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Jessica Simpson's Baby Cover Exclusive Flops



Jessica Simpson's Baby Pictures Not Helping People Magazine Sales

People is suffering some baby blues after paying $850,000 for pictures of Jessica Simpson, her fiancé Eric Johnson and their newborn daughter Maxwell Drew for its latest issue. The ploy got quite a bit of media buzz, but THR has learned that it only sold a paltry 950,000 copies – a good bit under its average of 1.3 million a week.

While still pregnant, Simpson posed topless (in an homage to Demi Moore’s famous Vanity Fair cover) for Elle and launched a maternity line under her massively successful Jessica Simpson Collection through its master licensee, the Camuto Group.

People, which did not reply to requests for comment, has a history of betting large sums on celebrity baby photos, with varied results. Perhaps the most famous was a reported $4.1 million buy, in 2006, of exclusive North American rights to shots of Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, the first biological child of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Its website set a single-day traffic record of 26.5 million page views when they were published. It was followed two years later by a reported $14 million purchase of the first published snaps of their twins Vivienne and Knox.

In the People story, Simpson observes of her daughter, born May 1: “My life has completely changed. From how I sleep to what I think about, Maxwell has definitely taken over everything. We stare at her all the time. We can’t get enough!”

Although the business transaction doesn’t appear to have been a favorable one for People, it’s a tidy sum to add to Simpson’s financial ledger. Her team has been responsible for a variety of remunerative deals, including, most notably, the Camuto Group association. Forbes estimated that it yielded $20 million for her in 2010 sales alone. She currently appears on NBC’s Fashion Star, which has been renewed for a second season.

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darkwarrior 10th-Jun-2012 09:52 pm (UTC)
D'oh.
ilikeandrewbird 10th-Jun-2012 09:52 pm (UTC)
vagina lips

seriously though that's an adorable baby, but looks like the product of a mother who ate like shit for 9 months
ilikeandrewbird 10th-Jun-2012 09:53 pm (UTC)
also you know Jessica uses baby talk, which is the worst thing ever
trixielollipop 10th-Jun-2012 09:58 pm (UTC)
Baby talk drives me fucking crazy.
babycnessa 10th-Jun-2012 10:08 pm (UTC)
Baby talk is horrible for a child's language development. It causes a serious delay on the normal timetable certain things should be learnt.
little_kitkat 10th-Jun-2012 10:41 pm (UTC)
When I was a preschool aid, we had an (adorable!) little boy who had THE WORST SPEECH EVER. You couldn't understand a damn word he said, the poor thing. When my brother picked me up from work once, only he could understand the kid, lmao. Anyway, this kid's mom comes in one day and refers to our Christmas tree as a "Timmy Tee." On purpose. "OMG, Joe...we have a Timmy Tee at home right?"

wtf.
agoodusername 10th-Jun-2012 10:50 pm (UTC)
I refused to allow baby talk around my children. My hillbilly in-laws say my kids 'talk so grown-y'...UGH
judgmental 10th-Jun-2012 10:10 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHA VAGINA LIPS
cricketgrl 10th-Jun-2012 10:19 pm (UTC)
Normally I don't find babies unattractive but this baby is not cute to me.

She'll probably grow into her looks later ala Nahla (Gabriel and Halle's baby) and Violet (Ben and Jennifer's baby) who were hideous as babys but gorgeous children as they grew up.

While on the other hand Suri was adorable as a baby girl but currently looks so ugly. Same is happening with Salma Hayek's little girl Valentina who is looking so ugly now that she's older.
georgie_georgie 10th-Jun-2012 09:53 pm (UTC)
Maybe because people have already seen the pictures online?
stebo 10th-Jun-2012 10:05 pm (UTC)
No one cares.
mmbien 10th-Jun-2012 09:53 pm (UTC)
cos it's FAT
darkwarrior 10th-Jun-2012 09:54 pm (UTC)
I know, hit the gym baby.
thishollywood 10th-Jun-2012 09:55 pm (UTC)
lol body police those infants!!

even fat babies don't do well in hollywood :(
kapuki234 10th-Jun-2012 10:04 pm (UTC)
And bald
mynamehere07 10th-Jun-2012 10:05 pm (UTC)
Get that kid some baby Spanx dammit!!!


