Meet the Author behind "Suri's Burn Book"

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Scandale! The author of the caustic, hilarious exposé on the lives of Hollywood's golden babies — Suri's Burn Book — is a literary fraud on the level of JT LeRoy. Okay, we kid — we didn't really think Katie Holmes' mini-me was penning the site on her tiny iPad from her tiny private plane seat. But, we are (pleasantly) shocked to discover that the (ghost?) writer behind the blog is none other than D.C.'s own Allie Hagan, a 25-year-old employee of a District consulting firm. We should have known that Suri's quick wit and biting sarcasm came from a fellow Washingtonian.

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With no lack of ceremony, Allie unmasked herself today and announced her ultra-popular blog will soon beget an uber-popular book — Suri's Burn Book: Well-Dressed Commentary From Hollywood's Little Sweetheart — come fall. We can't wait to see what sort of shade the printed version throws on a particular unborn Kardashian.

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she looks like Suri Cruise from the future