ONTD

4:46 pm - 05/05/2012

Paris Literally Rides A Bike + Goes To Dinner

The best things in life are the people you love, the places you’ve seen & the memories you’ve made along the way.





















Paris continues recording her sophomore album. Confirming again that it will have a (northern hemisphere) Summer release.




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smolderhotter 5th-May-2012 02:00 pm (UTC)
I loled at 'literally'.
toaster_face 5th-May-2012 06:53 pm (UTC)
mte
queencleopatra 6th-May-2012 11:13 am (UTC)
Hahahaha mte!
bliting 5th-May-2012 02:04 pm (UTC)
how do you ride a bike in any other way than literally? j/w
aubade_saudade 5th-May-2012 02:20 pm (UTC)
I think the op meant she's not fucking the bike or something
noahbb 5th-May-2012 10:45 pm (UTC)
the op probs meant someone's not riding it for her
pennyroyaltea 5th-May-2012 02:05 pm (UTC)
i never learned to ride a bike. woe is me.
skepticalwolf 5th-May-2012 02:10 pm (UTC)
I feel like I've never seen her in jeans before and it's boggling my mind. It doesn't even look right.

I love how she rides her bike in the literal way, though!
aubade_saudade 5th-May-2012 02:19 pm (UTC)
She should learn how to pose more naturally, so I can act like "omg that's so adorbs Paris literally riding a bike" And not like, look at this unnatural ho trying to make her ass look bigger by literally riding a bike.
pretty_hostel 5th-May-2012 04:20 pm (UTC)
It just looks like some jeans brand paid her money to shove their logo in photographers' faces to me.
agguss 5th-May-2012 04:25 pm (UTC)
Yeah, that's what I thought
fraitors 5th-May-2012 02:43 pm (UTC)
literally natural poses in that first set imo

Edited at 2012-05-05 02:43 pm (UTC)
derbysinner 5th-May-2012 02:46 pm (UTC)
"Literally" as in actually peddling and riding the bike or as in a misuse of the word "literally?"

also, Chanel sneakers? Those look like they came from Ross
derbysinner 5th-May-2012 08:08 pm (UTC)
I didn't actually doubt that they were Chanel, they just look like they're from Ross because they're tacky as hell (which I admit is not all that unusual for her, but still)
putyohandsonme 5th-May-2012 08:11 pm (UTC)
Yea she knows tacky.
pluralization 5th-May-2012 08:12 pm (UTC)
Right? those are awful.
clarkworm 5th-May-2012 03:17 pm (UTC)
Pretty bike, but I'm puzzled by the choice of derailleur gearing.

Also, I don't think I could eat dinner with someone wearing that dress.
nicolesnitchie 5th-May-2012 04:18 pm (UTC)
literally!!!
allgoodtonight 5th-May-2012 04:31 pm (UTC)
her poor dog looks absolutely terrified. praying 4 its soul.
pretty_hostel 5th-May-2012 04:40 pm (UTC)
Chanel makes runners now?
mesmerize 5th-May-2012 04:58 pm (UTC)
looks like she's modeling off her jeans to me lol
bradentastic 5th-May-2012 05:42 pm (UTC)
I am in love with the picture of her on the bike before the cut. I lol'ed. Get it bitch

Also love her dinner outfit
David Bauti-Zado 5th-May-2012 07:16 pm (UTC)
well it looks like Paris is gonna eat the damn bike TBH
prophecypro 5th-May-2012 07:22 pm (UTC)
lol@the pose
lloneke 5th-May-2012 07:47 pm (UTC)
her jeans look kinda ugly and bulky to me
hdified 5th-May-2012 09:10 pm (UTC)
Wow. Those shoes and jeans are ugly.
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