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Worship Me lady_gaga
3:26 pm - 06/13/2012

CONFIRMED: GAGA's PERFUME IS COMING SOOOON!!!









BONUS!!




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loganx2 13th-Jun-2012 07:52 pm (UTC)
Will it smell like Madonna's perfume though?
mandybling 13th-Jun-2012 08:00 pm (UTC)
BAHAHAHAHA
distantechoes4 13th-Jun-2012 08:00 pm (UTC)
No, it won't smell like a grandmother.

Gaga said it would smell like an expensive hooker ♥
ooh_mrdarcy 13th-Jun-2012 08:05 pm (UTC)
Madonna's perfume has: Gardenia, Tuberose, Neroli, Jasmine, Benzoin Tears, White Lily, Vanilla Absolute, Caramelised Amber and Musk.

They're nothing alike.
negative_fucker 13th-Jun-2012 08:35 pm (UTC)
It should have hydrangeas in it.
meme81 13th-Jun-2012 10:30 pm (UTC)
it doesn't smell like fear of old age and regret, therefore no, it doesn't smell like madonna
orangeberryfly 13th-Jun-2012 11:47 pm (UTC)
LOL Madonna's is gross

I tried Gaga's last week and it's pretty good. It definitely is one of those perfumes that really changes according to who is wearing it. It doesnt smell great on me but on my co-worker it was good.
casto_ro 15th-Jun-2012 10:53 pm (UTC)
it actually smells pretty good! i work at shoppers and our rep came in to let us smell it .......so much better then madonna's, it doesn't smell like my gran
brenden 13th-Jun-2012 07:53 pm (UTC)
no semen? no blood? disappointing.
improved 13th-Jun-2012 07:53 pm (UTC)
I will buy this and wear it even if it smells like dogshit.
muzicnem 13th-Jun-2012 08:11 pm (UTC)
lol irl
leatherandjeans 14th-Jun-2012 02:04 am (UTC)
lmao

me too
jinnycalderone 13th-Jun-2012 07:53 pm (UTC)
omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg!!!!


neversquare 13th-Jun-2012 07:54 pm (UTC)
myrainbowtext.com
jinnycalderone 13th-Jun-2012 07:56 pm (UTC)
:3
distantechoes4 13th-Jun-2012 07:56 pm (UTC)
I know, right? I'm already camping out my local Sephora waiting for release.
getbacknow 13th-Jun-2012 08:04 pm (UTC)
i miss the glitter text generator that was so popular a few years ago, i think inexistant.org hosted it (and the ontd mobile site) before it died, RIP
avpdx 13th-Jun-2012 07:53 pm (UTC)
ugly bottle tbh
fruitchews 13th-Jun-2012 07:54 pm (UTC)
mte
frejabehaerich 13th-Jun-2012 07:54 pm (UTC)
a collective scent of try hard, desperation, flops, and dead cats coming our way!

derezzed 13th-Jun-2012 07:55 pm (UTC)
you tried
frejabehaerich 13th-Jun-2012 07:56 pm (UTC)
that phrase is over
crystalzelda 13th-Jun-2012 07:55 pm (UTC)
this comment with a blake lively icon rn
la_petite_singe 13th-Jun-2012 07:56 pm (UTC)
NGL, I love you saying that with that icon.
distantechoes4 13th-Jun-2012 07:57 pm (UTC)
praying for you to find happiness in your life ♥♥♥ we believe in you!
lestat 13th-Jun-2012 07:58 pm (UTC)
is that dianna agron in your icon?
jasmina12345 13th-Jun-2012 08:00 pm (UTC)
that kentucky derby prize winner in ur icon is qt sis
crazyfirecrotch 13th-Jun-2012 08:12 pm (UTC)
possevi 13th-Jun-2012 08:29 pm (UTC)
With an Blake icon? Really, bb?
crystalzelda 13th-Jun-2012 07:54 pm (UTC)
I'm excited bc there's no blood or semen. Not here for that, but def here for this. I hope I like the smell so I can get it!
la_petite_singe 13th-Jun-2012 07:54 pm (UTC)
I can't even guess how horrifyingly expensive this will be. O___o (gr8 username, OP)
hannahgrace456 13th-Jun-2012 07:54 pm (UTC)
My only beef with this is that it's called fluid. I mean, yeesh, could she have come up with a worse thing to label it as?
rockpaperspray 13th-Jun-2012 08:00 pm (UTC)
yeah my 1st thought was 'que? like lighter fluid?'
fluorescentx 13th-Jun-2012 08:03 pm (UTC)
god save my dirty mind, but I went straight to 'bodily fluid' :-/
unique_lilpixie 13th-Jun-2012 09:04 pm (UTC)
I was thinking more like bodily fluid
distantechoes4 13th-Jun-2012 07:55 pm (UTC)


