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HARRY STYLES ADMIRES A GIRL WHO CAN PEE STANDING UP

Harry Styles is a strange boy, and not just because of his four nipples, reeaallah sllooohh vooohce, and love of older women. Hazza also has a special fondness for the Shewee.

Shewee? We hear you cry. What the hell is that and how to we make ourselves as much like one as possible?

Well Scapers: “Shewee is the award winning portable urinating device for women. Shewee allows women to urinate whilst standing and without removing clothes.” Beautiful.

So impressed is the One Direction singer with the Shewee range that he can’t help but spread the word. In the past he has tweeted his support with: “It lightens up my day when I see @sheweeLtd in my timeline.”

He even recommended the products to Jameela Jamil when she was concerned she might wet herself with excitement at a Michael Jackson tribute concert.

“Well @jameelajamil I suggest @sheeweeLtd’s absorbent range of pouches.”

As anyone in the public eye will know, once you give a brand enough love the freebies will soon start flying in (hello Nando’s and Jammy Dodgers, we love your work); and this week Harry tweeted that he had a very special tweet waiting in his room for him.

“Just found a box of SheWees in my room...”

Well spread the love Hazza, we’re busting over here and stuck writing stories about you.

*If Directioners could make throwing Shewees at Harry "a thing", we’d love you all forever.*

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Harry Styles' mum reveals his bedroom secrets

LOL NOT THAT KIND OF SECRETS, YOU DIRTY PEOPLE!

Harry Styles' bedroom at home is a typical teenager's den.

Harry's mum Anne Cox says her 18-year-old son has always been untidy and she worries about the state of the flat he shares with his One Direction band mate Louis Tomlinson, 20.

'In Harry's bedroom there are clothes everywhere, posters from clothes shops, trendy things from catalogues,' says Anne, 44.

'He has a brown and cream colour scheme but the clothes are everywhere.

'He's pretty messy, it's his worst habit.'

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Harry Styles' Mom Dishes on One Direction Singer

One Direction's Harry Styles has very few secrets, especially since his mom has so much fun divulging them. She recently shared a couple of interesting tidbits about the What Makes You Beautiful singer that fans will no doubt get a kick out of knowing.

According to a report from The Sun, Harry's mom--or 'mum' as she's called in England, says her son had to quit eating sweets in order to maintain his fit and trim boy band physique.

"Harry used to love M&Ms. They were his favorite," Anne Cox says. "But now he wants to be fit and healthy.

She also shares the fact that Harry likes to cook.

"When he cooks, he likes to make stir-frys. He also loves Mexican food - to get on the right side of Harry, give him a taco," she says.

Do you suppose the rest of One Direction--Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne and Louis Tomlinson know that Harry Styles can perform not only on stage, but in the kitchen, too? Hopefully they'll hit up Harry when they're on the road and hungry!

Isn't it fun to learn these little-known facts about One Direction's Harry Styles? How long do you suppose it will be before he asks him mom to please stop sharing so many little secrets from his life?

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About Harry:

Name: Harry Edward Styles
Age: 18
DOB: February 1, 1994
Star Sign: Aquarius
Home Town: Holmes Chapel, Cheshire
Fave Film: Love Actually
Fave Band: The Beatles
Fave TV Show: Family Guy
Celeb Crush: Cheryl Cole
Man Crush : Louis Tomlinson
Bet you didn’t know: He has 4 nipples
Turn-ons: Giggling, hair extensions, pussy cats. hair extensions? lol what
Turn-offs: Swearing and squealing.

Harry is a loyal and faithful boyfriend. His mum also says that he is very romantic. On a date he would wear a nice pair of jeans, boots, a nice top and a blazer. His perfect girl would have a good sense of humour, cute and someone who is loyal. Apparently, he has been grabbed on his crotch a couple of times. One Direction’s name was his idea. Harry’s always getting naked. Simon Cowell thought ‘Pussygate’ was hilarious. He misses having a girlfriend but girls really confuse him.

