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10:54 pm - 06/13/2012

Vogue Italy drags Madonna in scathing MDNA tour review



The Queen of Pop, Madonna, has left the building. Seconds after the last echoes of the closing number, Celebration (which saw Rocco Ritchie dancing with his mother and sister Lourdes) faded out, a couple of luxury cars were seen speeding out of the back of the stage. There would be no encores, no coming back for more, no extra songs to make up for a very late start: Madonna's show leaves nothing to chance or spontaneity.

Everything is meticulously calculated and bears little resemblance to what we would normally call a "concert", including some suspiciously pristine vocals in the middle of very choreography-heavy songs.

The MDNA Tour, like all other Madonna tours, is more akin to musical theatre than music gig. Huge, spectacular, often slightly tacky, obvously expensive, it feels like a very long Glee fantasy sequence crossed with a particularly lavish Eurovision Song Contest performance, with better songs and a lot less humour.



The tracks from her latest album, MDNA, struggle to keep up not only with her earlier material, but also with some of her more recent output: Human Nature and Hung Up seemed to get a far better reception than any of the newer songs, with the possible exception of Girl Gone Wild and Give Me All Your Luvin'. A slowed-down, BDSM-themed re-reading of Like a Virgin drew quite a few hisses and boos from the crowd; elsewhere, honesty paid off, as in the case of a rousing, relatively simple performance of Like a Prayer that had everyone on their feet.

The blame may in fact lay in the poor quality of the sound for anyone not standing directly in front of the stage. The overall feeling was that some of the audience were quite simply left out of the show, which lost most of its punch when viewed from a distance.

And, of course, the controversy, this time in the form of chaste mooning. All somewhat expected from the woman who has been courting controversy for over thirty years, to the point that we have become desensitized to it; and even her tongue-in-cheek, passive-aggressive insertion of Born this Way into Express Yourself only served to remind us of how Lady Gaga's affectionate, generous approach to live performance is her most valuable asset.

Madonna deserves credit for her longevity and staying power, but there is little she can do to tweak her stage persona without losing status. Gaga gets smacked upside the head by a giant bar and soldiers on through the rest of the gig; Madonna sees a flag land on the stage at her feet and kicks it back down. And there, children, lies all the difference in the world.

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superboy 14th-Jun-2012 07:41 am (UTC)
a particularly lavish Eurovision Song Contest performance, with better songs

IDTS
megedeborch 14th-Jun-2012 08:57 am (UTC)
IAWTC
biene 14th-Jun-2012 10:05 am (UTC)
she wishes
Vladimir Byazrov 14th-Jun-2012 11:41 am (UTC)
lol
andthenwevomit 14th-Jun-2012 11:43 am (UTC)
lol aww
blocaholic 14th-Jun-2012 11:52 am (UTC)
Loved them :D
electricsparks 14th-Jun-2012 11:53 am (UTC)
i <3 them, so flawless
beatlesluv 14th-Jun-2012 02:28 pm (UTC)
i cant <3
givemethepeasx 14th-Jun-2012 01:00 pm (UTC)
ikr, how dare they
jinnycalderone 14th-Jun-2012 07:41 am (UTC)
ouch
guadalcanal 14th-Jun-2012 07:42 am (UTC)
I could lay out on a hot summer day under all the shade they're throwing here
kofo4 14th-Jun-2012 07:43 am (UTC)
seriously, more shade than a solar eclipse.
jinnycalderone 14th-Jun-2012 07:49 am (UTC)
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freebrook 19th-Jun-2012 11:39 pm (UTC)
thats awesome jinny :)
mutterby 14th-Jun-2012 08:33 am (UTC)
so much shade i'm in a total eclipse
kofo4 14th-Jun-2012 07:42 am (UTC)
well damn

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politic_ennui 14th-Jun-2012 10:26 am (UTC)
Wait, I need that cup.
liddlebins 15th-Jun-2012 06:54 am (UTC)
this
brianistuft 14th-Jun-2012 07:44 am (UTC)
Damn.
leviicorpus 14th-Jun-2012 07:44 am (UTC)
Well damn

