THIS IS A HARRY STYLES POST! <3 <3 <3 <3
Harry Styles is a strange boy, and not just because of his four nipples, reeaallah sllooohh vooohce, and love of older women. Hazza also has a special fondness for the Shewee.
Harry Styles' Mom Dishes on One Direction Singer
Name: Harry Edward Styles
DOB: February 1, 1994
Star Sign: Aquarius
Home Town: Holmes Chapel, Cheshire
Fave Film: Love Actually
Fave Band: The Beatles
Fave TV Show: Family Guy
Celeb Crush: Cheryl Cole
Man Crush : Louis Tomlinson
Bet you didn’t know: He has 4 nipples
Turn-ons: Giggling, hair extensions, pussy cats. hair extensions? lol what
Turn-offs: Swearing and squealing.
Harry is a loyal and faithful boyfriend. His mum also says that he is very romantic. On a date he would wear a nice pair of jeans, boots, a nice top and a blazer. His perfect girl would have a good sense of humour, cute and someone who is loyal. Apparently, he has been grabbed on his crotch a couple of times. One Direction’s name was his idea. Harry’s always getting naked. Simon Cowell thought ‘Pussygate’ was hilarious. He misses having a girlfriend but girls really confuse him.
Questions answered from Harry :
Best thing about being a boy? I guess being able to act like a bit of an idiot sometimes.
Best thing about being in One Direction? The four lads that I’m with.
Best cure for One Direction infection? Chop your hair off or try Strepsils.
Favourite aftershave: Ck In 2U and Diesel Fuel For Life.
Favourite grooming product: Shampoo – I use L’Oreal Elvive.
PJ’s, pants or nothing in bed? Nothing!
Bath or shower? Shower every day, at least once a day, sometimes more. But a bath maybe once every four months if I need to relax. I love bubble baths.
What mobile phone do you have? I have an iPhone 4 and a Blackberry.
What do you cuddle up to at night? My pillow.
What kind of boyfriend are you?
I’m very loyal, very faithful, and my mum tells me I’m a romantic. How does she know? Because if she’s had a bad day at work, I’ll run her a bath and cook her dinner. When I have a girlfriend I like having someone to spoil.
Are you a loyal boyfriend or do you have a roving eye?
I’m very loyal, but you can look and not touch!
What would you wear to go on a date?
A nice pair of jeans, boots, a nice top and a blazer.
What would you like your date to wear?
Anything she felt comfortable in, because if she’s comfortable then that would relax her more.
If the rest of the band didn’t like your date, would that put you off, even if you really liked her?
It would be nice if they approved, but if I liked her then I’d have to think about it. It is a big swaying point, ‘cos if they liked her, it would probably make me like her a bit more.
Where would you go on a date?
Probably somewhere smart for dinner.
Would you pay for everything or share the bill?
I would pay.
Would your date get a kiss at the end of the night?
Possibly. Actually, who am I kidding? If I liked her, then yeah.
Would you take her number? And would you call or text?
Yeah, even if I didn’t want to go out again. I’d text her for a bit and maybe see her again, but I would say if I didn’t think it was working.
What makes a good girlfriend?
A good sense of humour and someone who is loyal and cute- I like cute girls.
Is there a certain type of girl that you go for?
I don’t have a hair colour type, but I do love cute girls.
Is it scary or exciting being surrounded by screaming girls?
it’s exciting and can get a bit overwhelming. I’ve been grabbed on my crotch a couple of time, which was weird!
My worst habit is getting naked all of the time. Sorry. — Harry Styles
I’m not very cool. I have to try quite hard. — Harry Styles
I’m dressed as a cheerleader. I mean, no, I mean there’s. Sorry, that was last night. — Harry Styles
Simple, but effective. — Harry Styles
Toast to having presenters with great boobs. — Harry Styles
Niall is the perfect prank target. — Harry Styles
After Niall met Justin Bieber, I had to take him out of the studio so he could scream. — Harry Styles
If I could be any person for a day, I’d probably be David Hasselhoff. — Harry Styles
We’re like the cheeky guys you know from school. — Harry Styles
We owe all of our career to electricity. — Harry Styles
We’ve been pulled over because we were driving too slow. — Harry Styles
The other day, Niall was trying to sing ‘What Makes You Beautiful’ in Spanish. I stared at him like a dummy because he did it very well. — Harry Styles
Think how much p*ssy you’re going to get. — Harry Styles
I admit, I did say ‘Think how much Pussy you’re gonna get.’ I apologize. — Harry Styles
"My favourite party trick is to wear nothing but a gold thong in the house.
"I'd become a lot more confident during my time in the show through being in front of so many people, and my confidence came out in my nakedness."
"For Simon Cowell's birthday we got him a birthday card and taped £2.50 into it. That's 50p from each of us. He can buy whatever he wants with it."
"Thanks to everyone who came to see us at rehearsals today..was lovely to see you all :) ps...Liam shampoos his eyebrows."
"I got hit in the face with a tampon."
"There are always going to be people who are acting like they're better friends with you than they actually are."
"GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN!"
"It only takes a second to call a girl fat and she'll take a lifetime trying to starve herself. So think before you act!"
"If you punch Niall when he's drunk then he takes it as you making sexual advances on him."
Would you ever include a girl member in the group?
Harry: Well yeah, there's Liam.