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williammiller 5th-May-2012 03:51 am (UTC)
Verizon's DVR box is really pissing me off. I can't even watch what I've recorded without a message popping up saying "unable to locate hub." After about 5 seconds of it being up there, it'll stop what I'm watching and kicking the program back to the beginning, which means I have to fast forward to where I was. I've tried calling Verizon and they're like "hurr derr, have you tried unplugging everything?" It's so annoying.
dearmisterecho 5th-May-2012 03:53 am (UTC)
pooping is a glorious thing

when you don't do it properly for a few days, you really start to appreciate it when you do

especially since everyone knows something wrong, cause I get true Kristen Stewart constipation face when I'm bunged up

now I need to go eat my bran flakes for breakfast like a nice old lady I'm becoming -_-
quidscipio 5th-May-2012 03:57 am (UTC)
eat more veggies!
dearmisterecho 5th-May-2012 04:01 am (UTC)
I am, actually! My boyfriend is a farmer and has a big basket of vegetables, and makes yummy veggie soup all the time, so I'm eating more than ever actually lol

I think my body is changing so that if I go a day without a good amount of fiber, it just goes to hell :\ I used to get away with sorta eating whatever I wanted, and still being able to poop no matter what, but the past few weeks that hasn't been the case.

katie_g_lynn 5th-May-2012 04:00 am (UTC)
LOL pooping is awesome. When I was an egg donor they put me on this medication that made me all backed up and shit and I had to drink teas and take pills for it. It was awful. I really appreciate pooping now.
ace_kay 5th-May-2012 04:03 am (UTC)
Girl, take more benefiber or some yogurt.
naveedchick 5th-May-2012 04:32 am (UTC)
I had to take a mild laxative 2 weeks ago because I just could not no matter what I did/tried and it was painful. My mom works in a pharmacy, so she was able to recommend me a specific one. It went over well, but then I decided to eat dinner a half hour after relieving myself and had the worst stomach ache ever. I didn't want to attempt to eat anything else the rest of the night even though I was starving.
ijustwanna_glow 5th-May-2012 04:53 am (UTC)
ugh, my body is so inconsistent in this area i just cannot. strong coffee seems to get stuff moving most of the time for me, but there are times when more is needed.

the worst story i know is from a friend when we were travelling together. girl would not have a bm in over 3 weeks.. and typical things like exlax or such ~motivational~ medicines would NOT get stuff moving. even enema type business would do nothing. then randomly, shit would move (so to speak) but the next day it would be the same. another 3-4 week waiting game. this was her life for 5 months basically. like... what.
notzi This Crap is Hilarious...5th-May-2012 03:54 am (UTC)
If you're an Arnold Schwarzenegger fan, or an 80's/90's baby, you'll love this.

_marquis 5th-May-2012 03:54 am (UTC)
dearmisterecho 5th-May-2012 03:58 am (UTC)
what are those? cheese crackers? donuts? I'm intrigued by these smiley faces...
_marquis 5th-May-2012 03:59 am (UTC)
french fries!
shania_cares 5th-May-2012 04:26 am (UTC)
I used to make lunches/bentos for my friends and (now ex)bf and I'd include these as a treat.
ellie_andrews 5th-May-2012 04:47 am (UTC)
oh man I love these idgaf
massielita 5th-May-2012 03:56 am (UTC)
I'm going on a cruise BITCHES!!! See you all in a week!!!!!
yalingster 5th-May-2012 03:59 am (UTC)
OMG!!! HAVE FUN!!!
sexyvegeta 5th-May-2012 04:00 am (UTC)
I love cruises. have fun!
williammiller 5th-May-2012 05:36 am (UTC)
Have fun!
janegallagher 5th-May-2012 03:57 am (UTC)
I'm considering ending an eight year friendship because she doesn't make time for me anymore. I'm tired of always being the one trying to make plans and getting blown off.

Meh.
dearmisterecho 5th-May-2012 03:58 am (UTC)
good riddance. friendships/relationships shouldn't be "work", iykwim
janegallagher 5th-May-2012 04:08 am (UTC)
I'd usually agree with you (I'm queen at burning bridges tbh) but this time I just feel sad about it.
rocksaltme 5th-May-2012 04:01 am (UTC)
Have you told her this? Maybe she isn't noticing it or something? 8 years is a long time, I'm sorry. :/
one_hoopy_frood 5th-May-2012 04:07 am (UTC)
"Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who doesn’t make you feel good kick them to the curb and the earlier you start in your life the better. The minute anybody makes you feel weird and not included or not supported, you know, either beat it or tell them to beat it." -- Amy Poehler

