11:40 am - 05/22/2012
Because lbr, Maxim's Hot 100 kind of flopped.
NOTE: I tried to avoid douchebags, but I didn’t look too much into anyone so oop if I’ve dun goofed.
Also, alphabetized because I couldn’t be bothered to rank them/didn’t want the wank.
Finally: in order to truly objectify the male body, this post is hereby declared a PARTY POST in which you must all post (shirtless) pictures of incredibly hot guys—especially the ones I missed! ONTD, don’t fail me now…
1. Alfie Allen’s Lower Body
2. Alex O’Loughlin
3. Alexander Skarsgard
4. Barack Obama
POTUS needs to hit the gym…
5. Ben Barnes
6. Brad Pitt Ten Years Ago
7. Bradley Cooper
Tbh I have no idea who this guy is, I just hear his name a lot.
8. Bradley James
9. Chace Crawford
Lol @ this pic, but it’s cute.
10. Channing Tatum
Haters can gtfo. Bye.
11. Chris Egan
Single-handedly saved Letters to Juliet from being unwatchable. The accent helped.
12. Chris Evans
13. Chris Hemsworth
14. Christopher Gorham
15. Chord Overstreet
16. Clive Owen
17. Colin Farrell
Highly recommend In Bruges.
18. Colin Morgan
19. Cristiano Ronaldo
He plays sports or something, idk.
20. Daniel Craig
21. Daniel Dae Kim
Smh @ Hawaii Five-0 for not giving him any shirtless scenes.
22. Daniel Radcliffe
I tried to find a pic where he was overage, but I couldn’t tell with most of them so I think I wound up going too far in the other direction…
23. David Beckham
Do people still think he’s hot? No shade, legit curious.
24. Drew Van Acker
Even though the age difference is probably the same, I ship Jason/Aria… though lbr anything is better than Ezria.
25. Dwayne Johnson
26. Ed Westwick
We’re just going to pretend that Chuck Bass doesn’t exist.
27. Edward Norton
28. Eion Bailey
29. Eric Bana
30. Ewan McGregor
31. Gael García Bernal
32. Garrett Hedlund
Skeptics need to go see Country Strong.
33. George Clooney
34. Gerard Butler
35. Godfrey Gao
No idea who this guy is, but he keeps popping up on ONTD so I guess people like him.
36. Heath Ledger
RIP. =(
37. Hugh Jackman
38. Ian Harding
Let’s ignore any and all Ezria fail, mkay?
39. Ian Somerhalder
Lol @ the caption.
40. Idris Elba
41. Isaiah Mustafa
42. Jake Gyllenhaal
43. James McAvoy
44. Jamie Dornan
Was super pissed when they killed him off on Once Upon a Time… It was a warning sign that I should have paid attention to. =(
45. Jared Leto
46. Jared Padalecki
47. Jason Isaacs
I once said at gymnastics practice that Lucius Malfoy was a DILF, and this fourth-grader overheard me and told me I was weird. Oop.
48. Jensen Ackles
I remember back when I used to make LJ layouts, people would always ask me to make ones of him. I still have no idea who he is.
49. Jeremy Irons's Voice
50. Jeremy Renner
51. Jesse Williams
No Finnick wank, please!
52. Joe Dempsie
53. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
Looks like a douchebag, is probably a douchebag, and yet… unf.
54. Joseph Gordon-Levitt
55. Josh Holloway
Might want to consider hitting the gym with the POTUS.
56. Josh Hutcherson
57. Julian Morris
58. Karl Urban
Éomer can do me any time.
59. Keegan Allen
60. Lee Pace
Can’t wait to see him as Thranduil.
61. Lenny Kravitz
62. Liam Hemsworth
63. Liam Neeson
64. Mark Ruffalo
65. Matt Bomer
66. Matt Damon
67. Michael Fassbender
68. Neil Jackson
What the hell happened to Sasha’s hair on “Make It or Break It” this season, I can’t even.
69. Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
70. Olympic Swimmers
AMURRKA
71. Orlando Bloom
Legolas fangirl 4 lyfe.
72. Patrick Dempsey
73. Paul Walker
Flawless actor/human being/boyfriend.