I think since she was pregnant for like 2 years, people stopped caring by the time she had the baby.
69love_songs 10th-Jun-2012 10:20 pm (UTC)
"I think since she was pregnant for like 2 years"

she actually was.
luvthatdrtywata 10th-Jun-2012 10:17 pm (UTC)
and a virgin who can't drive. she's basically a born and bred ontd'er.
little_kitkat 10th-Jun-2012 10:43 pm (UTC)
lol
maroontalic 10th-Jun-2012 10:48 pm (UTC)
i'm sure you are too <3
shanny_w 11th-Jun-2012 03:52 am (UTC)
waiting for it to wear unflattering high waisted pants tbh

Edited at 2012-06-11 03:52 am (UTC)
galagooo 10th-Jun-2012 09:53 pm (UTC)
Maxwell Drew as a name for a girl? I'm sure elementary school will be fun for her.
xtinkerbellax 10th-Jun-2012 09:54 pm (UTC)
Not if she goes to school with all the other Hollywood kids lol.

Oh I thought you said people will make fun of her, but still, her name is relatively normal comparatively.

Edited at 2012-06-10 09:55 pm (UTC)
ilikeandrewbird 10th-Jun-2012 09:54 pm (UTC)
Maxwell Drew Johnson sounds like a football player
bangle 10th-Jun-2012 09:55 pm (UTC)
lmaoooo mte
thishollywood 10th-Jun-2012 09:55 pm (UTC)
*football player from minnesota
parisdiorchanel 10th-Jun-2012 10:19 pm (UTC)
omg
shanny_w 11th-Jun-2012 03:52 am (UTC)
Maybe she'll get the shoulders.
goldenmeans 10th-Jun-2012 09:55 pm (UTC)
I think she'll have a better time than Audio Science.
theratwhispers 10th-Jun-2012 09:55 pm (UTC)
Maxwell Drew sounds like a kind of beer with a bad after taste.
thewunderland 10th-Jun-2012 10:02 pm (UTC)
I hope not, it's a cute name
childish 10th-Jun-2012 10:03 pm (UTC)
Hahahaha kids in elementary school will make fun of EVERYTHING no matter what you name the child.

I swear to god I've heard kids make fun of 'Andrew'.
judgmental 10th-Jun-2012 10:12 pm (UTC)
she tried to beat Bronx Mowgli lbr
aqueous_drama 10th-Jun-2012 10:49 pm (UTC)
I grew up with a girl named Maxwell. I never really thought of it as a boy name tbh.
honey_child 10th-Jun-2012 11:05 pm (UTC)
Kids tease anything though no matter how dumb.

People used to "tease" me by calling me Sonya Blade and I'd be like, "beat it before I mortal kombat your ass!"
johnjie 10th-Jun-2012 11:19 pm (UTC)
So many teachers are going to get a shock when they get to that response in role call
shania_cares 11th-Jun-2012 04:08 am (UTC)
I don't like it as a girl's name. Some names are cool when used for both genders. This one isn't one of those.
coldmemory 10th-Jun-2012 09:53 pm (UTC)
GOOD maybe it means an end to those disgusting 'baby weight' interviews
ilikeandrewbird 10th-Jun-2012 09:55 pm (UTC)
what? she ate like a fatass because she wanted a weight loss campaign
thishollywood 10th-Jun-2012 09:56 pm (UTC)
that would be the last thing she would want tho. it is keeping her relevant.
false_hate 10th-Jun-2012 10:12 pm (UTC)
Doubtful. She'll be doing the media circuit again when she drops the weight.
luvthatdrtywata 10th-Jun-2012 10:27 pm (UTC)
nope. she got her weight watchers endorsement. if you thought those j-hud "suuuun in the skyyyyy, you know how i feeeeel" commercials were bad, what til jsimps starts riffing bout the points system.

i lost my baaaby, my babyyyyy weeeeeight
but i still got so much foooood still ooooon my plaaaate
with weight waaaatccheeeerrrs i don't have to sacrifice taste
and all the pounds, i said, aaaaall the pounds fall off of my waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayayayste
hotcement 10th-Jun-2012 11:01 pm (UTC)
i most definitely just heard her singing that in my head
ohsofierce_x3 11th-Jun-2012 12:06 am (UTC)
DEAD

