2:05 pm - 06/15/2012

"[Suri] was like, 'What's happening to my dad?'"
– Tom Cruise, on his 6-year-old daughter's reaction to the eyeliner and painted nails he wore for Rock of Ages, on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show

"Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got."
– Jennifer Lopez, squashing rumors of an engagement to beau Casper Smart after she was photographed wearing a questionable ring, on her website

"The 66th annual Tony Awards, or, as we like to call it, Fifty Shades of Gay."
– Broadway's host of the night, Neil Patrick Harris

"After a bit, she conceded … thankfully."
– Matthew McConaughey, humorously recalling his romantic Christmas Day proposal to his blushing bride Camilla Alves, to PEOPLE

"Ellen would be so proud."
– new talk show host Bethenny Frankel, sucking up to her producer Ellen DeGeneres while getting up close and personal with Coco Austin's backside

"I was really obsessed with you in high school, like in a way that was a little crazy."
– Girls's Lena Dunham, confessing to comedy crush Jimmy Fallon that she even wrote a play about him, on his late show

"She had a little swear jar, and I think she made 850 bucks or something."
– Robert Pattinson, on the newest, youngest and savviest addition to the foul-mouthed Twilight cast, Mackenzie Foy, who plays his daughter, to EW

"We survived another year, homie! Yeah!"
– Jada Pinkett Smith, sharing how she and husband of 15 years Will Smith celebrate their wedding anniversaries with a high-five, to PEOPLE

"Who knew that playing strippers and getting waxed would be this great ensemble-building experience?"
– White Collar's Matt Bomer, on male bonding with Magic Mike costars Channing Tatum, Matthew McConaughey, Joe Manganiello and Alex Pettyfer, to PEOPLE

"I'm scared at how beautiful those children are going to be."
– Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth's Last Song director Adam Shankman, who wants a finder's fee for their engagement, to PEOPLE
Poll #1847169
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 459
Source:
http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,2 0604216,00.html
HAPPY FRIDAY, ONTD! :-)
People's Top Ten Celeb Quotes of the Week!

"[Suri] was like, 'What's happening to my dad?'"
– Tom Cruise, on his 6-year-old daughter's reaction to the eyeliner and painted nails he wore for Rock of Ages, on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show

"Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got."
– Jennifer Lopez, squashing rumors of an engagement to beau Casper Smart after she was photographed wearing a questionable ring, on her website

"The 66th annual Tony Awards, or, as we like to call it, Fifty Shades of Gay."
– Broadway's host of the night, Neil Patrick Harris

"After a bit, she conceded … thankfully."
– Matthew McConaughey, humorously recalling his romantic Christmas Day proposal to his blushing bride Camilla Alves, to PEOPLE

"Ellen would be so proud."
– new talk show host Bethenny Frankel, sucking up to her producer Ellen DeGeneres while getting up close and personal with Coco Austin's backside

"I was really obsessed with you in high school, like in a way that was a little crazy."
– Girls's Lena Dunham, confessing to comedy crush Jimmy Fallon that she even wrote a play about him, on his late show

"She had a little swear jar, and I think she made 850 bucks or something."
– Robert Pattinson, on the newest, youngest and savviest addition to the foul-mouthed Twilight cast, Mackenzie Foy, who plays his daughter, to EW

"We survived another year, homie! Yeah!"
– Jada Pinkett Smith, sharing how she and husband of 15 years Will Smith celebrate their wedding anniversaries with a high-five, to PEOPLE

"Who knew that playing strippers and getting waxed would be this great ensemble-building experience?"
– White Collar's Matt Bomer, on male bonding with Magic Mike costars Channing Tatum, Matthew McConaughey, Joe Manganiello and Alex Pettyfer, to PEOPLE

"I'm scared at how beautiful those children are going to be."
– Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth's Last Song director Adam Shankman, who wants a finder's fee for their engagement, to PEOPLE
Poll #1847169
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 459
Which celeb had THE BEST quote this week?
View Answers
| Tom Cruise cruises for dudes |
| JLo and her decade old reference |
| 50 shades of NPH |
| Yeaaaah braaaah Mateo |
| Dumbass drinking on DAT ASS |
| Loose Lipped Lena |
| RPattz looks like a ped |
| The Smiths and their sham |
| Bomer 'n the Bros |
| Adam Cupid Shankman |
Source:
http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,2
HAPPY FRIDAY, ONTD! :-)
Still proud of myself though, ngl. For the smackdown, not the verbal diarrhoea.