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3:49 pm - 05/30/2012

Benedict Cumberbatch doesn't think he's sexy

Benedict Cumberbatch insists he's "barely the sexiest man in [his] flat", let alone the world.

The British actor was voted the world's hottest man in a newspaper poll recently, ahead of soccer hunk David Beckham and teen idols One Direction.

Despite the coveted title, Benedict remains coy about his newfound status.

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rollthedice23 30th-May-2012 08:14 pm (UTC)
he's a nice guy, but he is definitely not attractive
la_petite_singe 30th-May-2012 08:18 pm (UTC)
Oh, Christ, here we go again. WELL HE'S NOT / EXCUSE YOU HE IS PERFECTENSCHLAG / NO HE LOOKS LIKE A WEASEL / WELL MAYBE WEASELS ARE HOT AND YOU JUST LIKE SOME BASIC-ASS WHITE BITCHES / ALSO SOMETHING ABOUT DRAGGING AND SHADE AND TEA

I love you, ONTD, but you can be one repetitive heffa sometimes.
iamspam99 30th-May-2012 08:39 pm (UTC)
It's only like this because he's the one basic white guy ONTD has designated as okay to call ugly half of the site descends with bitchy comments normally reserved for girls while the other half vigorously defends their right to fap over someone who not everyone finds attractive.

Like if ONTD wasn't so nauseatingly fangirly with just about every other allegedly good-looking, questionably talented white actor, there wouldn't be this laser-focus on Cumberbatch.
la_petite_singe 30th-May-2012 08:54 pm (UTC)
Tsk...you lost me at "questionably talented," Ygritte. Like, personally I really don't care if people like who I like or find people hot or not, but I am forever wondering why people rank talent so low on the list. Like, that's my #1 thing. You catch my eye by being an awesome actor. Second to that is being a nice/interesting person IRL. Looks are at least third. That probably sounds lame, but, well, there you are. So I don't get the HE'S HOT / NO HE'S NOT argument at all, on several levels.
winegums 31st-May-2012 08:00 am (UTC)
yeah, idg the obsession with Taylor Kitsch either (and I've seen Friday Night Lights).

Now, piling on him would be true revenge for all the actress-hate on ontd. I mean,
Basic good looks? Check.
Questionably talented? Check.
White? CHECK.
Being repeatedly given career opportunities his non-white/female costars would never have even when they were better actors? CHECK.
bienenkiste 1st-Jun-2012 01:27 am (UTC)
to be fair i hate all white bread bitches equally
lookin atchu ryan gosling and hemsworths
whosmurry 30th-May-2012 09:11 pm (UTC)
This.
devochkazhenya 30th-May-2012 08:18 pm (UTC)
lawl I love you my beautifully Misshapen Prince
parisdiorchanel 30th-May-2012 08:18 pm (UTC)
lmao he's right.
therearewords 30th-May-2012 08:21 pm (UTC)
O lordies, Casanova TenInch!
reginageorge 30th-May-2012 08:22 pm (UTC)
lmao you ain't the only one.
elksa 30th-May-2012 08:22 pm (UTC)
He's not as ugly as people on ONTD think he is, but he definitely isn't "the world's hottest man." Hell, he's not even one of them.
kwikimart 30th-May-2012 08:26 pm (UTC)
It's not just us tho! Even one of the guys behind Sherlock basically called him ugly.

He is one of the few people in the world that are genuinely, genuinely ugly.
huntertp3 30th-May-2012 08:29 pm (UTC)
I almost feel bad for him. He is just one of those people who were born unfortunate looking.
bluepassiflora 30th-May-2012 08:55 pm (UTC)
He didn't basically call him ugly.

I don't know what genetically anomalous area of the world you are from where you haven't seen a truly physically ugly person, but this guy isn't objectively "genuinely, genuinely ugly" at all. You are projecting something onto him.

Plus, sexiness isn't solely about physicality, which has been said in every post about him, which you have been in.
watchsnowfall 30th-May-2012 08:22 pm (UTC)
idc i find him sexy as sherlock
also I'd give him a baby!
rubyboots 30th-May-2012 08:26 pm (UTC)
I wouldn't do that tbh, he looks like his species leaves their young to die alone in a forest or something
vivisexion 30th-May-2012 08:30 pm (UTC)
omg i'm laughing so hard i'm crying
watchsnowfall 30th-May-2012 08:30 pm (UTC)
l.m.a.o. oh my god

reidacted 30th-May-2012 08:35 pm (UTC)
Love him but you're killing me.
la_fours 30th-May-2012 08:36 pm (UTC)
lol irl
platinum_yum 30th-May-2012 08:30 pm (UTC)
I only find him sexy as sherlock
smelltheflowers 30th-May-2012 08:23 pm (UTC)

At least he's self-aware. I'll never understand those who find him attractive. To each their own, I guess :)

Edited at 2012-05-30 08:24 pm (UTC)

kwikimart 30th-May-2012 08:23 pm (UTC)
I wonder what he does with the skin he sheds.

comalies 30th-May-2012 08:25 pm (UTC)
If he's ever hard up for money he should sell it to his fangirls.
kwikimart 30th-May-2012 08:27 pm (UTC)
I was loling irl at this till I realised at least three of them would be up for buying it.
blondelilly 30th-May-2012 08:31 pm (UTC)
LMAO A+++
jasmina12345 30th-May-2012 08:24 pm (UTC)
lmao did he lie tho?
milkchokolate 30th-May-2012 08:24 pm (UTC)
spankmypirate 30th-May-2012 08:24 pm (UTC)
So many jokes. So little time.
bodyline 30th-May-2012 08:24 pm (UTC)
he would think correctly
rexilla 30th-May-2012 08:26 pm (UTC)
he looks like the master from btvs imo
comalies 30th-May-2012 08:29 pm (UTC)
Oh, I see it!
huntertp3 30th-May-2012 08:32 pm (UTC)
this
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