10:57 am - 05/22/2012

2012: The year that Hollywood took a chance on Taylor Kitsch and failed miserably. John Carter cost an estimated $250 in production alone and returned about $72 million domestically since its March 9 release. Battleship opened this past weekend to the lowest domestic opening numbers ever for a film with a budget with $200 million or above: $25.3 million. The film cost an estimated $209 million to make.
Riding almost $500 million on Taylor Kitsch was a foolish gamble given his bland aesthetics—he's almost anonymously attractive and competent at best in both Carter and Batteship—and also because his most famous role was on the show Friday Night Lights, a notoriously under-watched cult sensation. All of the "Texas Forevers" and surly beer swigs in the world couldn't suggest this guy was ready for post-primetime.
Kitsch leapt to the big screen without John Carter's noted bone density/career stability to support him, but he also wasn't helped by the fact that fans of FNL simply can't see past the Riggins they learned to love. He'll always be that to them. He could be a victim of the Friends effect, except Friends was massive enough to outsize most blockbusters. Kitsch may be in the unfortunate predicament of having a relatively obscure, small-screen character from his past eclipse what could have otherwise been a legend-making film career.
Is there hope for him? Who knows. His presence wasn't enough to sail John Carter or Battleship, but both had problems not even the most no-brainer box office draw could have transcended. (Note that reliable performer Liam Neeson did nothing to rustle up interest for Battleship, nor did pop royalty Rihanna, who got all the best lines, even. The entire ensemble was dead in the exploding water.) Both films have made upwards of $200 million each in foreign box office numbers (Battleship has been out for weeks overseas), so things aren't a total wash. But the U.S. numbers are indicative of Kitsch's lack of power in these giant corporate machines. He is not the hero we want or need, and he's certainly no threat to Ryan Gosling or Channing Tatum, who's having a deservedly splendid year.
Kitsch is scheduled to next appear in and even headline Oliver Stone's Savages, out July 6. (He's first billed in IMDb.) Maybe out of the confines of big-budget bullshit, he will shine. Or maybe he'll be Riggins forever.
Source (written by the always on-point Rich Juzwiak of FourFour / Tyra GIFs fame)
Taylor Kitsch: 2012's Biggest FLOP

2012: The year that Hollywood took a chance on Taylor Kitsch and failed miserably. John Carter cost an estimated $250 in production alone and returned about $72 million domestically since its March 9 release. Battleship opened this past weekend to the lowest domestic opening numbers ever for a film with a budget with $200 million or above: $25.3 million. The film cost an estimated $209 million to make.
Riding almost $500 million on Taylor Kitsch was a foolish gamble given his bland aesthetics—he's almost anonymously attractive and competent at best in both Carter and Batteship—and also because his most famous role was on the show Friday Night Lights, a notoriously under-watched cult sensation. All of the "Texas Forevers" and surly beer swigs in the world couldn't suggest this guy was ready for post-primetime.
Kitsch leapt to the big screen without John Carter's noted bone density/career stability to support him, but he also wasn't helped by the fact that fans of FNL simply can't see past the Riggins they learned to love. He'll always be that to them. He could be a victim of the Friends effect, except Friends was massive enough to outsize most blockbusters. Kitsch may be in the unfortunate predicament of having a relatively obscure, small-screen character from his past eclipse what could have otherwise been a legend-making film career.
Is there hope for him? Who knows. His presence wasn't enough to sail John Carter or Battleship, but both had problems not even the most no-brainer box office draw could have transcended. (Note that reliable performer Liam Neeson did nothing to rustle up interest for Battleship, nor did pop royalty Rihanna, who got all the best lines, even. The entire ensemble was dead in the exploding water.) Both films have made upwards of $200 million each in foreign box office numbers (Battleship has been out for weeks overseas), so things aren't a total wash. But the U.S. numbers are indicative of Kitsch's lack of power in these giant corporate machines. He is not the hero we want or need, and he's certainly no threat to Ryan Gosling or Channing Tatum, who's having a deservedly splendid year.
Kitsch is scheduled to next appear in and even headline Oliver Stone's Savages, out July 6. (He's first billed in IMDb.) Maybe out of the confines of big-budget bullshit, he will shine. Or maybe he'll be Riggins forever.
Source (written by the always on-point Rich Juzwiak of FourFour / Tyra GIFs fame)
WELL DAMN.
i love how ontd unanimously stans for rich. he really is the best. of the best.
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http://www.vulture.com/2012/05/five-con
I LOOOOVE him!
Perhaps if any more of his films bomb badly, he might just come home and we'll all get a chance to see his chops at the Community Theatre!
Edited at 2012-05-22 07:28 pm (UTC)
LMAO
So when is hollywood making a movie on GUESS WHO?
Think of all the storylines! Triple word scores! Someone manages to use an "X"! The people playing start arguing about the spelling of a word, spit at each other and then someone flips the board over!
The possibilities are surely endless!
"You must be Tom!"
He's been dead to me since.
And not even Liam could make me watch Transformers with Boats. I wouldn't bother to watch that garbage illegally. Nothing short of Jared Leto's bare naked body could make me watch that movie.
john carter was such a boring, bland title.
John Carter sounds like a character Denzel Washington would play in his next action flick where he's a harried cop.
john carter screamed basic white dude in some desert hick country to me and nothing to do with story or character.
And making a Battleship movie really is ridiculous. I think Taylor just needs better roles. Because a movie based on a plotless board game wasn't exactly going to be Oscar-worthy. Or even blockbuster-worthy.
Besides. I'm sorry, even if I was going to take this writer seriously, he just said Channing Tatum had a "deservedly splendid" year. Obviously this writer cannot judge talent, as a rock could act circles around Mr. Tatum. Therefore, his ridiculous opinion of the gorgeous Taylor Kitsch is f*cking invalid. /rambling