ONTD

2:18 pm - 06/06/2012

FUCKING BRIAN('S DIVINE INTERCEPTION) '12

Model Is Hit On By Married Actor, Live Tweets Every Humiliating Detail



Tip for modern adulterers: If you're planning to cheat on your wife of 10 years by awkwardly hitting on the model seated next to you on your flight out of Los Angeles, make sure she isn't live-tweeting the entire miserable experience to her 13,000 followers. That's exactly what happened to one unlucky actor this morning when he crossed model/Twitter funnyperson Melissa Stetten, who over the course of her flight discovered through the help of the Internet that not only is "Brian" married with child, he's also a devout Christian and gigantic hypocrite. We're not sure what he should be more embarrassed about: his now-public philandering, or the fact that he name-dropped Matthew McConaughey.















































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courtesy of seashell_bikini

misspinkkate 6th-Jun-2012 08:25 pm (UTC)
Love this.
itscomicrelief 6th-Jun-2012 08:26 pm (UTC)
She done brewed the tea double strength, then spilled it everywherrrrre.

He's kind of generic hot, just saying.
dropdeadpirate 6th-Jun-2012 09:18 pm (UTC)
LOL
muzicnem 6th-Jun-2012 09:21 pm (UTC)
lmao double strength
shining_lore 6th-Jun-2012 09:32 pm (UTC)
A+ Shade
jen_jen0708 6th-Jun-2012 09:51 pm (UTC)
HAHA I want to save that sentence for a rainy day
pikapika217 6th-Jun-2012 09:52 pm (UTC)
this comment is BEAUTIFUL

itscomicrelief 6th-Jun-2012 08:27 pm (UTC)
I meant to leave a new comment, but accidentally replied. Oop.
angela_stjoan 6th-Jun-2012 08:35 pm (UTC)
Yes!
mercystars 6th-Jun-2012 08:47 pm (UTC)
mte
16_bit_goddess 6th-Jun-2012 08:25 pm (UTC)
lmao this is hilarious (esp that last tweet about the window) but also just horribly cruel and invasive. I really hate twitter despite how amusing it is.
flightbyzephyr 6th-Jun-2012 08:34 pm (UTC)
You've said what I wanted to say. A part of me wants to be like "fuck him he's a cheater" but then that awful concience kicks in and reminds me it is kinda worrying that our every action and conversation can be reported on now in exspicit detail. :|
16_bit_goddess 6th-Jun-2012 10:46 pm (UTC)
absolutely. the fact that she tweeted every single thing he did/said is really blowing my mind. beyond extreme imo.
empirebird 7th-Jun-2012 05:41 am (UTC)
Then I guess we should always do things that'll make us proud from now on.
fastfwd 7th-Jun-2012 05:33 pm (UTC)
This.

The guy is an asshole and should be ashamed of himself...but I don't think much of her, either.

She could have shut him down right away by saying she wasn't available, or even just by talking to a flight attendant and asking to have her seat changed. Instead, she chose to humiliate a person in public for being weak. Not for molesting a child or picking someone's pocket or committing any sort of crime, which is why a lot of people have their lives ruined but merely for being a jerk.

Remember that the next time you talk to someone who seems especially attached to a cell phone.

I can't help wondering how the tweeter in question feels about privacy issues.

(I also didn't know you could tweet inflight. When did that happen?)
smoore23 6th-Jun-2012 08:36 pm (UTC)
I know. There were a bunch of kids at the school I work at who got in trouble for posting stuff about teachers. I saw some of the tweets and they were just so disrespectful.
pilotesse 6th-Jun-2012 08:50 pm (UTC)
yeah ita
peggybundy 6th-Jun-2012 08:52 pm (UTC)
mte :/
xx_rapunzel_xx 6th-Jun-2012 09:25 pm (UTC)
yeah really. you never know who's listening to you anymore.
scriptedending 6th-Jun-2012 08:25 pm (UTC)
wow.
wanna_catch_me 6th-Jun-2012 08:26 pm (UTC)
LMAO I don't know who this Melissa Stetten person is, but I love her already.
friarsfire 6th-Jun-2012 08:31 pm (UTC)
ONTD'S NEW LOVE TBQH

ETA: Her twit pics!





Edited at 2012-06-06 09:03 pm (UTC)
squishinator 6th-Jun-2012 09:16 pm (UTC)
ew why is courtney fingering herself
_folieadeux 6th-Jun-2012 09:25 pm (UTC)
Lmao, I love her.
dropdeadpirate 6th-Jun-2012 09:26 pm (UTC)
LMFAO

I LOVE HER
tigersnap 6th-Jun-2012 09:26 pm (UTC)
Gosh making fun of a 17 year old girl for looking old is SO hilarious and original.
electrozombie 6th-Jun-2012 09:47 pm (UTC)
urgh
anna_salem 6th-Jun-2012 08:36 pm (UTC)
She's ONTD stanning material, straight up.
executivehpfan 6th-Jun-2012 08:38 pm (UTC)
THIS.
jessyryan 6th-Jun-2012 08:42 pm (UTC)
MTE
kimmy_kun 6th-Jun-2012 08:45 pm (UTC)
Ikr?
musicnextdoor 6th-Jun-2012 08:46 pm (UTC)
same. Calling this guy out on so much shit, deservedly so. <3
sky3205 6th-Jun-2012 08:52 pm (UTC)
LMAO, IKR?
She probably is a ONTDER
infinite_drag 6th-Jun-2012 09:05 pm (UTC)
HBIC tbh
hilsongirl 6th-Jun-2012 09:20 pm (UTC)
i'd stan her
noon 6th-Jun-2012 08:26 pm (UTC)
i've never heard of this model before but she sounds hilarious imo
jaded56 6th-Jun-2012 08:26 pm (UTC)
wow
sixseventytwo 6th-Jun-2012 08:26 pm (UTC)
I rllllllllly hate chatty cathys on airplanes
rocksaltme 6th-Jun-2012 08:47 pm (UTC)
I'm a chatty cathy every where, flying isn't going to get me to shut it. However, if someone is obviously not interested in talking I tend to move on to another person. haha
Airports are the best for random interesting conversations.
cupkate 7th-Jun-2012 01:30 am (UTC)
But on redeyes? I HATE those people with a passion.
ectypes 6th-Jun-2012 10:15 pm (UTC)
I hate chatty cathys any where and every where. especially on the metro.
rhapsodeeinblue 7th-Jun-2012 02:58 am (UTC)
Same. I just want to be left alone~~
fuckyess 7th-Jun-2012 08:34 am (UTC)
the last time i flew my (then) bf and i missed our layover

