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10:57 am - 05/22/2012

Taylor Kitsch: 2012's Biggest FLOP


2012: The year that Hollywood took a chance on Taylor Kitsch and failed miserably.
John Carter cost an estimated $250 in production alone and returned about $72 million domestically since its March 9 release. Battleship opened this past weekend to the lowest domestic opening numbers ever for a film with a budget with $200 million or above: $25.3 million. The film cost an estimated $209 million to make.

Riding almost $500 million on Taylor Kitsch was a foolish gamble given his bland aesthetics—he's almost anonymously attractive and competent at best in both Carter and Batteship—and also because his most famous role was on the show Friday Night Lights, a notoriously under-watched cult sensation. All of the "Texas Forevers" and surly beer swigs in the world couldn't suggest this guy was ready for post-primetime.

Kitsch leapt to the big screen without John Carter's noted bone density/career stability to support him, but he also wasn't helped by the fact that fans of FNL simply can't see past the Riggins they learned to love. He'll always be that to them. He could be a victim of the Friends effect, except Friends was massive enough to outsize most blockbusters. Kitsch may be in the unfortunate predicament of having a relatively obscure, small-screen character from his past eclipse what could have otherwise been a legend-making film career.

Is there hope for him? Who knows. His presence wasn't enough to sail John Carter or Battleship, but both had problems not even the most no-brainer box office draw could have transcended. (Note that reliable performer Liam Neeson did nothing to rustle up interest for Battleship, nor did pop royalty Rihanna, who got all the best lines, even. The entire ensemble was dead in the exploding water.) Both films have made upwards of $200 million each in foreign box office numbers (Battleship has been out for weeks overseas), so things aren't a total wash. But the U.S. numbers are indicative of Kitsch's lack of power in these giant corporate machines. He is not the hero we want or need, and he's certainly no threat to Ryan Gosling or Channing Tatum, who's having a deservedly splendid year.

Kitsch is scheduled to next appear in and even headline Oliver Stone's Savages, out July 6. (He's first billed in IMDb.) Maybe out of the confines of big-budget bullshit, he will shine. Or maybe he'll be Riggins forever.

Source (written by the always on-point Rich Juzwiak of FourFour / Tyra GIFs fame)
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snuffyqui45 22nd-May-2012 06:04 pm (UTC)
"almost anonymously attractive"


WELL DAMN.
melimachiavelli 22nd-May-2012 06:09 pm (UTC)
he really is facial tofu.
owly 22nd-May-2012 06:24 pm (UTC)
lol
mikee414 22nd-May-2012 06:51 pm (UTC)
never heard that b4.. luv it
soleil_kitty 23rd-May-2012 04:24 am (UTC)
lolol!
huntertp3 22nd-May-2012 06:35 pm (UTC)
lol. I'm using this instead of bland from here on out.
jjro 22nd-May-2012 07:46 pm (UTC)
Lol, I love this description.
mjspice 23rd-May-2012 04:22 am (UTC)
lol XD
brenden 22nd-May-2012 06:05 pm (UTC)
I finally watched John Carter and it barely held my interest. And yeah...........his Rihannaesque forehead was distracting.

i love how ontd unanimously stans for rich. he really is the best. of the best.
biktur 22nd-May-2012 06:08 pm (UTC)
".his Rihannaesque forehead was distracting."

oh
brenden 22nd-May-2012 06:08 pm (UTC)
thats why i refuse to see battleship. too much forehead for one fucking film.
anna_salem 22nd-May-2012 06:23 pm (UTC)
I stan for Rich so hard! I cried for days when I read about him having to leave Winston (and Rudy) with his ex. :(
vehiclesshockme 22nd-May-2012 06:37 pm (UTC)
There's no way his forehead is bigger than Jared Padalecki's though.
stellawuzadiver 22nd-May-2012 08:48 pm (UTC)
His Project Runway recaps were a thing of beauty.
moviestar 23rd-May-2012 06:29 am (UTC)
I always read his articles on Gawker. I only stop scrolling for the ones that are interesting and his are always on point
sic_obsession 22nd-May-2012 06:05 pm (UTC)
Damn Tim Riggins. :/
grande_latte 22nd-May-2012 06:06 pm (UTC)
Battleship didn't flop worldwide tho so is it really a flop?
loganx2 22nd-May-2012 06:08 pm (UTC)
check out #4 on the list it will still lose about 120 mil.

