Jessica Simpson's Baby Cover Exclusive Flops

Jessica Simpson's Baby Pictures Not Helping People Magazine Sales
While still pregnant, Simpson posed topless (in an homage to Demi Moore’s famous Vanity Fair cover) for Elle and launched a maternity line under her massively successful Jessica Simpson Collection through its master licensee, the Camuto Group.
People, which did not reply to requests for comment, has a history of betting large sums on celebrity baby photos, with varied results. Perhaps the most famous was a reported $4.1 million buy, in 2006, of exclusive North American rights to shots of Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, the first biological child of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Its website set a single-day traffic record of 26.5 million page views when they were published. It was followed two years later by a reported $14 million purchase of the first published snaps of their twins Vivienne and Knox.
In the People story, Simpson observes of her daughter, born May 1: “My life has completely changed. From how I sleep to what I think about, Maxwell has definitely taken over everything. We stare at her all the time. We can’t get enough!”
Although the business transaction doesn’t appear to have been a favorable one for People, it’s a tidy sum to add to Simpson’s financial ledger. Her team has been responsible for a variety of remunerative deals, including, most notably, the Camuto Group association. Forbes estimated that it yielded $20 million for her in 2010 sales alone. She currently appears on NBC’s Fashion Star, which has been renewed for a second season.
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seriously though that's an adorable baby, but looks like the product of a mother who ate like shit for 9 months
wtf.
She'll probably grow into her looks later ala Nahla (Gabriel and Halle's baby) and Violet (Ben and Jennifer's baby) who were hideous as babys but gorgeous children as they grew up.
While on the other hand Suri was adorable as a baby girl but currently looks so ugly. Same is happening with Salma Hayek's little girl Valentina who is looking so ugly now that she's older.
even fat babies don't do well in hollywood :(
I think since she was pregnant for like 2 years, people stopped caring by the time she had the baby.
she actually was.
Edited at 2012-06-11 03:52 am (UTC)
Oh I thought you said people will make fun of her, but still, her name is relatively normal comparatively.
Edited at 2012-06-10 09:55 pm (UTC)
I swear to god I've heard kids make fun of 'Andrew'.
People used to "tease" me by calling me Sonya Blade and I'd be like, "beat it before I mortal kombat your ass!"
i lost my baaaby, my babyyyyy weeeeeight
but i still got so much foooood still ooooon my plaaaate
with weight waaaatccheeeerrrs i don't have to sacrifice taste
and all the pounds, i said, aaaaall the pounds fall off of my waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayayayste
SPRINKLE MY ASHES IN THE SEA.
Edited at 2012-06-10 10:28 pm (UTC)
His show is not a flop!
Okay, maybe a little bit of a flop, but I still love him.
I mean, I love that family and all, but...
that seems to be a huge reason for these 'exclusive baby pics' nowadays. why let paparazzi make money when the celebs can cash in themselves?