This philosophy hasn't done me wrong yet tbh.
mmmdraco 5th-May-2012 04:35 am (UTC)
Ugh. This. Recently did this with a friend who was just being a total bitch to everyone I know. Like, a guy friend has the biggest crush ever on her, took her to Ireland for 2 weeks and she complained the whole time, left early and never thanked him, but did leak the fact to him that she had an abortion but wouldn't tell me because she didn't trust me with the info. Plus, she had moved and I stayed in contact with her and when my husband got a promotion last year that we had to move for, I drove out to visit her (like 4.5 hours away), bought her meals, helped her around the house, put up with her not wanting to do anything because he bf wanted to watch football, etc. and she just like shrugged off the fact that I was making an effort to stay friends. As a test, I unfriended her on Facebook several months ago and she still doesn't seem to have noticed it, or if she did, she doesn't care. I'm still considering sending an anon letter to her grandma about her abortion because I also found out that she lied about me to my bosses at a previous job, saying that she'd seen me clocking in early and then leaving for a while when that never happened (she worked there, too and *I* helped get her the job which also functioned as a paid internship for her degree). I have several female friends who are amazing, but I'm sad it took so long to realize she wasn't one of them.
ijustwanna_glow 5th-May-2012 05:02 am (UTC)
im in a rough spot with one of my friends too bb. we go back to grade seven, so for me that makes it a 13 year friendship. she recently moved abroad to korea to teach english, and i'm doing my masters out of state. hadn't seen her in a year so when she invited me to come visit her abroad i worked my ass off to get my project in a state that i could let it sit for a few weeks. while i was there, she not only took her "travel anxieties" out on me everyday, but would give me shit for not adhering to the social korean customs when i'd only been there for a few days and didn't know the language/culture. i got yelled at for eating lunch too slow, poorly pronouncing words, and for not picking which restaurant to go to when i couldnt tell the difference between an eatery and a butcher shop. she put down my body shape, my goals, and condescendingly told me i was "settled" and that i'd be married with kids in a few years.. which if you know me, is not true. i've come to realize that she had some kind of anti-western perception of who i was, and she was rejecting that because she was running from it.. but it still hurts. 13 years... i honestly still only speak to her because she's my oldest friend and i feel like that in itself holds value.. but i question it. daily.

wow. apparently i really needed to get that out. sorry!
williammiller 5th-May-2012 05:38 am (UTC)
I had a friend who was like that and I cut it off. She cared more about her work friends and her partying and drinking than hanging out with me. Like, I don't care if you do any of that stuff, but I was there for you first and it's pretty unfair.
quidscipio 5th-May-2012 03:58 am (UTC)
I AM SO SICK OF STUDYING I JUST WANT TO GO OUT INTO THE SUNLIGHT
dearmisterecho 5th-May-2012 04:10 am (UTC)
GO STUDY IN THE SUNLIGHT!
katie_g_lynn 5th-May-2012 03:59 am (UTC)
Ugh I need people I can go out with on the weekends. I also need time to go out on the weekends.
wrathfulgrape 5th-May-2012 03:59 am (UTC)
Uber late to the party, but had the worst week. Took a nasty spill earlier in the week and broke 4 of my front teeth. Have been splinted up with wires on the remaining parts of my teeth and have been drinking my meal through a straw all week.
I am miserable. :(
dearmisterecho 5th-May-2012 04:08 am (UTC)
omg that suuuuuuucks D: what's the plan, as far as getting your teeth capped and whatnot?
ace_kay 5th-May-2012 04:00 am (UTC)
My brother is such a douche. He goes into the bathroom, preparing do whatever he does that takes two hours, when he knows I've been drinking water like crazy. After about half an hour, I knock on the door, because at this point, I'm about to burst and then he comes out, calls me a douche and says I have no logic. I'm starting to think he has no idea what words are because he just throws out these random words and hopes they insult me. God. I can't wait until I move out.
dearmisterecho 5th-May-2012 04:12 am (UTC)
dunno if that's better or worse than my brother, who used to come into the room randomly, do a spastic dance, and then finish his dance number with a gigantic, smelly fart

he was about 18 when he'd do that
ijustwanna_glow 5th-May-2012 05:11 am (UTC)
brothers are awesome. just let him know you have great ammo re: his ~beauty~ secrets once his first bf or gf comes to the house.

i am the oldest sibling, and you absolutely have to hold that shit over their head until you go your separate ways.
yalingster 5th-May-2012 04:00 am (UTC)
ellie_andrews 5th-May-2012 04:49 am (UTC)
OMG I NEED THIS

/sprinkle stan
deargirl 5th-May-2012 04:00 am (UTC)
i made the terrible decision of spending two days out in the florida sun/heat for hours on end (although i regret nothing bc i had a lot of fun) but now im so exhausted i have no energy to pack/clean like i need to and its all ready midnight :/

procrastinating to the very end of college

Edited at 2012-05-05 04:01 am (UTC)
ijustwanna_glow 5th-May-2012 05:12 am (UTC)
seems pretty appropriate. would you really have it any other way?
_marquis 5th-May-2012 04:01 am (UTC)
yalingster 5th-May-2012 04:03 am (UTC)
yummmmm
katie_g_lynn 5th-May-2012 04:10 am (UTC)
avocado on a hot dog? ive never even considered that.
_marquis 5th-May-2012 04:12 am (UTC)
avocado and sour cream on a bacon wrapped hot dog.

its pm the best thing ever
overandonewith 5th-May-2012 04:16 am (UTC)
avacado on a hotdog? hmmmm ....... might just try
_marquis 5th-May-2012 04:03 am (UTC)
artvandellay 5th-May-2012 05:25 am (UTC)
whats that
deja_vu822 5th-May-2012 04:14 am (UTC)
that makes me sad, although i already knew the reviews were shitty. tbh i thought he wrote women well in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. there was obviously some stereotyping to Sarah, but I thought in the end it was shown that she cared a lot about him and tried really hard to make things work with him, they just wouldn't. But maybe the subtly and her vulnerability/likability came from Kristen Bell and not the writing.
syzygy09 5th-May-2012 04:19 am (UTC)
I've heard some bad things about that movie. Total bummer, cause at one point I was looking forward to seeing it.
ijustwanna_glow 5th-May-2012 05:14 am (UTC)
thats too bad. i really wanted to see it too.
artvandellay 5th-May-2012 05:27 am (UTC)
i used to enjoy it, but im getting real sick of this man-written rom-com genre
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