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10:36 pm - 06/09/2012

Beyoncé's Travel Comfort Changes Course of National Security

The TSA Will No Longer Pat Down Beyoncé—Who Else Can Evade Security?



The TSA (Transportation Security Administration) announced that they are going to ease up on security measures for celebrities at the airport. Well, well—it seems that exclusive clubs and restaurants aren't the only places that will pull aside the velvet rope for celebs and give them special treatment. Is this unfair?

Perhaps, but it is a more realistic approach to airport security. Mike Rogers, chairman of the House Homeland Security Transportation Subcommittee, said: "There are certain people that are just so well-known that you've just got to use your common sense. Because if you start patting them down, people are going to say, 'They're patting down Beyoncé.' I mean, she's not going to blow a plane up." He has a point, but it would be comical to watch her go through that awkward x-ray machine with her arms up and try to stay posh at the same time.


The TSA might also "want to stop patting down recognizable passengers such as former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld and former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger," say sources. They are attempting to repair their poor customer service image in response to the public's ongoing frustration. Administrator John Pistole said they have already implemented screening methods for older passengers that are less intrusive (travelers 75 and older may now leave their shoes and coats on when they go through security).

The TSA said they have gotten complaints from people of being treated in an unprofessional manner. Americans are "disgusted and outraged with the department that they see as bloated and inefficient," said Rogers. Some people say they are even flying less because they don't even want to deal with the hassle of going through security.

What do you think about the new more lax security measures? True, Beyoncé probably won't blow up a plane, but is it a good idea to allow certain people through without checking them as thoroughly as others.


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People will call this treatment unfair, consider two points. (1) TSA screening guidelines are developed to deal with a large volume of people that are not well known - in this specific instance, how necessary in the in-depth screening (although I believe some level of searching is necessary, regardless)? (2) How will they determine that someone is well known enough to have relaxed or no screening?
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isntdaveone 10th-Jun-2012 02:41 am (UTC)
YUCK.
fight4thislove 10th-Jun-2012 02:42 am (UTC)
Cannot wait for Rush Limbaugh or the rest of the republican clowns to pick up on this story and say its because of Jay/Bey's relationship with the Obama's and how he is giving preferential treatment to millionaires who fund his campaigns

Edited at 2012-06-10 02:45 am (UTC)
zemi_chan 10th-Jun-2012 02:45 am (UTC)
Oh God, no. I can see this happening, and it scares me.
isntdaveone 10th-Jun-2012 02:52 am (UTC)
but it's true tho.

democrat or republican or liberatarion, this SHOULD infuriate you beyond words.

an 95 year old with Alzheimer's and chronic pain still has to go thru the pat-down and checkups but not Beyonce Knowles???

how is that fair any way you look at it?
fight4thislove 10th-Jun-2012 02:54 am (UTC)
Oh I don't think it's fair at all. I was just stating that I cannot wait for the inevitable shitstorm from Fox News and talk radio.

Edited at 2012-06-10 03:31 am (UTC)
friarsfire 10th-Jun-2012 02:57 am (UTC)
They are attempting to repair their poor customer service image in response to the public's ongoing frustration. Administrator John Pistole said they have already implemented screening methods for older passengers that are less intrusive (travelers 75 and older may now leave their shoes and coats on when they go through security).
infinite_drag 10th-Jun-2012 03:09 am (UTC)
It's not... Reminds me of this time I was going through security at heathrow, and this lady attempted to pat down a toddler, and the kid started crying and running away from her.

It was simultaneously funny and horrifying.
lestat 10th-Jun-2012 02:54 am (UTC)
shivering. :((
apothecaries 10th-Jun-2012 03:27 am (UTC)
Ive seen Rush be patted down at the airport before. Hes always traveling through O'Hare. He will be jealoussssss.
dfabb 10th-Jun-2012 03:38 am (UTC)
Ugh my mom listens to him religiously and I can absolutely see him saying this...
bibbysbaby 10th-Jun-2012 05:05 am (UTC)
I can't wait for some Z lister still get patted down and see them try to pull a "don't you know who I am card". then angrily take to twitter and say how offended they are.
emstrange1 10th-Jun-2012 11:44 am (UTC)
Faux News and Rush are not only going to make it about favoritism shown to Obama's wealthy campaign donors, they're gonna inject race into it by saying it's because bey is Black. They may even talk about how BeyZ are friends with the Obamas and probably make a reference to Michelle saying she wants to be like Beyonce.
hope_remains 10th-Jun-2012 02:42 am (UTC)
It doesn't seem ~fair on paper but I'm glad to see people using common sense for once.

