11:44 pm - 06/15/2012

Fuck and yes. Of course, this isn't a cure-all; Michael Bay and his production company are still involved, and there's no reason why the next script will feature the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as teenage, mutants, ninjas, or turtles, if the last one didn't. On the other hand, staving off evil for just a little while is more than reason enough to celebrate late on a Friday afternoon. Pass me my Thor! And infinite thanks to Doctor Oddfellow for the tip!
Topless Robot
There is a God after all.

Paramount Pictures has shut down a planned reboot of the Ninja Turtles franchise, sources tell The Hollywood Reporter. The effects-heavy film, which was in pre-production in Vancouver, was set for release in December 2013. That date is being pushed to May 2014, according to sources.The issue is said to be the script. Paramount has delayed several big movies from this year to 2013, including G.I. Joe: Retribution and Brad Pitt's World War Z, leaving it with a spotty pipeline for the current year. Now it has halted work on its planned holiday movie for 2013, temporarily laying off pre-production staff and informing those prepping the film that the work stoppage is "indefinite," according to sources. Another source close to the production says the movie has been pushed 10 weeks.A Paramount rep would not immediately comment.
Fuck and yes. Of course, this isn't a cure-all; Michael Bay and his production company are still involved, and there's no reason why the next script will feature the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as teenage, mutants, ninjas, or turtles, if the last one didn't. On the other hand, staving off evil for just a little while is more than reason enough to celebrate late on a Friday afternoon. Pass me my Thor! And infinite thanks to Doctor Oddfellow for the tip!
Topless Robot
Like people say shit like "oh good I hate Michael Bay don't let him ruin TMNT!"
But what about those hundreds of other people who probably devoted a lot of time to this project already and are now unemployed?
it is better in the long run if the movie is profitable .. it won't be unless they fix things now
Yeah, idk either. I'm hoping it was a voice thing. Like, I liked his voice the best or something.
and for the looks of it disney is not far behind
a bale. a bale of turtles.
ɹǝpɹnɯ ɐ
but I didn't know about bale (sounds weird)
I didn't click on anything. But the titles... THE TITLES!!!
*shudder*
Give him oh ... I don't know. Give him ... My Little Pony.
Simply because I wanna see some hipster bronies go ape-shit on him.