Yes bitch! I will be the first in line on release day. I love the black liquid turning invisible thing, so revolutionary!
frejabehaerich 13th-Jun-2012 08:00 pm (UTC)
is she equating females with gay males? i don't understand. what does designed for women even mean, it is a scent, not a jock strap. this is like what they do with hair dye, separate it for genders, but it is all the same chemicals...
distantechoes4 13th-Jun-2012 08:02 pm (UTC)
It's like clothing. Some might be designed with a woman in mind, but that doesn't mean a guy can't wear it and rock it!

Plus, she was specifically asked about gays. That doesn't mean a straight guy can't wear it if he pleases.
crystalzelda 13th-Jun-2012 08:05 pm (UTC)
Perfumes for men and women have some pretty distinctive smells. Not that it's not socially conditioned, but most of them aren't exactly interchangeable. If a man wears Marc Jacobs Lola or a woman wears Bleu de Chanel, it's probably going to be noticed upon.
chibi 13th-Jun-2012 07:55 pm (UTC)
that bottle looks way cheaper than i expected, tbqh.

i'm trying to imagine what it smells like because my brain can't get past the pretentious way it's described. crying irl at tears of belladonna and crushed heart of tiger orchidea. that seriously sounds like something out of a bad deviantart fanfic or something.
crystalzelda 13th-Jun-2012 07:56 pm (UTC)
eh, most perfume descriptions are really flowery, in my experience.
chibi 13th-Jun-2012 08:09 pm (UTC)
this is true. i tried looking for a new perfume and everything was like "enchanting sparkling rainbow kitten magic rose with hints of delectable succulent angelic vanilla over a base of inviting warm sugary enthralling musk"
crazyfirecrotch eaux — 13th-Jun-2012 07:55 pm (UTC)
getbacknow Re: eaux — 13th-Jun-2012 08:05 pm (UTC)
omg your icon, what a random pairing
bitchymcslut Re: eaux — 13th-Jun-2012 08:22 pm (UTC)
sexy.
stereoscopes 13th-Jun-2012 07:56 pm (UTC)
looks like an alien egg
manaconda 13th-Jun-2012 07:56 pm (UTC)
how do you crinkle your hands at people? do her hands develop wrinkles at will? i don't understand this tweet.
manaconda 13th-Jun-2012 07:59 pm (UTC)
it seems like it'll smell nice, though.
pettyscenes 13th-Jun-2012 07:59 pm (UTC)
I'm trying to figure this out too.
so_chic_doll 13th-Jun-2012 07:59 pm (UTC)
she's taking a page from Stephanie Meyer's book of verbs.
getbacknow 13th-Jun-2012 08:06 pm (UTC)
r u chagrinned
brenden 13th-Jun-2012 08:00 pm (UTC)
i have faith that u can figure it out
jinnycalderone 13th-Jun-2012 08:02 pm (UTC)
really???

lmaoooo
fruitchews 13th-Jun-2012 08:08 pm (UTC)
Does she use potato chip bags as gloves in order to do said hand crinkling? Idgi.
invisible_cunt 13th-Jun-2012 07:57 pm (UTC)
such a pretty bottle!
crystalzelda 13th-Jun-2012 07:58 pm (UTC)
I like it too. Better than a lot of celeb perfumes. The monstrosity that Selena Gomez bottle was... and not even talking about Katy Perry's bottle. I think I had a perfume bottle that looked like that when I was 5.
phillymademe 13th-Jun-2012 08:24 pm (UTC)
not even talking about Katy Perry's bottle.

i read OP's comment, saw your username and knew you were going to mention Katy somehow lmao.
hannahgrace456 13th-Jun-2012 08:39 pm (UTC)
and not even talking about Katy Perry's bottle. I think I had a perfume bottle that looked like that when I was 5.

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kstew 13th-Jun-2012 09:16 pm (UTC)
katy's bottle automatically wins because it's a cat
these_eyes_lie 13th-Jun-2012 08:01 pm (UTC)
Ia! I love it.
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