74. Pierce Brosnan
He will always be James Bond for me.
75. Prince Harry
76. Prince William
77. Richard Armitage
Do not see the attraction (he’s playing a dwarf, guys), but okay.
78. Richard Madden
79. Robert Downey, Jr.
Saw Iron Man yesterday and was underwhelmed. About to watch Iron Man 2… any better?
80. Ryan Gosling
Hey girl…
81. Sam Worthington (Sometimes)
Anyone who likes him or Keira Knightley should watch Last Night. Beautiful movie, very strong acting on his part.
82. Shemar Moore
I’ve never watched “Criminal Minds,” but he popped up when I Googled “hot male TV actors,” and he definitely fits the bill…
83. Sendhil Ramamurthy
Don’t like how they’ve been making him a douchebag on “Covert Affairs.” =/
84. Shia Labeouf
Hate his face, hate his name.
85. Skandar Keynes
Don’t even lie, watching people freak out over their sudden attraction to him was hilarious.
86. Sung Kang
I’m glad they ignored the fact that he died in the third Fast & Furious movie and brought him back for the fourth/fifth.
87. Taylor Lautner
88. These People
89. T.I.
90. Tom Felton
91. Tom Hardy
92. Tom Hiddleston
93. Tom Wlaschiha
94. Tommy Oliver
95. Tyrese Gibson
96. Usher
U got it bad…
97. Viggo Mortensen
98. Vin Diesel
99. William Levy
He’s a very good motivator to watch Spanish television and brush up on the language. ;)
100. Zac Efron
And none for Benedict Cumberbatch, bye.
Source: My general observations around ONTD (and, admittedly, some personal bias).
ONTD Hot 100 2012
Because lbr, Maxim's Hot 100 kind of flopped.
NOTE: I tried to avoid douchebags, but I didn’t look too much into anyone so oop if I’ve dun goofed.
Also, alphabetized because I couldn’t be bothered to rank them/didn’t want the wank.
Finally: in order to truly objectify the male body, this post is hereby declared a PARTY POST in which you must all post (shirtless) pictures of incredibly hot guys—especially the ones I missed! ONTD, don’t fail me now…
2. Alex O’Loughlin
3. Alexander Skarsgard
4. Barack Obama
POTUS needs to hit the gym…
5. Ben Barnes
6. Brad Pitt Ten Years Ago
7. Bradley Cooper
Tbh I have no idea who this guy is, I just hear his name a lot.
8. Bradley James
9. Chace Crawford
Lol @ this pic, but it’s cute.
10. Channing Tatum
Haters can gtfo. Bye.
11. Chris Egan
Single-handedly saved Letters to Juliet from being unwatchable. The accent helped.
12. Chris Evans
13. Chris Hemsworth
14. Christopher Gorham
15. Chord Overstreet
16. Clive Owen
17. Colin Farrell
Highly recommend In Bruges.
18. Colin Morgan
19. Cristiano Ronaldo
He plays sports or something, idk.
20. Daniel Craig
21. Daniel Dae Kim
Smh @ Hawaii Five-0 for not giving him any shirtless scenes.
22. Daniel Radcliffe
I tried to find a pic where he was overage, but I couldn’t tell with most of them so I think I wound up going too far in the other direction…
23. David Beckham
Do people still think he’s hot? No shade, legit curious.
24. Drew Van Acker
Even though the age difference is probably the same, I ship Jason/Aria… though lbr anything is better than Ezria.
25. Dwayne Johnson
26. Ed Westwick
We’re just going to pretend that Chuck Bass doesn’t exist.
27. Edward Norton
28. Eion Bailey
29. Eric Bana
30. Ewan McGregor
31. Gael García Bernal
32. Garrett Hedlund
Skeptics need to go see Country Strong.
33. George Clooney
34. Gerard Butler
35. Godfrey Gao
No idea who this guy is, but he keeps popping up on ONTD so I guess people like him.
36. Heath Ledger
RIP. =(
37. Hugh Jackman
38. Ian Harding
Let’s ignore any and all Ezria fail, mkay?
39. Ian Somerhalder
Lol @ the caption.
