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2:36 pm - 06/13/2012

'Fifty Shades Of Grey' Clothing, Makeup, Lingerie & Housewares In The Works



Do you need fifty shades of gray eye shadow? How about fifty shades of gray undies?

Whether you asked for them or not, "Fifty Shades Of Grey"-themed products are on their way. Caroline Mickler Ltd., a U.K. agency, announced today that it will take on all licensing duties for the "Fifty Shades Of Grey" brand, bestowing the erotica novel's name and cache on a whole slew of products.

"Among the diverse categories being discussed by Caroline Mickler Ltd for licensing," reads the press release, "are lingerie/sleepwear, apparel, fragrances, beauty products, bedding, home furnishings, stationery, jewelry and adult products."


That means you could drift to sleep (or, um, stay up all night) in a "Fifty Shades"-inspired negligee (we're picturing black leather straps), apply your makeup with a whip-shaped brush, or send your neighbors a thank you note on handcuff-embossed note cards.

Just make sure you're OK with your friends and family knowing what a big "Fifty Shades" fan you are.

Silly as licensing "Fifty Shades" and its BDSM imagery may sound, it's already being done. Crafty readers (and we bet there are tons of them) have already begun creating their own "Fifty Shades"-themed merch, much of which can be found with a quick search on Etsy. Tees, jewelry and even trading cards abound, mostly featuring quotes from the book ("Laters, baby") and handcuffs galore.

Unsurprisingly, the book has also inspired sex toys and even sex workshops. Famed NYC sex shop Babeland has seen a 30 percent increase in their sale of “kinky” items, including handcuffs, and Clifton Kahn, owner of New York City’s Lexington Hardware, told the New York Post that women are buying more rope than usual.

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highwayended 13th-Jun-2012 07:37 pm (UTC)
gross
loganx2 13th-Jun-2012 07:38 pm (UTC)
stop
procedurals 13th-Jun-2012 07:38 pm (UTC)
no, no, no and NO
glittergunshot 13th-Jun-2012 07:39 pm (UTC)
If they're gonna make merchandise, please tell me they're making tampons.
invisible_cunt 13th-Jun-2012 07:59 pm (UTC)
I GAGGED
1islandinthesea 13th-Jun-2012 08:15 pm (UTC)
Fifty Shades of Red
notsopritty 14th-Jun-2012 01:26 am (UTC)
haahhaha
thruyourveins 14th-Jun-2012 05:37 pm (UTC)
lol
actxappalledx 13th-Jun-2012 08:20 pm (UTC)
lmao
reginageorge 13th-Jun-2012 07:40 pm (UTC)
kill it with wildfire
agatharuncible 13th-Jun-2012 08:43 pm (UTC)
ia, Tyrion, ia.
shadowfax 13th-Jun-2012 07:40 pm (UTC)
angi_is_altered 13th-Jun-2012 07:40 pm (UTC)
Photobucket
scientist 13th-Jun-2012 07:43 pm (UTC)
mte, sherlock.
lanuitdete 13th-Jun-2012 07:53 pm (UTC)
basically
iamspam99 13th-Jun-2012 07:41 pm (UTC)
Housewares? Like what, a tampon-shaped lamp? Vagina bowl?
deceitful 13th-Jun-2012 07:43 pm (UTC)
You know for a fact people will buy the fuck out of a tampon shaped lamp.
marshallgregson 13th-Jun-2012 07:53 pm (UTC)
i would tbh
agatharuncible 13th-Jun-2012 08:43 pm (UTC)
I would actually buy a vagina bowl, don't judge
theratwhispers 13th-Jun-2012 07:41 pm (UTC)
"are lingerie/sleepwear, apparel, fragrances, beauty products, bedding, home furnishings, stationery, jewelry and adult products."

I can't with this. Can you picture walking into someone's house and seeing that shit sitting out on display?
manaconda 13th-Jun-2012 07:43 pm (UTC)
i would immediately walk out.

sandstorm 13th-Jun-2012 07:47 pm (UTC)
I can imagine a ceiling fan with the book covers on the blades and a tampon lightswitch.
theratwhispers 13th-Jun-2012 07:48 pm (UTC)
Something made out of money....since he earns like 100 thousand dollars an hour...
vzylexy 14th-Jun-2012 03:32 am (UTC)
My aunt posted on her facebook that her and her friends were having a "Fifty Shades of Grey 'toy' party" Felt like I needed to drink bleach after reading that...
manaconda 13th-Jun-2012 07:41 pm (UTC)
ugh, i hate how this book about a glorified abusive relationship has become such a pop culture phenomenon. i don't even care that it's badly written, the relationship between anastasia and christian is even worse than bella and edward's.
hauter1cauture 13th-Jun-2012 07:43 pm (UTC)
THIS! Are they going to make t-shirts that say "I'm in an abusive relationship" as well?
idityna 13th-Jun-2012 08:00 pm (UTC)
lol
dreamhusband 13th-Jun-2012 08:11 pm (UTC)
lol might as well at this point
lestat 13th-Jun-2012 07:43 pm (UTC)
considering it was twilight fanfic, i expected nothing less.
jime22 13th-Jun-2012 07:45 pm (UTC)
ITA
insertcandyhere 13th-Jun-2012 08:04 pm (UTC)
Yea, that's my issue with it. I have no problem with people reading about crazy sex (no matter how poorly written it may be), it's just gross to me how everyone has fallen in love with Christian Grey even though he's an abusive, creepy asshole
zoaster_toaster 13th-Jun-2012 08:19 pm (UTC)
Glorified abusive relationships are the new thing to emulate - Bella/Edward, Christian/Ana, the entire True Blood gang, etc.
celtic_thistle 13th-Jun-2012 08:36 pm (UTC)
srsly, it's fucking grotesque.
sexi_squidward 13th-Jun-2012 09:12 pm (UTC)
I heard on the radio the other day she was inspired to write this book after reading Twilight...I think this explains everything.
purplecrayon_ 14th-Jun-2012 01:23 am (UTC)
I am curious here how so about an abusive relationship? I don't know anything about it ther than it involves sex and tampons
xdecadentx 14th-Jun-2012 01:34 pm (UTC)
Seriously. I wouldn't mind even people loving it if they acknowledged that the relationship was fucked up.
rogue 13th-Jun-2012 07:42 pm (UTC)
NO.
improved 13th-Jun-2012 07:42 pm (UTC)
chandyland11 13th-Jun-2012 07:42 pm (UTC)

hawaii_bombay 13th-Jun-2012 07:44 pm (UTC)
LOL
mynamehere07 13th-Jun-2012 07:47 pm (UTC)
I love that cat.
sugarcrawler 13th-Jun-2012 07:48 pm (UTC)
lmao
fluorescentx 13th-Jun-2012 07:50 pm (UTC)
that cat is my favourite thing on yt
bohhead 13th-Jun-2012 07:51 pm (UTC)
lol omg i love that cat
mercystars 13th-Jun-2012 07:53 pm (UTC)
lmao
iamtheliquorr 13th-Jun-2012 07:55 pm (UTC)
This is an amazing comment
celtic_thistle 13th-Jun-2012 08:39 pm (UTC)
sdflughldfkhgjkldfj the cat
pimpmytardis 13th-Jun-2012 09:34 pm (UTC)
rightclick save
rosewood39 14th-Jun-2012 03:34 pm (UTC)
this is wonderful.
sozzney 13th-Jun-2012 07:43 pm (UTC)
No
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