8:29 pm - 05/04/2012
"You should have seen me in my 20s…I was the poster definition of an angry young man with a persecution complex."
– Mark Ruffalo, relating to his Avengers character the Hulk, to The Daily News
"I can't wait to see if he can master ponytails and braids!"
– New mom Jessica Simpson, on fiancé Eric Johnson's fathering skills to their newborn daughter Maxwell Drew, to PEOPLE
"I think my right butt cheek is bigger than my left butt cheek. Oh and my right boob is sooo much bigger than my left boob."
– Kendra Wilkinson, exposing her body issues, on Twitter
"Someday I will get to relax in a hair-and-makeup chair again and leave the maniacs home with you!"
– Super mom Jennifer Garner, mock threatening husband Ben Affleck, at CinemaCon
"Anyone who's seen Forgetting Sarah Marshall knows about Jason Segel's full frontal. Unfortunately, the full-frontal scene got cut from the movie so, yeah, we just basically made him do full frontal all the time on-set."
– The Five-Year Engagement's Alison Brie, dishing on her costar's off-camera nude scenes, to Moviefone.com
"I like to think divorce is not an option."
– Khloé Kardashian, who's hoping to ease the pressure on her and husband Lamar Odom by putting their reality show on hold, to PEOPLE
"I said, 'Oh I just want a little bit off.'"
– Cameron Diaz, who "burst into tears" after her recent – and unintentionally short – haircut, on The Tonight Show
"I love getting beaten up by Scarlett. Wouldn't you?"
– Jeremy Renner, on going at it with Avengers costar Scarlett Johansson, to PEOPLE
"My friends just call me Wally."
– Belgian-Australian singer Goyte (pronounced "Goh-tee-yay," like the designer), whose real name is Wouter, to PEOPLE
"Mr. President, remember when the country rallied around you in hope of a better tomorrow? That was hilarious."
– Jimmy Kimmel, roasting President Barack Obama, at the White House Correspondents' Dinner
Poll #1838345
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 541
Source:
http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,2
Happy Cinco de Drinko and May the Forth Be With You ONTD! :-)
People's Top Ten Celeb Quotes of the Week!
"You should have seen me in my 20s…I was the poster definition of an angry young man with a persecution complex."
– Mark Ruffalo, relating to his Avengers character the Hulk, to The Daily News
"I can't wait to see if he can master ponytails and braids!"
– New mom Jessica Simpson, on fiancé Eric Johnson's fathering skills to their newborn daughter Maxwell Drew, to PEOPLE
"I think my right butt cheek is bigger than my left butt cheek. Oh and my right boob is sooo much bigger than my left boob."
– Kendra Wilkinson, exposing her body issues, on Twitter
"Someday I will get to relax in a hair-and-makeup chair again and leave the maniacs home with you!"
– Super mom Jennifer Garner, mock threatening husband Ben Affleck, at CinemaCon
"Anyone who's seen Forgetting Sarah Marshall knows about Jason Segel's full frontal. Unfortunately, the full-frontal scene got cut from the movie so, yeah, we just basically made him do full frontal all the time on-set."
– The Five-Year Engagement's Alison Brie, dishing on her costar's off-camera nude scenes, to Moviefone.com
"I like to think divorce is not an option."
– Khloé Kardashian, who's hoping to ease the pressure on her and husband Lamar Odom by putting their reality show on hold, to PEOPLE
"I said, 'Oh I just want a little bit off.'"
– Cameron Diaz, who "burst into tears" after her recent – and unintentionally short – haircut, on The Tonight Show
"I love getting beaten up by Scarlett. Wouldn't you?"
– Jeremy Renner, on going at it with Avengers costar Scarlett Johansson, to PEOPLE
"My friends just call me Wally."
– Belgian-Australian singer Goyte (pronounced "Goh-tee-yay," like the designer), whose real name is Wouter, to PEOPLE
"Mr. President, remember when the country rallied around you in hope of a better tomorrow? That was hilarious."
– Jimmy Kimmel, roasting President Barack Obama, at the White House Correspondents' Dinner
Poll #1838345
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 541
Which celeb had THE BEST quote this week?
View Answers
| Mark SMASH |
   66 (12.4%) |
| 2 years of Jsimp being pregnant, 2 years of articles about the baby |
| 5 (0.9%) |
| A vote for Kendra is really a vote for her laugh |
| 11 (2.1%) |
| Jennifer Whofflek |
| 22 (4.1%) |
| Annie's Boobs |
| 23 (4.3%) |
| Khloe Kares about Komittment |
| 14 (2.6%) |
| Cameron Diaz - boo fucking hoo |
| 4 (0.8%) |
| Jeremy Rennnnnnnner |
| 88 (16.5%) |
| pre·ten·tious |
| 24 (4.5%) |
| JKOTUS |
| 275 (51.7%) |
Source:
http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,2
Happy Cinco de Drinko and May the Forth Be With You ONTD! :-)
Idk why ontd hates her so much.
Though it can be frustrating.
One time she asked me what she would have to do to travel to Europe, and I was like "well, you need to get a visa." She said "Gurl I have a visa, I have several." I was just like "Oh honey..."
Love her though <3.
/random
but lbr, ontd loves to hate everyone and everything
she seems harmless enogh
Also, sorry Steve/Tony shippers but Tony/Bruce is where it's at
although i must admit, i might be looking for some hawkeye/black widow fanfiction soon. (i'm sure it already exists but i mean specific to this movie)
your faves would never.Mark is flawless
his mouth creeps me out
It's the weekend ONTD
Enjoy cinco de mayo Chris <3
http://www.stmarys-ca.edu/
BOOOO work on a weekend!
what are you up to?
I'm just in bed trying to figure out what to watch while I drink my coffee lol
She also just basically needs to stop trying to play roles made for 20 year-olds though. Because she looks bad for the age she wants to play, but not as terrible for the age she actually is.
"I believe that Abraham Lincoln had a vision about the republican party would become in 150 years and he shot himself."
"To me, Ron Paul looks like the guy who gets unhooded at the end of every Scooby Doo episode."
lol
I'm seeing The Avengers in 20 minutes and I am so not prepared omg
Edward Norton must be off sulking somewhere.
The Sulk
awwwww, but couldn't not do it