ONTD

12:03 pm - 06/08/2012

Fucking Brian Denies Everything



Actor Brian Presley (also known as Fucking Brian) has responded to claims made by model Melissa Stetten that he hit on her while on a red eye flight from Los Angeles. Stetten now-famously live tweeted the entire ordeal, including him telling her that he ended an engagement after six months and later taking off his wedding ring in the bathroom. Presley has been married for ten years and has a son with his wife.

Stetten responded by simply writing "Now THIS is funny..." with a link to a screencap of Presley's response.





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If you want to light up your life here's his post on Facebook filled with delightful comments and homosexual conspiracies.
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superdogbiter To his wife8th-Jun-2012 05:21 pm (UTC)
DUMP HIM FASTER THAN A LOSER IN THE CASH CAB
evett Re: To his wife8th-Jun-2012 05:33 pm (UTC)
aprilbegins Re: To his wife8th-Jun-2012 05:38 pm (UTC)
omg amazing. I adored that storyline. I once met Señor Bailey.
stefan221 Re: To his wife8th-Jun-2012 05:39 pm (UTC)
perhaps the best tracy moment in the series
cowboyhayhay Re: To his wife8th-Jun-2012 06:35 pm (UTC)
Lololol
flicka23 8th-Jun-2012 06:36 pm (UTC)
bwahahaha
darkanddusty Re: To his wife8th-Jun-2012 11:50 pm (UTC)
lol the gif froze and it looked like he was wearing an NBC logo necklace for a second...
hiclasslowlife Re: To his wife8th-Jun-2012 05:38 pm (UTC)
lol omg
whosebatman Re: To his wife8th-Jun-2012 05:58 pm (UTC)
God I wish to ride in the Cash Cab someday.
invisible_cunt Re: To his wife8th-Jun-2012 09:27 pm (UTC)
i want to be on cash cab so bad

my cousin's friends were on it and lost
not surprised tbh. they're ~tumblr famous
hiclasslowlife 8th-Jun-2012 05:21 pm (UTC)
~SCANDALOUS
kthx_die_x0 8th-Jun-2012 05:21 pm (UTC)
FUCKING BRIAN
fwee_prower 8th-Jun-2012 05:22 pm (UTC)
Image and video hosting by TinyPic

this bastard
babysinclair 8th-Jun-2012 05:25 pm (UTC)
The faces are great but all of their hair are not

Edited at 2012-06-08 05:25 pm (UTC)
theuglycry 8th-Jun-2012 05:36 pm (UTC)
Carrie's hair is good tbh.
iamalreadyinuse 8th-Jun-2012 05:46 pm (UTC)
um excuse you carrie's hair is fabulous.
browniecakemix 8th-Jun-2012 06:31 pm (UTC)
w/e Carrie's hair is groce, Samantha's hair here is qt
bluepassiflora 8th-Jun-2012 06:27 pm (UTC)
It is strange how dated this show already looks.
theredwolf 9th-Jun-2012 01:05 am (UTC)
I now have to rewatch satc...for the 6th time :P
luminaire 8th-Jun-2012 05:22 pm (UTC)
yesss I was hoping there'd be a post on this.

