People's Top Ten Celeb Quotes of the Week!





"I have the look every woman dreams of: Wile E. Coyote right after something's blown up in his face."

– Kristen Wiig as Tanning Mom Patricia Krentcil, on Saturday Night Live

















"#I'm on my snob."

– Kanye West, concluding his latest Twitter rant, this time on N.Y.C. fashion















"I've made the mistake in years gone by of showing up a little late to the event, right when the Beyoncés and J. Los of the world are having their moment – then you have photographers screaming for you to get out of the way! "

– Model and Met Gala veteran Coco Rocha, who made sure to show up early to this year's fete, to PEOPLE
















"This is awesome."

– Joel McHale, watching Vampire Diaries star Nina Dobrev use Conan O'Brien as a yoga post, on Conan















"I'm thinking I wouldn't exactly be a great candidate to be the Bachelor right now or anytime soon."

– The Bachelor host Chris Harrison, responding to the expected quips after he announced his split from wife Gwen Jones

















"In trying to conform – we're marionettes! – I ended up looking like a moron."

– Justin Timberlake, still trying to explain his outrageous boy-band style of yore, to Details


















"It makes you get over the clothes that he just leaves wherever."

– Paula Patton, on having hubby Robin Thicke write songs about her, to PEOPLE



















"David was standing there in the driveway with all three boys, just [shaking his head]."

– Victoria Beckham, recalling the time she forgot son Brooklyn at home during a morning school run, to Vanity Fair
















"That white guy, MCA, did stuff that rappers will never do today."

– Rapper DMC of Run-DMC, on the Beastie Boys's Adam Yauch, who succumbed to cancer last week, to PEOPLE















"At the end of the day, I just know I'll probably have the worst, spoiled little kid ever."

– Blue Ivy Carter's pop Jay-Z, laughing about the pitfalls of parenting, on Oprah's Master Class: Special Edition






Which celeb had THE BEST quote this week?

Kristen Wiig as Leatherface
64(18.4%)
#dumbass west
21(6.0%)
You go CoCo
21(6.0%)
Dreamboat Joel McHale
68(19.5%)
Chris Harrison, not Hansen
1(0.3%)
Justin from nsuck
7(2.0%)
Paula 'n Thicke
14(4.0%)
Beckham Daycare
59(17.0%)
DMC about MCA... RIP
58(16.7%)
Poppa Carter
35(10.1%)






Source:

http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20594751,00.html


HAPPY FRIDAY, ONTD!  Anyone going to The Wall tonight in SF?  
and <3 to all the mommies/female patriarch out there this weekend  :-)