start of the 2nd paragraph. “It’s so inappropriate, it’s so bizarre, these people are sick f-cks”, etc etc etc. Me I’m still trying to decide. Part of me understands the huffing and the tutting. And the other part, well, it’s worth huffing and tutting over in real life, for civilians, because that’s simply not part of that world.

But take Kate Winslet for example - and this is NOT about Kate Winslet - who’s already been naked on screen several times, and her kids go to school with other kids whose parents have seen their mother’s breasts, and you realise, theirs is a totally different reality. And, given that that is the reality, if you are the subject of this riddle, do you prepare your children for it by bringing them with you, by showing them that this is not real, that this is what happens in filmmaking, that this is part of the process, that this is part of what’s considered their craft or their art, or whatever fancy word they’re using for it these days, that this is not dirty, that there’s nothing shady about it, in the hopes of removing or addressing in advance any stigma/embarrassment that might arise later...

Mommy is an Actor and this is what Acting is...

A part of me doesn’t disagree with that either, you know?

Heidi Klum has the kid with autism/ADHD? and she feeds him junk food even though he acts worse on it and then hands him off to the nanny. Lainey made the reveal about her being on a mag cover during a certain month and Heidi was on the cover of Elle.
Original Blind Item
She’s supposed to be the doting mother. Ask the people who help her with her kids. They certainly don’t agree.

First of all she’s never around. And when she’s present she’s distant, not only not involved, but almost irresponsible about it. One of her children may have developmental challenges. As such, diet can exacerbate the issue. Since she can only spend so much time with her children, and often slotted in like appointments in her schedule, she doesn’t bother observing the food requirements that can help with the child’s behaviour. Mom supplies junk food because it’s quick and dirty so that she can get out of there that much faster. When the kid acts out because of the sh-t he’s just consumed, she’s incapable of dealing with it and takes off anyway.

It’s left then to the staff to raise her family. How does she treat them? Nannies’ cell phones are confiscated at 8am and not returned until 10pm. There’s a trusting and kind working environment, non? Totally encourages loyalty.

As you expect, bosses like this always play favourites. Her favourite? Curiously enough, it’s the bodyguard. He’s been seen rubbing her feet. Of course that had nothing to do with the separation ...even though the foot massages have been happening for a while now.

Casting Couch blind - Blake Lively. Lainey received threatening emails from the upper echelons of HW about that blind. Very powerful people do not want that blind to be exposed.
Original Blind Item
It was mystifying several years ago why she was hyped the way she was hyped. Just another starlet with no real significant starring vehicles somehow ending up with a prestigious magazine cover proclaiming her as the next It. Well It never happened. And after all this time and a string of failures, she’s been trying to change the course. So she’s gone back to the major player who tried to make it happen for her the first time. There was an arrangement back then – her sexual services for his professional services – and apparently the same arrangement was resurrected recently in the hopes that she’ll finally confirm a juicy role to kickstart a stagnant career.

Never mind that he’s married. His wife benefits handsomely from his generosity and while he may not fulfill her with fidelity, he certainly makes up for it through client exchange. Probably better that way. And given what he looks like, it totally makes sense. But he is a legend in the business both for his accomplishments and for the way he leads these ladies to their accomplishments, counting a couple of award winners and a few box office heavyweights on his resumé...which is why he quickly tired of our poor girl and discarded her.

But not before drying her out. One day late summer, they were joined in a hotel suite by a third gentleman (identity insignificant), both of them enjoying her as she allowed herself to be taken, and, um, decorated appropriately, all for a reward at the end of the session – the privilege of simply looking at a script, no promise, no confirmation...just an advance read. And a suggestion to show up at a premiere for a few introductions. She is so desperate, it’s been so meager, she submitted to the humiliation although gamely seems to have enjoyed it. An actor after all, obviously able to shut out her husband and child waiting for her back at home.

And then he just cut it off. Told her he could no longer help her. That her body in his bed was no longer required. Which of course only added to her degradation. She tried and tried to offer up more, willing to engage in further depravity, but was only met with rejection. Because he’s moved on. He’s hunting his next target. A young, nubile, blonde babe with a large profile and a perky rack who so far has been able to resist his advances but is trying to graduate from supporting roles in film, as the fact that she’s a headliner on the small screen has not helped with the quality of scripts she’s being offered, or with many of her auditions so far. She’s currently waiting on a big break and he’s trying to make sure it doesn’t happen, so that in her disappointment, she’ll come running to him, ready to wheel and deal.

Other random gossip tidbits:
  • Halle Berry has a code with her publicist during junkets so her publicists knows when to jump in to answer questions.
  • Posh is a good mom.
  • Tom Cruise is nice, but doesn't blink when talking to you. Katie is set up like Kelly Preston. Katie may not have been aware that Tom was gay in the beginning. Tom keeps his shit tighter than Travolta.
  • Madonna meangirled out of Hollywood. Not dealing well with aging. Has signed a large contract with live nation and needs to appeal to Bieber fans.
  • Matthew Vaughn is Lainey's guess for January's baby daddy.
  • Miley hasn't been pregnant in 24 months. (she was in the past)
  • Lainey thinks Sunday Rose was in vitro and Kidman carried her
  • Keith Urban is not gay, does lots of cocaine, wild parties.
  • Clooney is open to all kinda of sexual possibilities. (more than a ladies man)
  • Depp -- unnatural relationship with publicist. Vanessa/Depp -- trying to work it out.
  • Lainey doesn't think Jake G/Jeremy Renner are gay
  • Britney wants to go away and raise her kids, but she is being forced to work because she won't have the same appeal in five years.
  • Shia knocked Tom Hardy out during Lawless filming
  • Bryan Adams is gay
  • Reese fired her publicist. And her publicist retaliated by leaking info about pregnancy/marriage.
  • Zac Efron hung out with an openly gay crowd at Cannes. Kellen Lutz/Chace Crawford also hang with this group. Zac did not hit on any women at Cannes.
  • Brad Pitt got wasted at Cannes



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anna_bea2 16th-Jun-2012 07:17 am (UTC)
aww cute gif
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