his fault tbh

but we got on a stand by flight and we didn't get to sit together and i had this old woman who wanted to be bff

we had an EARLY flight and he hadn't packed because he was a jackass so we stayed up the whole night to pack and make the flight and i was DYING tired but she just kept talking
silverstarry 9th-Jun-2012 07:05 am (UTC)
Chatty Cathys on long plane rides are one of the many reasons I love my noise canceling headphones.
steph_monster 6th-Jun-2012 08:26 pm (UTC)
devochkazhenya 6th-Jun-2012 09:07 pm (UTC)
lol where is this from?
egalitarianmuse 6th-Jun-2012 09:15 pm (UTC)
Friday or Next Friday.
glitterati 6th-Jun-2012 09:16 pm (UTC)
Watch "Friday" and discover the light, my child (and mother of dragons).
steph_monster 6th-Jun-2012 09:16 pm (UTC)
The hilar movie Friday with Ice Cube and Chris Tucker
nicolesnitchie 6th-Jun-2012 09:37 pm (UTC)
wow you've been missing out.
dropdeadpirate 6th-Jun-2012 09:39 pm (UTC)
i cant stop watching this
natvach 6th-Jun-2012 09:53 pm (UTC)
best reaction gif ever
jainypoo 6th-Jun-2012 11:12 pm (UTC)
haha my mind always goes to this movie when I'm cooking & I'm like damn...I've got cereal but no milk, flour but no eggs...I love this movie.
shutterspeed 6th-Jun-2012 08:26 pm (UTC)
Never heard of him.
actxappalledx 6th-Jun-2012 08:29 pm (UTC)
me either
robertsbox_xo 6th-Jun-2012 08:35 pm (UTC)
he was on a show called port charles
andisprohi 6th-Jun-2012 08:35 pm (UTC)
He was on Port Charles
la_fours 6th-Jun-2012 09:30 pm (UTC)
I just know him as a soap actor.
nicolesnitchie 6th-Jun-2012 09:37 pm (UTC)
same
matchitehew 6th-Jun-2012 09:53 pm (UTC)
Same.
soleil_kitty 7th-Jun-2012 04:47 am (UTC)
me either but maybe he's gonna be popular now? XD
klutzy_girl 6th-Jun-2012 08:26 pm (UTC)
I kinda feel like this is out of line, despite how much of a jerk this guy seems.
lulubelle007 6th-Jun-2012 08:32 pm (UTC)
same here
and just imagine how his wife feels

idk....tone it down a little bit maybe
aubade_saudade 6th-Jun-2012 08:34 pm (UTC)
I don't when it's about ostentatiously Christian dickwads who use their beliefs for attention, to seem holy and reformed, and often politically.
belkisa 6th-Jun-2012 08:37 pm (UTC)
MTE. is that how you want his wife to find out about him? she's not just humiliating him, but his wife and his family too and for what?

Edited at 2012-06-06 08:38 pm (UTC)
zephyrkist 6th-Jun-2012 08:37 pm (UTC)
In her defense, she didn't know he was anybody famous at first. Just some guy named Brian.
jigglemypuff 6th-Jun-2012 08:38 pm (UTC)
Agreed. How humiliating for the wife and son
nicolesnitchie 6th-Jun-2012 09:52 pm (UTC)
ia
fuckyess 7th-Jun-2012 08:37 am (UTC)
i think it's one thing when a third party spies on someone and outs them, but he was talking TO this girl, so it was her story to tell imo
panic_strickenr 6th-Jun-2012 08:26 pm (UTC)
oh my god. this is giving me life.
lillyluna 6th-Jun-2012 08:26 pm (UTC)
This is hillarious.
cartooneyes 6th-Jun-2012 08:26 pm (UTC)
what in the hell.
sursumcorda 6th-Jun-2012 08:26 pm (UTC)


my face rn
16_bit_goddess 6th-Jun-2012 08:32 pm (UTC)
rofl!
shanny_w 6th-Jun-2012 08:44 pm (UTC)
shire face
madness 6th-Jun-2012 08:45 pm (UTC)
LOL :D
chokey_lowkey 6th-Jun-2012 08:56 pm (UTC)
haha saving this
starchit 6th-Jun-2012 09:19 pm (UTC)
IRL LOL
ohyoudo 6th-Jun-2012 10:05 pm (UTC)
that's ONTD's face rn lbr
celtic_thistle 6th-Jun-2012 11:33 pm (UTC)
Actually wheezing at my desk.
peacetrains 6th-Jun-2012 08:26 pm (UTC)
IDK who either of these people are, but those tweets are hilarious.
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