Unless Blue Ivy smuggles a bomb onto a plane, o shi.
mots_inutiles 10th-Jun-2012 05:02 am (UTC)
But here's my question, logically, can't someone use the "oh I'm a celebrity, therefore I'm obviously not going to blow something up" to their advantage? Like, find someone that looks so much like Bey and get an entourage, fake IDs, etc?

And the point is, no one should get preferential treatment. Everyone goes through security for a reason (even though I think those boxy radiation Xray machines are worthless pieces of shit and are invasive of our personal privacy). I think certain protocols are a little ridiculous (the caps on the amounts of liquids, stuff like that). That being said, no one is going to force you into getting a pat down. If you say, "I'm uncomfortable with this" you can pull your clothing tightly to reveal that you don't have anything on you. I know, because as a sexual assault victim I didn't want anyone touching me so they let me do this because I was about to have a panic attack at the thought of someone touching me.

I just don't think a celebrity should be exempt simply because the public has a perception of them that they deem is safe. How does that equate to a known fact that they are a safe person?
rabbitncavylove 10th-Jun-2012 07:39 am (UTC)
yeah what if they are targeted or someone in their entourage or security sneaks something w/ them?

or someone fakes being them

they should get the same treatment
preciosatt 10th-Jun-2012 01:38 pm (UTC)
You do realise that there is actually already a long list of people who have always been exempt from TSA screenings right?
abbie 10th-Jun-2012 02:43 am (UTC)
As an Arabic International student that flies to and from Heathrow six times a year and gets 'randomly pulled aside' EVERY TIME for the last THREE YEARS, fuck this.

Edited at 2012-06-10 02:44 am (UTC)
manicpixiegirl 10th-Jun-2012 02:47 am (UTC)
damn that awful bb
redlipped 10th-Jun-2012 02:49 am (UTC)
You know whats DISGUSTING? I once dated this Pakistani boy for awhile, and he told me that ALWAYS happened to him in airports. Like he was pulled aside and viciously interrogated. I didn't believe him.

Then one time we were out sitting in a car in a restaurant parking lot and he walked over to a convenience store to get something and were planning to go in the restaurant after. He came back and opened whatever he bought and SOME RANDOM POLICE OFFICER CAME OVER TO THE CAR, TAPPED ON THE GLASS, AND WAS LIKE "Ma'am can I talk to you a minute?" And I'm like "uhhhh sure..." and he's like "I know you've been crying, did he hurt you?" and I'm like WTF!!!!!!!!!! Umm no crying, no arguing, no hitting, nothing. I was just being a normal person sitting in a car reading a book?? Who the fuck DOES that? I mean, is it THAT hard to accept a little blonde girl is dating someone with tan skin? What in the actual fuck. Surreal moment to be honest.

Then I was thinking back to his story this one time that I lost my license in Vegas and realized 20 minutes before I had to be at the Vegas airport. They let me on, through security, through EVERYTHING without even giving me a second look when I had no proof at all that I was the person on the ticket. That shocked me again.
abbie 10th-Jun-2012 02:55 am (UTC)
Yeah I'm terrified of going to American airports cause I hear HORRIBLE stories about the TSA. :/

In England they're nice enough, I mean, it's fucking annoying now-- after so many times I've lost count, but at least they're civil 95% of the time.