http://www.vulture.com/2012/05/five-consequences-of-the-sinking-of-battleship.html
glo_unit 22nd-May-2012 06:11 pm (UTC)
The studio gets a much smaller cut of the international box office than it does domestic.
flightbyzephyr 22nd-May-2012 08:19 pm (UTC)
Really, why is that?
oohasparklie 22nd-May-2012 09:56 pm (UTC)
Not enough Askars in the preview, tbh.
grammaire 22nd-May-2012 06:06 pm (UTC)
I want him to be successful, we come from the same town.
cautionbomb 22nd-May-2012 06:08 pm (UTC)
You're from K-town! omg, Okanagan buddies.
grammaire 22nd-May-2012 06:14 pm (UTC)
hay girl hay!

revertigo 22nd-May-2012 06:37 pm (UTC)
korea town?
chthonist 22nd-May-2012 07:12 pm (UTC)
Say hi to Kevin Kane from The Grapes of Wrath for me!!!

I LOOOOVE him!
ryanfebruary 22nd-May-2012 07:25 pm (UTC)
I am from Kelowna too!

Perhaps if any more of his films bomb badly, he might just come home and we'll all get a chance to see his chops at the Community Theatre!
ryanfebruary 22nd-May-2012 07:28 pm (UTC)
Also, I want to know what he had to do to get the lead in two films of this calibre without REALLY climbing his way to top...

Edited at 2012-05-22 07:28 pm (UTC)
fabouluz 22nd-May-2012 06:06 pm (UTC)
Who is he??
misspinkkate 22nd-May-2012 06:17 pm (UTC)
TIM RIGGINS!
leopard_legs 22nd-May-2012 06:51 pm (UTC)
TEXAS FOREVER
calilivin16 22nd-May-2012 07:13 pm (UTC)
#33!
billcheckerb 22nd-May-2012 06:06 pm (UTC)
those movies would have flopped no matter who starred in them. his agent is the biggest flop for not getting him better roles.
nasstasja_sk 22nd-May-2012 06:33 pm (UTC)
MTE
thruyourveins 22nd-May-2012 06:55 pm (UTC)
ia
ohsmartie 22nd-May-2012 07:06 pm (UTC)
preach
goofusgallant 22nd-May-2012 07:26 pm (UTC)
seriously
crayoned 22nd-May-2012 08:27 pm (UTC)
lol yeah, don't blame it on him :(
mjspice 23rd-May-2012 04:23 am (UTC)
This tbh.
severalstories 24th-May-2012 03:35 am (UTC)
Seriously!
hello_samm 22nd-May-2012 06:07 pm (UTC)
Not his fault. :(
hello_samm 22nd-May-2012 06:09 pm (UTC)
Also,

mikee414 22nd-May-2012 06:11 pm (UTC)
DEAD

LMAO
snuffyqui45 22nd-May-2012 06:13 pm (UTC)
LOLOLOL
davetvs 22nd-May-2012 06:15 pm (UTC)
all the awards
revertigo 22nd-May-2012 06:38 pm (UTC)
ia
juanbomb 22nd-May-2012 06:43 pm (UTC)
crying
iamglory 22nd-May-2012 11:12 pm (UTC)
For choosing to be in a movie based on a board game where you put tiny pegs into tiny plastic ships and someone yells, 'YOU SUCK MY BATTLESHIP" yes...his fault.
grande_latte 22nd-May-2012 06:07 pm (UTC)

So when is hollywood making a movie on GUESS WHO?
snuffyqui45 22nd-May-2012 06:14 pm (UTC)
I demand a Monopoly movie.
actxappalledx 22nd-May-2012 06:45 pm (UTC)
there was one in development with ridley scott producing, so maybe you'll get it soon!!
bibbysbaby 22nd-May-2012 07:17 pm (UTC)
stellawuzadiver 22nd-May-2012 08:50 pm (UTC)
I'm holding out for Uno: Last Man Standing.
cruel_fortuna 22nd-May-2012 06:27 pm (UTC)
IDK but I need that 'Connect Four' movie, like burning!
leopard_legs 22nd-May-2012 06:53 pm (UTC)
Scrabble: The Movie Event

Think of all the storylines! Triple word scores! Someone manages to use an "X"! The people playing start arguing about the spelling of a word, spit at each other and then someone flips the board over!