hotness3ya 14th-Jun-2012 07:51 am (UTC)
Is that a carpet? if so... poor carpet.
genbu_no_miko24 14th-Jun-2012 07:54 am (UTC)
mte
mmmdraco 14th-Jun-2012 01:21 pm (UTC)
It's either that or oatmeal.
hpxstac 14th-Jun-2012 05:01 pm (UTC)
lmao
filmfreakfranco 14th-Jun-2012 07:48 am (UTC)
M T E
friarsfire 14th-Jun-2012 07:48 am (UTC)
Seriously, dismissed this shit from there.
kindafunnysad 14th-Jun-2012 09:31 am (UTC)
seriously, this is the reason anyone goes to a madonna concert
turkish_popstar 14th-Jun-2012 03:42 pm (UTC)
preach this truth, queen camille
talksleazy 14th-Jun-2012 11:20 pm (UTC)
ikr. that's how EVERY major pop concert goes.
jinnycalderone 14th-Jun-2012 07:44 am (UTC)
honestly, mdna was horrible. ugh, i liked maybe 3 songs on that album. i just cant get into it. i love madonnas music from the 80s & 90s though, even ray of light, but anything after that is not my taste. its seems way too basic, and too pop. i need more substance sometimes.
jinnycalderone 14th-Jun-2012 07:48 am (UTC)
tbh, i havent listened to them since they came out lmao. maybe thats the wrong description, but i do remember it not appealing to me then for some reason. i havent liked anything after ray of light. idk why. something must have changed for me. oop.
friarsfire 14th-Jun-2012 07:48 am (UTC)
lulz
mulholland 14th-Jun-2012 08:08 am (UTC)
lmao ilu
kstew 14th-Jun-2012 08:09 am (UTC)
ikr american life is amazing

music is actually one of my least favorites tho oop
jacomus 14th-Jun-2012 07:50 am (UTC)
Ok.

But let's not pretend Born This Way was better or worse than MDNA as a pop album, taste and subjectivity aside. Both Madonna and Gaga are capable of better, and both of them let other things (whether it be OTT antics, visuals and fashion aesthetics, OR throwing shade at someone who looks up to them) get in the way of their music this past year.
sweet_honesty 14th-Jun-2012 01:56 pm (UTC)
wtf at people bringing up BTW as a response. Just because BTW wasn't Gaga's best does not make MDNA any less shitty
turkish_popstar 14th-Jun-2012 03:43 pm (UTC)
jesus christ shut up
fancycarousel 14th-Jun-2012 07:46 am (UTC)
Gahdamn
filmfreakfranco 14th-Jun-2012 07:47 am (UTC)
Her shows are more memorable and have so much to them than a show by most pop stars and live acts now so have a couple seats Vogue.
filmfreakfranco 14th-Jun-2012 07:47 am (UTC)
oh lmao it's from Vogue Italia, that explains so much
luvthatdrtywata 14th-Jun-2012 03:22 pm (UTC)
idk, i have seen her life and yes, production wise it was a good show but it didn't have any heart. i paid $12 to see darwin deez at a dive bar and his show was far more entertaining than the $200 madonna show. the lights and the sets and the choreo can be perfect but if there isn't something more to it it's just not anything special at the end of the day. at this point, i could see something equivalent to a madonna show any day in vegas. what makes you special is what you put in as a performer and she's just putting in soulless perfection and try-hardness. i have no doubt she can comeback she just needs to get over herself and her issues with gaga snatchin her weave (which she CLEARLY has) in order to do it.
muzicnem 14th-Jun-2012 06:20 pm (UTC)
This whole comment. I hate soulless shows, I feel like I might as well be watching TV or something.
yougotthestyle 14th-Jun-2012 06:51 pm (UTC)
she just needs to get over herself and her issues with gaga snatchin her weave (which she CLEARLY has)

in what universe gaga snatched her weave????? are you implying that gaga surpassed Madonna sales, impact, discography, etc????? you little monsters are delusional
p2bab 14th-Jun-2012 07:47 am (UTC)
SPILL DAT TEA!
jacomus 14th-Jun-2012 07:48 am (UTC)
Initially this era, as a Madonna fan, I was happy to get involved with stan wars until I realised that Madonna fans shouldn't have to justify Madonna's position in the pop world. Everyone has come off looking bitter and ridiculous, just like the Gaga fans they claim to be better than.

I like both ladies and pitting them against each other is stupid, enjoy the music + what both ladies bring to the table imo.