40. Idris Elba
41. Isaiah Mustafa
42. Jake Gyllenhaal
43. James McAvoy
44. Jamie Dornan
Was super pissed when they killed him off on Once Upon a Time… It was a warning sign that I should have paid attention to. =(
45. Jared Leto
46. Jared Padalecki
47. Jason Isaacs
I once said at gymnastics practice that Lucius Malfoy was a DILF, and this fourth-grader overheard me and told me I was weird. Oop.
48. Jensen Ackles
I remember back when I used to make LJ layouts, people would always ask me to make ones of him. I still have no idea who he is.
49. Jeremy Irons's Voice
50. Jeremy Renner
51. Jesse Williams
No Finnick wank, please!
52. Joe Dempsie
53. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
Looks like a douchebag, is probably a douchebag, and yet… unf.
54. Joseph Gordon-Levitt
55. Josh Holloway
Might want to consider hitting the gym with the POTUS.
56. Josh Hutcherson
57. Julian Morris
58. Karl Urban
Éomer can do me any time.
59. Keegan Allen
60. Lee Pace
Can’t wait to see him as Thranduil.
61. Lenny Kravitz
62. Liam Hemsworth
63. Liam Neeson
64. Mark Ruffalo
65. Matt Bomer
66. Matt Damon
67. Michael Fassbender
68. Neil Jackson
What the hell happened to Sasha’s hair on “Make It or Break It” this season, I can’t even.
69. Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
70. Olympic Swimmers
AMURRKA
71. Orlando Bloom
Legolas fangirl 4 lyfe.
72. Patrick Dempsey
73. Paul Walker
Flawless actor/human being/boyfriend.
74. Pierce Brosnan
He will always be James Bond for me.
75. Prince Harry
76. Prince William
77. Richard Armitage
Do not see the attraction (he’s playing a dwarf, guys), but okay.
78. Richard Madden
79. Robert Downey, Jr.
Saw Iron Man yesterday and was underwhelmed. About to watch Iron Man 2… any better?
80. Ryan Gosling
Hey girl…
81. Sam Worthington (Sometimes)
Anyone who likes him or Keira Knightley should watch Last Night. Beautiful movie, very strong acting on his part.
82. Shemar Moore
I’ve never watched “Criminal Minds,” but he popped up when I Googled “hot male TV actors,” and he definitely fits the bill…
83. Sendhil Ramamurthy
Don’t like how they’ve been making him a douchebag on “Covert Affairs.” =/
84. Shia Labeouf
Hate his face, hate his name.
85. Skandar Keynes
Don’t even lie, watching people freak out over their sudden attraction to him was hilarious.
86. Sung Kang
I’m glad they ignored the fact that he died in the third Fast & Furious movie and brought him back for the fourth/fifth.
87. Taylor Lautner
88. These People
89. T.I.
90. Tom Felton
91. Tom Hardy
92. Tom Hiddleston
93. Tom Wlaschiha
94. Tommy Oliver
95. Tyrese Gibson
96. Usher
U got it bad…
97. Viggo Mortensen
98. Vin Diesel
99. William Levy
He’s a very good motivator to watch Spanish television and brush up on the language. ;)
100. Zac Efron
And none for Benedict Cumberbatch, bye.
Source: My general observations around ONTD (and, admittedly, some personal bias).
missing jude law and joaquin phoenix.
Edited at 2012-05-22 05:46 pm (UTC)
mmm
Edited at 2012-05-23 08:55 pm (UTC)
From #1 to the White Ranger and Jaqen, I love it.
We usually do this once a year and everyone here votes, so that it's actually somewhat "ONTD"'s list
explain please
OK, found one:
http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/50
Looks like HUPKM usually did them?
And another post talking about the list: http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/49
Edited at 2012-05-22 05:59 pm (UTC)
Oh wait, it's in alphabetical order. It can stay then. Pretty accurate.
Edited at 2012-05-22 05:55 pm (UTC)
it's just a list of 100 dudes on ontd sometimes in alphabetical order ... makes no sense.
Next would be 2015, if we keep the tradition.
Thanks anyway, OP. There are a ton of good guys on this list!
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ontd needs to hop onto the Michael B.Jordan / Daniel Henney train tbh.
LOL FOREVER.
GO OP
Pizza rolls for you, OP