The possibilities are surely endless!
aprilbegins 22nd-May-2012 07:07 pm (UTC)
omg Guess Who

"You must be Tom!"

jessepinkman 22nd-May-2012 07:12 pm (UTC)
i want to see the mancala movie
davejohn 22nd-May-2012 07:36 pm (UTC)
these_eyes_lie 23rd-May-2012 05:22 pm (UTC)
I'm not even trolling--a 13 Dead End Drive movie would be AWESOME.
ellyrianna 22nd-May-2012 06:07 pm (UTC)
Oh Rig :/
londonsquare 22nd-May-2012 06:08 pm (UTC)
I saw Battleship last night and I am SO glad I was high as fuck.
animalyears 22nd-May-2012 06:08 pm (UTC)
quit hollywood already
cautionbomb 22nd-May-2012 06:08 pm (UTC)
I always remember him solely from the fact that he's from Kelowna.
mikee414 22nd-May-2012 06:11 pm (UTC)
where the fuck is that?
melimachiavelli 22nd-May-2012 06:13 pm (UTC)
Genovia.
gramfaernes 22nd-May-2012 06:14 pm (UTC)
British Columbia.
melimachiavelli 22nd-May-2012 06:08 pm (UTC)
He ruined Gambit.

He's been dead to me since.
snuffyqui45 22nd-May-2012 06:10 pm (UTC)
That movie was a hilarious mess. And his "accent"...lol for days.
melimachiavelli 22nd-May-2012 06:12 pm (UTC)
haha truth.

ilovestarburst 22nd-May-2012 06:27 pm (UTC)
This. Ahh I was so gutted, I love (the real) Gambit.
henryevil 22nd-May-2012 06:29 pm (UTC)
tbf everyone and everything in that movie was horrible
nasstasja_sk 22nd-May-2012 06:35 pm (UTC)
I'm still so pressed Josh Holloway said no to that role.
diamond_dust06 22nd-May-2012 07:19 pm (UTC)
You can't blame him for that shitfest, though.
hemsworth 22nd-May-2012 11:09 pm (UTC)
UGH THIS. i was so fucking mad watching that movie. i wanted josh holloway since he seemed more like gambit than this flop
xdecadentx 23rd-May-2012 07:55 pm (UTC)
There was nothing good in that movie except for Ryan Renolds and his fending off bullets with a sword and Agent Zero's face.
snuffyqui45 22nd-May-2012 06:08 pm (UTC)
Also, he was not the reason John Carter failed. Disney's marketing clusterfuck sunk that ship before it even left the harbor.


And not even Liam could make me watch Transformers with Boats. I wouldn't bother to watch that garbage illegally. Nothing short of Jared Leto's bare naked body could make me watch that movie.


cautionbomb 22nd-May-2012 06:09 pm (UTC)
John Carter could've been named anything other than John Carter and I think it would've done at least a little bit better. I think that was one of the biggest failings of that movie, is that nobody had any idea wtf it was about.
imnotasquirrel 22nd-May-2012 06:14 pm (UTC)
ia

john carter was such a boring, bland title.
snuffyqui45 22nd-May-2012 06:17 pm (UTC)
MTE

John Carter sounds like a character Denzel Washington would play in his next action flick where he's a harried cop.
leopard_legs 22nd-May-2012 06:54 pm (UTC)
they could have at least called it "John Carter of Mars" if they were so terribly against "Princess of Mars"
rogue 22nd-May-2012 08:15 pm (UTC)
true tho.
john carter screamed basic white dude in some desert hick country to me and nothing to do with story or character.
ghost_helwig 22nd-May-2012 06:44 pm (UTC)
He wasn't the reason John Carter failed, especially since he was really good in it. Disney simply gave up on it before it even hit theaters. Their marketing was abysmal.

And making a Battleship movie really is ridiculous. I think Taylor just needs better roles. Because a movie based on a plotless board game wasn't exactly going to be Oscar-worthy. Or even blockbuster-worthy.

Besides. I'm sorry, even if I was going to take this writer seriously, he just said Channing Tatum had a "deservedly splendid" year. Obviously this writer cannot judge talent, as a rock could act circles around Mr. Tatum. Therefore, his ridiculous opinion of the gorgeous Taylor Kitsch is f*cking invalid. /rambling
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