Besides, everyone knows Marina is the new goddess of pop lbr.
filmfreakfranco 14th-Jun-2012 07:49 am (UTC)
Lost me at Marina.
jacomus 14th-Jun-2012 07:51 am (UTC)
That was a joke, but the rest stands.

p.s. I have always loved the picture in your icon. <3
genbu_no_miko24 14th-Jun-2012 07:55 am (UTC)
activism 14th-Jun-2012 08:00 am (UTC)
not even denying madonna's place in pop music and her effect on the pop stars these days but she has been a little bitter and unnecessarily nasty since promoting this album, and even before then. of course she's always been a bit of an egomaniac and absolutely deserves respect and has earned her way to not needing to put up with some things that newer stars don't but i think in this pop scene currently, a little humility would go a long way to connect to newer fans.

musically and tour-wise, i think people just expected more from her and are quick to praise younger stars, such as gaga, because to their fans and that age demographic what they're doing is new and exciting to them. madonna fans feel like they've seen this stuff all done before and by her. pitting them together is stupid because they do different things but it will always happen, especially with similarities and their own masked references to each other, but i think they could both learn a thing or two from each other.

idk tl;dr, i get it.
jinnycalderone 14th-Jun-2012 08:01 am (UTC)
woww, i actually agree w/a lot of this comment. its nice for once. i love marina too.
itsalanisbitch 14th-Jun-2012 07:49 am (UTC)


no lies detected.

dnw mdoa heavey tour
hotness3ya 14th-Jun-2012 07:52 am (UTC)
That gif is killing me!
jinnycalderone 14th-Jun-2012 08:00 am (UTC)
lmaoo <33
hpxstac 14th-Jun-2012 05:06 pm (UTC)
Omg Celine lmaoo
vonlisbon 14th-Jun-2012 06:51 pm (UTC)
Did she ever have a reality show? 'Cause I would probably watch that ish. It'd be like watching Anna Nicole but without the feelings of intense shame for effectively laughing at the ramblings of an addict.
dottiehinkle 14th-Jun-2012 07:52 am (UTC)
lol
chrislola 14th-Jun-2012 07:55 am (UTC)
you don't like tea then?
hotness3ya 14th-Jun-2012 07:55 am (UTC)
This is the ontd we live in now.
loony_moony 14th-Jun-2012 08:45 am (UTC)
Until the next round of clique banning.
guadalcanal 14th-Jun-2012 07:58 am (UTC)
lol real ontd?

we should all go back to gif replies


those were the days
nicolesnitchie 14th-Jun-2012 07:59 am (UTC)
r u madT
kofo4 14th-Jun-2012 08:00 am (UTC)
lol "old" ONTD

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that died long before Shade/Tea/"T" came into the picture lbr
p2bab 14th-Jun-2012 08:05 am (UTC)
SPILL DAT TEA GURL!
ch33rylips 14th-Jun-2012 08:16 am (UTC)
Lol everyone either left or got banned long ago and didn't bother to make new accounts.
akasha6915 14th-Jun-2012 08:26 am (UTC)
All I can think of is that one dumb bitch who always whines about where our real lady Gaga is with this comment.
itsalanisbitch 14th-Jun-2012 08:26 am (UTC)
this comm rn

powerbottom 14th-Jun-2012 08:54 am (UTC)
It is so embarrassing, tbh.
boku_no_hanabi 14th-Jun-2012 09:32 am (UTC)
Where did spill the tea come from, omg I feel so old.

I have been on this community for 8 years. I judge myself t b c h.
aprilfunk 14th-Jun-2012 10:19 am (UTC)
everyone watched a season of rupaul's drag race, that's what happened

or just watched a kid fury video

Edited at 2012-06-14 10:19 am (UTC)
andthenwevomit 14th-Jun-2012 11:46 am (UTC)
lmao I hope that user comes in here tbh
helovesthenight 14th-Jun-2012 01:08 pm (UTC)
lmao
the_wolski 14th-Jun-2012 02:15 pm (UTC)
iawtc

flawlessvelvet 14th-Jun-2012 02:48 pm (UTC)
LMFAO
st00pidness 14th-Jun-2012 03:13 pm (UTC)
mte!!
luvthatdrtywata 14th-Jun-2012 03:27 pm (UTC)
your ontd isn't here michael!!!!

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but yeah, i've been on here for 6 or 7 years now and i miss the oldies. their snark was far better than this "spill the tea" shit these newbies are bringing. there are still a few great posters but yeah, bit of a sad state of affairs round here lately.

Edited at 2012-06-14 03:28 pm (UTC)
luvthatdrtywata And I'd just like to add...14th-Jun-2012 03:31 pm (UTC)
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muzicnem 14th-Jun-2012 06:23 pm (UTC)
I've been here for I think about 6 years now and tbh, there are times I can hardly even remember what it used to be like. :(
gorlfriend 15th-Jun-2012 05:54 am (UTC)
new REDUCTIVE ontd >>>>>>>>>> SHIT HOLE >>>>>>>>>>>>>> old ontd
kstew 14th-Jun-2012 07:50 am (UTC)
they will nawt
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