The looks you get from everyone else in line digging a hole in the back of your neck while you're trying to talk to two men in uniforms as they note down everything you say and flicking through your phone while you're standing like an idiot juggling your belt, shoes, wallet and headphones is a dick though. @_@;

I've also noticed their entire demeanour shifts once I open my mouth and they hear this fluent, friendly, American accent coming out of this brown 20 something year old with facial hair travelling alone. They're so much more friendly all of a sudden. It rubs me the wrong way.
gorlplz 10th-Jun-2012 03:05 am (UTC)
what. the. FUCK?

sis u sure u weren't dreaming, cuz..

linnetbird 10th-Jun-2012 04:42 am (UTC)
this is unrelated to the airport issue, but i am in an interracial relationship and i have experienced the same kind of behavior as you have. i am a blonde, relatively small white girl who tends to come off naive (or so i've been told... i actually just have shitty social anxiety lol) and i have had people think i need "rescuing" from my black boyfriend. once we were at a very nice restaurant (in nyc, of all places) and he left for a minute to go to the bathroom, and the host came over and asked me, in a seemingly very concerned way, "Ma'am... can I help you?" and I was like "What?" and he responded, still looking concerned, "Is everything all right? There's nothing I can help you with?" and i was like "Um... no."

I know it seems like I was being hypersensitive but the fact that he swooped on me the minute my boyfriend was gone and his mannerisms were extremely unnerving, and it felt as though he thought that I was in some kind of bad situation that I needed help from.
shining_starsxx 10th-Jun-2012 05:11 am (UTC)
Ugh. Fuck life.
silverstarry 10th-Jun-2012 03:05 am (UTC)
I once went on a work trip with five other coworkers. Our flights were booked together so we had to travel in a pack. Each time we went through security, one of our coworkers was pulled aside for a "random" check. Go figure that the ethnic looking French Algerian was chosen every single time but the rest of us were able to breeze right through. By the fourth flight, he told us all to go ahead of him in the security line since he was counting on being frisked.
gorlplz 10th-Jun-2012 03:05 am (UTC)
basically
apothecaries 10th-Jun-2012 03:28 am (UTC)
gorl I worked at the airport and 3 out of 5 times I got ~chosen in a two day span. And I'm white! From what I've seen the eye in the sky tells the ppl who to flag but they would never admit that.
_xxtom 10th-Jun-2012 03:41 am (UTC)
Fuck this shitty racist world tbh
iceynickles 10th-Jun-2012 04:29 am (UTC)
My father gets pulled aside and interrogated almost everytime he's flown for the last 11 year, plus FBI agents set up meetings to talk to him sometimes :/ He has a ton of their cards. We've missed flights before because they whisked him off somewhere or wanted to search us and our luggage. One time they took my dad for a few hours and after they brought him back they came and took his carry on. Turns out one of the workers had accidentally put their notes in it SMH.

My mom and I cover our faces and have to have our IDs checked which is fine but they also insist on doing pat downs and some places they haven't even wanted to take us to a more private place to check our faces :/

It's horrible when you're pulled aside and everyone is side-eying you, isn't it?
xcollsangelx 10th-Jun-2012 04:32 am (UTC)
That is horrible :(

irinafan 10th-Jun-2012 08:02 am (UTC)
My housemate is from Pakistan and the same thing happens to him "randomly" every single time when he flies into a little english airport. Makes me angry.
wristtattoos 10th-Jun-2012 12:13 pm (UTC)
bf and his father go through this every time they fly internationally. it's ridiculous.
katakokk 11th-Jun-2012 12:10 pm (UTC)
:(((( That's awful. Absolutely awful. I'm sorry.

I haven't had it that bad, but there was one time that I was on a school trip and everyone was pulled aside except for the all-American chaperone and one student (who is actually Jewish, but does not look ethnic in the slightest). Our chaperone tried to joke about it, but it fell flat. :\

But there was a Sikh boy I knew who had to bring his passport to the airport regardless of whether he was flying domestic or international.
mechuparmucho 10th-Jun-2012 02:43 am (UTC)
of of
vzylexy 10th-Jun-2012 02:43 am (UTC)
My friends and I were going through McCarran International and one of them was randomly searched, but nothing was searched other than their phone.

Edited at 2012-06-10 02:44 am (UTC)
redlipped 10th-Jun-2012 02:50 am (UTC)
That's so creepy. I wonder why they do that?
teawithnoddy 10th-Jun-2012 02:51 am (UTC)
What do you mean their phone was searched? Like security went through the phones contents (texts, calls, etc), or they searched the phone physically?
vzylexy 10th-Jun-2012 02:54 am (UTC)
They just told him to stand off to the side while they searched something, and the only thing they looked at was his phone that he put in the tray. Not sure if they went through his contacts or texts, though. We only waited a minute or so, so I doubt it.