seriously fuck this douche.
shelostcontro1 8th-Jun-2012 05:50 pm (UTC)
lol i made front page of reddit yesterday posting this gem
eronanke 8th-Jun-2012 05:54 pm (UTC)
I knew it was an ONTD'er who did it.
wastedaudio 8th-Jun-2012 06:31 pm (UTC)
the douche wizards commenting on the post were actually defending him. i can't the sexism on that site tbh.
markovnikov 8th-Jun-2012 05:22 pm (UTC)
lol this guy is a mess
bohhead 8th-Jun-2012 05:57 pm (UTC)
omg ur icon is too qt
ooh_mrdarcy 8th-Jun-2012 05:22 pm (UTC)
sure, we believe you honey
hiclasslowlife also this gif is appropriate8th-Jun-2012 05:22 pm (UTC)
pseudo_nom Re: also this gif is appropriate8th-Jun-2012 05:23 pm (UTC)
lmao, it is.
mmbien Re: also this gif is appropriate8th-Jun-2012 05:48 pm (UTC)
mmmmmicon
babysinclair Re: also this gif is appropriate8th-Jun-2012 05:23 pm (UTC)
This gif is my life rn
megisthesex Re: also this gif is appropriate8th-Jun-2012 05:24 pm (UTC)
this is incredible. i want to use it for everything.
poop_of_death Re: also this gif is appropriate8th-Jun-2012 05:24 pm (UTC)
Tarantino gifs are always appropriate.
ragechill Re: also this gif is appropriate8th-Jun-2012 05:25 pm (UTC)
LOL
sugarcrawler Re: also this gif is appropriate8th-Jun-2012 05:25 pm (UTC)
lol irl
hello_samm Re: also this gif is appropriate8th-Jun-2012 05:25 pm (UTC)
Always appropriate. I love him tbh.
la_fours Re: also this gif is appropriate8th-Jun-2012 05:26 pm (UTC)
The moment I saw this in the DU trailer I fell in love with it.
sleepymonster Re: also this gif is appropriate8th-Jun-2012 05:26 pm (UTC)
Amazing! lol
mercibeaucul Re: also this gif is appropriate8th-Jun-2012 05:29 pm (UTC)
I cannot verbally express how much this gif/clip lights up my life. I can hardly breathe for laughing every time I see it and IDK why it's even funny. The instant I saw this part in the teaser I knew that it would already be GIFed.
invitroblossoms Re: also this gif is appropriate8th-Jun-2012 05:29 pm (UTC)
Lol perfect.
bienenkiste Re: also this gif is appropriate8th-Jun-2012 05:43 pm (UTC)
LMAAO YES
chokey_lowkey Re: also this gif is appropriate8th-Jun-2012 05:44 pm (UTC)
fuck. beat me to it!
annadraper Re: also this gif is appropriate8th-Jun-2012 05:46 pm (UTC)
lmao
madame_no Re: also this gif is appropriate8th-Jun-2012 05:55 pm (UTC)
dives Re: also this gif is appropriate8th-Jun-2012 06:19 pm (UTC)
I love hating on Leo's eternal Oscar quest, but this gif is amazing.
actxappalledx Re: also this gif is appropriate8th-Jun-2012 06:24 pm (UTC)

chainsaw_apple Re: also this gif is appropriate8th-Jun-2012 06:40 pm (UTC)
God, he's so hot. I don't care how "bloated" he gets
sketchinglife Re: also this gif is appropriate8th-Jun-2012 06:58 pm (UTC)
LOL spot on
crumpets_ Re: also this gif is appropriate8th-Jun-2012 10:24 pm (UTC)
perfect gif usage tbh

my love for this man knows no bounds
16_bit_goddess Re: also this gif is appropriate8th-Jun-2012 10:25 pm (UTC)
LMAO!
ani_di_franco 8th-Jun-2012 05:22 pm (UTC)
poop_of_death 8th-Jun-2012 05:31 pm (UTC)
the drop shadow though
ani_di_franco 8th-Jun-2012 05:34 pm (UTC)
Huh. I didn't even notice that.
rctshack 8th-Jun-2012 07:20 pm (UTC)
it's literally a dropping shadow....
cowboyhayhay 8th-Jun-2012 06:37 pm (UTC)
All of flavor of love and I love ny is on Hulu... I'm set for days
nachomuchacho 8th-Jun-2012 05:22 pm (UTC)
Lol
imnotasquirrel 8th-Jun-2012 05:23 pm (UTC)
Fucking Brian's Divine Interception '12 for all the awards.
stefan221 8th-Jun-2012 05:40 pm (UTC)
is that the ONTD name for this incident......


