10:40 am - 05/16/2012

Elisabetta Canalis was "killed" at Cannes today

From Celebslam: "As part of a publicity stunt to promote his new movie The Dictator, Sasha Baron Cohen dressed up as General Aladeen today at the Cannes Film Festival and had a gay ol' time with Elisabetta Canalis aboard a yacht. Great fun was had. Cocks were seen. And then the two got into a fight and General Aladeen dumped Elisabetta's body off the side of a yacht in a trash bag. Which must have been a shock to her. I'm not even sure she knew this was a publicity stunt. Hell, she went from relaxing at George Clooney's villa to sleeping on Steve-O's couch. Going from Steve-O to a rich, murderous dictator is hardly a stretch. Especially when your rent is due."

+36 pics at the source

+36 pics at the source
forbidden_john 16th-May-2012 09:19 pm (UTC)
I'm not a dictator but I'm super offended on behalf of all the dictators out there. So I understand what you mean.
iamglory 16th-May-2012 09:35 pm (UTC)
I don't even know what to make of this comment but I'm equally confused and laughing at it.
nathanandbarry 16th-May-2012 11:07 pm (UTC)
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