SPRINKLE MY ASHES IN THE SEA.
jeisenne 11th-Jun-2012 05:33 am (UTC)
OMG LOL. I needed this SO much.
xdecadentx 11th-Jun-2012 11:40 am (UTC)
LOL
goldenmeans 10th-Jun-2012 09:54 pm (UTC)
That's because her baby ain't cute and she looks like she's on something good on that cover.
winonaforever 10th-Jun-2012 09:55 pm (UTC)
you beat me to it lol.
hershelwalker 10th-Jun-2012 10:00 pm (UTC)
lol
thewunderland 10th-Jun-2012 10:03 pm (UTC)
lmao, true
icangoforthat 10th-Jun-2012 10:04 pm (UTC)
lol
reginageorge 10th-Jun-2012 10:06 pm (UTC)
p much
cerseilannister 10th-Jun-2012 10:14 pm (UTC)
screaming lol
judgmental 10th-Jun-2012 10:14 pm (UTC)
Seriously, that baby is hideous
parisdiorchanel 10th-Jun-2012 10:22 pm (UTC)
Hopefully she'll grow into her looks. Probably not tho. RIP.
luvthatdrtywata 10th-Jun-2012 10:28 pm (UTC)
also, her naked pregnant elle issue featured one of my ontd quotes so clearly people had high expectations for her next cover and without me/ontd it just didn't live up. ;)

Edited at 2012-06-10 10:28 pm (UTC)
fashi0nbaby 11th-Jun-2012 02:31 am (UTC)
LOL wat link?
xdecadentx 11th-Jun-2012 11:42 am (UTC)
It really isn't a cute baby.
winonaforever 10th-Jun-2012 09:54 pm (UTC)
Because the baby is not cute.
loveisdesire 10th-Jun-2012 09:55 pm (UTC)
I don't think it really matters. She still got paid.
xtinkerbellax 10th-Jun-2012 09:55 pm (UTC)
Well that's probably because this isn't 2005.
tw_31988 10th-Jun-2012 09:55 pm (UTC)
lbr, no1curr about her after Newlyweds.
lcacbc 10th-Jun-2012 09:55 pm (UTC)
Maybe they shouldn't have shopped her into looking like an alien on the cover then
hardbeats 10th-Jun-2012 09:55 pm (UTC)
wonderwomanhero 10th-Jun-2012 10:04 pm (UTC)
omg I went to a taping of anderson cooper's flop talk show and I sat in the same room/breathed the same air as julianne moore, kristin davis, a girl stuck in the 50's, and....the infamous 'Cabbage Patch Kids Couple'.....who gave anderson his own cabbage patch doll
mynamehere07 10th-Jun-2012 10:08 pm (UTC)
omg really?! That must of been awesome.

His show is not a flop!


Okay, maybe a little bit of a flop, but I still love him.
rally_pchan 11th-Jun-2012 05:34 am (UTC)
a girl stuck in the 50s? :o
venetianglass 10th-Jun-2012 09:55 pm (UTC)
why is an extra Jolie-Pitt worth $9.9M?

I mean, I love that family and all, but...
trinity_squared 10th-Jun-2012 10:01 pm (UTC)
They sell/web hits like no fucking tomorrow world wide. I love them but wish the kids were kept a bit more private.
masterofmystery 10th-Jun-2012 10:08 pm (UTC)
i remember the reason they (brad/angelina) decided to sell it was because if they sold the rights to people mag - all the money went to charity anyway - they had control of where they profits went. whereas if they didn't sell the first pics and the first photos were taking by paparazzi instead, then the paps are making money off their kids' photos and who the hell is that benefiting, besides scumbag paparazzi?

that seems to be a huge reason for these 'exclusive baby pics' nowadays. why let paparazzi make money when the celebs can cash in themselves?
xdecadentx 11th-Jun-2012 11:43 am (UTC)
I think they sold it to the highest bidder and gave the money to charity so there was probably a bidding war, where Jessica Simpson probably didn't have that.
metrictons 10th-Jun-2012 09:56 pm (UTC)
bow @ brangelina
smnp 10th-Jun-2012 11:14 pm (UTC)
amen
dedradawn 10th-Jun-2012 11:25 pm (UTC)
She had such an "Earth Mother" glow after her kids were born/adopted. Of course people would prefer her to Jessica Simpson, who's been looking more normal and basic through her maternity experience.
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