....if so, I'm a fan
bostongirl2003 8th-Jun-2012 05:53 pm (UTC)
lol, when he was trying to chat the woman up on the plane he started talking about God and said it was "divine interception" that they were there together.
muzicnem 8th-Jun-2012 06:20 pm (UTC)
ikr

That posted shook my world.
megisthesex 8th-Jun-2012 05:23 pm (UTC)
yep. it is pretty WIERD someone would make up such a tale!
thewunderland 8th-Jun-2012 06:01 pm (UTC)
it's rare seeing someone writing weird properly on the internet
evilharrington 8th-Jun-2012 06:11 pm (UTC)
Really WIERD. Fucking Brian needs to watch who he speaks TOO too.
chainsaw_apple 8th-Jun-2012 06:41 pm (UTC)
lmao
tink_1326 8th-Jun-2012 06:16 pm (UTC)
He should be more careful about who he says hello too.
hannahstarr 8th-Jun-2012 06:27 pm (UTC)
ngl his spelling was the main point I took from his response
blitz 9th-Jun-2012 12:37 pm (UTC)
lmao
explodingpuppet 8th-Jun-2012 05:24 pm (UTC)
yesss ready for this
suedeheadspike 8th-Jun-2012 05:24 pm (UTC)
I know this d-bag is never going to come up again but I kinda wish there was a 'fucking brian' tag. Just because.
chandyland11 8th-Jun-2012 05:29 pm (UTC)
omg I second this wish HARD
musicnextdoor 8th-Jun-2012 05:32 pm (UTC)
I think he will, because he's going to mess up again and now that it's "today's age" people will report it.

And I second yr wish.

Edited at 2012-06-08 05:33 pm (UTC)
affliction 8th-Jun-2012 05:36 pm (UTC)
omg fourth it
wholly_cow 8th-Jun-2012 05:43 pm (UTC)
fifth
indelikatt 8th-Jun-2012 05:44 pm (UTC)
oh god fuck yes. YES.
empirebird 8th-Jun-2012 05:48 pm (UTC)
fucking brian tag should be a new tag for any and all twitter related controversies imo

Miley Cyrus tweets nudes

"Fucking Brian."

50 cent and P. Diddy have verbal smackdown in 140 characters

"fucking Brain."


I mean, why not tbh
aviolentwhisper 8th-Jun-2012 06:16 pm (UTC)
IA, I'm sure if there was a tag, we would find some awesome uses for it.
muzicnem 8th-Jun-2012 06:22 pm (UTC)
I agree. It'd be a nostalgic nod to what is going to become a legendary post.
cab 8th-Jun-2012 06:38 pm (UTC)
no thanks.
studio541 8th-Jun-2012 07:12 pm (UTC)
*loves it*
crumpets_ 8th-Jun-2012 10:27 pm (UTC)
I was so hoping when I saw the post that it would become an "I know bitch, I was watching" moment
lucciolaa 8th-Jun-2012 05:50 pm (UTC)
+1


If he ever makes it big, we can use it forever
stuckmodebabe 8th-Jun-2012 05:57 pm (UTC)
LOL IA
myblackass 8th-Jun-2012 06:24 pm (UTC)
IA. It should be a catch all for all Twitter wars.
eggtard 8th-Jun-2012 07:01 pm (UTC)
yes! (also, neutral milk hotel <3)
anime_fanatic19 10th-Jun-2012 07:36 pm (UTC)
haha yess. also, hello userpic, fuck yeah!
freeze_i_say 10th-Jun-2012 10:05 pm (UTC)
YASSSSSS
babysinclair 8th-Jun-2012 05:24 pm (UTC)
The ~Sobriety rocks!!~ is killing me softly
sugarcrawler 8th-Jun-2012 05:26 pm (UTC)
mte
loverelapse 8th-Jun-2012 05:34 pm (UTC)
it was the cherry on top
aviolentwhisper 8th-Jun-2012 05:35 pm (UTC)
It Must Be True Because He Capitalized It!
sicksiqsick 8th-Jun-2012 06:11 pm (UTC)
lol
bighype 8th-Jun-2012 07:52 pm (UTC)
lmao
electrozombie 8th-Jun-2012 06:11 pm (UTC)
omg me too
fashionbabylon 8th-Jun-2012 06:49 pm (UTC)
tbh I try to be judgement-free when it comes to recovering addicts, nothing is more important in an addict's life than their sobriety. if he actually had a relapse on the plane, going after him for cheating on his wife is fair game, but addiction is a life-ender and mocking him is kind of crass
dnttllhrry 8th-Jun-2012 09:18 pm (UTC)
after everything she tweeted about him, he is worried about the lone beer he had in a cup.
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