Edited at 2012-06-10 02:55 am (UTC)
abbie 10th-Jun-2012 02:56 am (UTC)
They ask for my phone and then take it away from view. Like, walk off with it while others interrogate me. So rude.
wigglybob 10th-Jun-2012 03:11 am (UTC)
Wow searching phones... I'm starting to not regret the fact I haven't rode on an airplane since I was 3...
omgzitsdana 10th-Jun-2012 02:44 am (UTC)
So what about the business traveler who's at the airport as much as beyonce? No doubt they don't ease up on them. I definitely do not agree.
janeeyre 10th-Jun-2012 02:46 am (UTC)
mte
ourferocity 10th-Jun-2012 02:53 am (UTC)
frequent flyers can get a background check and be put on a list to clear security faster.
slutzilla 10th-Jun-2012 02:56 am (UTC)
unless they changed recently those programs only work for like 2 airports
omgzitsdana 10th-Jun-2012 02:59 am (UTC)
I know there is things like the nexus pass for quick border crossing, but still why announce that you are blatantly easing up on people? Just do whatever it is to have quicker clearance. Just irritates me, because I still deal with the normal airport security and I don't complain at all, but because beyonce is a celebrity she gets it a little easier? So should others regardless of status if there is this list you speak of haha

Edited at 2012-06-10 03:01 am (UTC)
poehleroid 10th-Jun-2012 03:40 am (UTC)
my dad got that, but it doesn't work for all airports
fruitchews 10th-Jun-2012 02:44 am (UTC)
This is stupid. Regardless of your public status, you should be pat down like everyone else. If you don't want to go through that, get your own plane.
la_fours 10th-Jun-2012 02:44 am (UTC)
You know this is going to lead to some Zoolander shit where Leo Dicaprio is brainwashed and turned into a terrorist operative who can get past security.

At least that's what would happen in the movies.
manicpixiegirl 10th-Jun-2012 02:48 am (UTC)
lol
guadalcanal 10th-Jun-2012 02:52 am (UTC)
call it the hollywood candidate
veni 10th-Jun-2012 03:10 am (UTC)
this was half of the first thing i thought. it was really wrestling out the part of me that thinks it's ridiculously unfair
infinite_drag 10th-Jun-2012 03:14 am (UTC)
LOL
thelovehater 10th-Jun-2012 03:17 am (UTC)
LOL I love it.
_xxtom 10th-Jun-2012 03:42 am (UTC)
lmfao
la_sikka 10th-Jun-2012 04:28 am (UTC)
still wouldnt win him an oscar.
_theo 10th-Jun-2012 04:55 am (UTC)
Oh snap.
shining_starsxx 10th-Jun-2012 05:13 am (UTC)
Cackling.
stormer1_1 10th-Jun-2012 05:16 am (UTC)
burn
bohemianvixen 10th-Jun-2012 06:29 am (UTC)
I can see it happening. Not brainwashing, but impersonating a star to get their shit done.
monaes 10th-Jun-2012 02:45 am (UTC)
im not okay with this
abbie 10th-Jun-2012 02:46 am (UTC)
Al Qaeda is recruiting celebrity lookalikes and assembling fake entourages as we speak.
ty_slilreject 10th-Jun-2012 02:46 am (UTC)
This is dumb.
isntdaveone 10th-Jun-2012 02:46 am (UTC)
this is beyond disgusting.

UGH.
dottiehinkle 10th-Jun-2012 02:46 am (UTC)
Must be nice to rich and famous to the point where you're able to avoid airport security.
slutzilla 10th-Jun-2012 02:47 am (UTC)
thats also known as having netjets/a private jet. most private airports don't have security measures other than an ID check
omgzitsdana 10th-Jun-2012 03:02 am (UTC)
Wll then they should go there. Regular airports should have all the regular security measures, if you choose to go to a major hub sucks for you.
sandstorm 10th-Jun-2012 02:46 am (UTC)
Well, that gives me a lot of relief.
friarsfire 10th-Jun-2012 02:47 am (UTC)
LOL
harrypotterlvr3 10th-Jun-2012 07:56 am (UTC)
lmaooo
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