Questions answered from Harry :

Best thing about being a boy? I guess being able to act like a bit of an idiot sometimes.
Best thing about being in One Direction? The four lads that I’m with.
Best cure for One Direction infection? Chop your hair off or try Strepsils.
Favourite aftershave: Ck In 2U and Diesel Fuel For Life.
Favourite grooming product: Shampoo – I use L’Oreal Elvive.
PJ’s, pants or nothing in bed? Nothing!
Bath or shower? Shower every day, at least once a day, sometimes more. But a bath maybe once every four months if I need to relax. I love bubble baths.
What mobile phone do you have? I have an iPhone 4 and a Blackberry.
What do you cuddle up to at night? My pillow.

What kind of boyfriend are you?
I’m very loyal, very faithful, and my mum tells me I’m a romantic. How does she know? Because if she’s had a bad day at work, I’ll run her a bath and cook her dinner. When I have a girlfriend I like having someone to spoil.

Are you a loyal boyfriend or do you have a roving eye?
I’m very loyal, but you can look and not touch!

What would you wear to go on a date?
A nice pair of jeans, boots, a nice top and a blazer.

What would you like your date to wear?
Anything she felt comfortable in, because if she’s comfortable then that would relax her more.

If the rest of the band didn’t like your date, would that put you off, even if you really liked her?
It would be nice if they approved, but if I liked her then I’d have to think about it. It is a big swaying point, ‘cos if they liked her, it would probably make me like her a bit more.

Where would you go on a date?
Probably somewhere smart for dinner.

Would you pay for everything or share the bill?
I would pay.

Would your date get a kiss at the end of the night?
Possibly. Actually, who am I kidding? If I liked her, then yeah.

Would you take her number? And would you call or text?
Yeah, even if I didn’t want to go out again. I’d text her for a bit and maybe see her again, but I would say if I didn’t think it was working.

What makes a good girlfriend?
A good sense of humour and someone who is loyal and cute- I like cute girls.

Is there a certain type of girl that you go for?
I don’t have a hair colour type, but I do love cute girls.

Is it scary or exciting being surrounded by screaming girls?
it’s exciting and can get a bit overwhelming. I’ve been grabbed on my crotch a couple of time, which was weird!

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QUOTES:

My worst habit is getting naked all of the time. Sorry. — Harry Styles

I’m not very cool. I have to try quite hard. — Harry Styles

I’m dressed as a cheerleader. I mean, no, I mean there’s. Sorry, that was last night. — Harry Styles

Simple, but effective. — Harry Styles

Toast to having presenters with great boobs. — Harry Styles

Niall is the perfect prank target. — Harry Styles

After Niall met Justin Bieber, I had to take him out of the studio so he could scream. — Harry Styles

If I could be any person for a day, I’d probably be David Hasselhoff. — Harry Styles

We’re like the cheeky guys you know from school. — Harry Styles

We owe all of our career to electricity. — Harry Styles

We’ve been pulled over because we were driving too slow. — Harry Styles

The other day, Niall was trying to sing ‘What Makes You Beautiful’ in Spanish. I stared at him like a dummy because he did it very well. — Harry Styles

Think how much p*ssy you’re going to get. — Harry Styles

I admit, I did say ‘Think how much Pussy you’re gonna get.’ I apologize. — Harry Styles

"My favourite party trick is to wear nothing but a gold thong in the house.

"My friend bought it for me for my birthday. The Belle Amie girls say I prance around the house in it. I'd say it's more of a slow, gentle stroll."

"If I wasn't in the band I reckon I'd be a virgin."

"Sometimes I see things and think...'I do have quite a lot of hair'."

"At my friend's birthday party a few years ago I got dared to go and get in bed with his mum.

"She was asleep and she woke up when I got in, so I just ran back down the stairs.

"She had a robe on, but I don't know if there was anything on underneath."

"I'd become a lot more confident during my time in the show through being in front of so many people, and my confidence came out in my nakedness."

"For Simon Cowell's birthday we got him a birthday card and taped £2.50 into it. That's 50p from each of us. He can buy whatever he wants with it."

"Thanks to everyone who came to see us at rehearsals today..was lovely to see you all :) ps...Liam shampoos his eyebrows."

"I got hit in the face with a tampon."

"Me and Louis once gave out Matt's number on a Twitter cam.

"It was an accident, don't judge us."

"There are always going to be people who are acting like they're better friends with you than they actually are."

"GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN!"

"It only takes a second to call a girl fat and she'll take a lifetime trying to starve herself. So think before you act!"

"If you punch Niall when he's drunk then he takes it as you making sexual advances on him."